Bearded Bombardier

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Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad.
The Demoman on manhood

The Bearded Bombardier is a community-created cosmetic item for the Demoman. It gives him thick sideburns, beard, and mustache, as well as a smoking Oom Paul pipe.

This item has two styles, named "Whatever" and "Formal". The "Whatever" style makes the facial hair graying, while the "Formal" style only makes the sideburns graying, with the beard and mustache being black.

The Bearded Bombardier was contributed to the Steam Workshop.

Painted variants

Main article: Paint Can
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[hide]Painted variants
  • Whatever
  • Formal
Whatever
Single colors
Painted Bearded Bombardier E6E6E6.png Painted Bearded Bombardier D8BED8.png Painted Bearded Bombardier C5AF91.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 7E7E7E.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Bearded Bombardier 141414.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 2D2D24.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 694D3A.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 7C6C57.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Bearded Bombardier A57545.png Painted Bearded Bombardier CF7336.png Painted Bearded Bombardier E7B53B.png Painted Bearded Bombardier F0E68C.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Bearded Bombardier E9967A.png Painted Bearded Bombardier FF69B4.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 7D4071.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 51384A.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Bearded Bombardier 2F4F4F.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 424F3B.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 808000.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 729E42.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Bearded Bombardier 32CD32.png Painted Bearded Bombardier BCDDB3.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Bearded Bombardier A89A8C.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 839FA3.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 3B1F23.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 18233D.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Bearded Bombardier B8383B.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 5885A2.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 483838.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 384248.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Bearded Bombardier 803020.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 256D8D.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 654740.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 28394D.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Bearded Bombardier C36C2D.png Painted Bearded Bombardier B88035.png Painted Bearded Bombardier UNPAINTED.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted
Formal
Single colors
Painted Bearded Bombardier E6E6E6 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier D8BED8 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier C5AF91 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 7E7E7E Formal.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Bearded Bombardier 141414 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 2D2D24 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 694D3A Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 7C6C57 Formal.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Bearded Bombardier A57545 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier CF7336 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier E7B53B Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier F0E68C Formal.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Bearded Bombardier E9967A Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier FF69B4 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 7D4071 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 51384A Formal.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Bearded Bombardier 2F4F4F Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 424F3B Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 808000 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 729E42 Formal.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Bearded Bombardier 32CD32 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier BCDDB3 Formal.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Bearded Bombardier A89A8C Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 839FA3 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 3B1F23 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 18233D Formal.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Bearded Bombardier B8383B Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 5885A2 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 483838 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 384248 Formal.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Bearded Bombardier 803020 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 256D8D Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 654740 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier 28394D Formal.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Bearded Bombardier C36C2D Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier B88035 Formal.png Painted Bearded Bombardier UNPAINTED Formal.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted
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Styles

Main article: Styles
Styles
Painted Bearded Bombardier UNPAINTED.png
Painted Bearded Bombardier UNPAINTED Formal.png
Whatever Formal

Update history

September 6, 2012 Patch (First Workshop Content Pack)
  • [Undocumented] The Bearded Bombardier was added to the game.

November 30, 2012 Patch

May 17, 2013 Patch #1 (Robotic Boogaloo)

September 23, 2013 Patch

  • Updated The Bearded Bombardier so it can be equipped with glasses.

November 12, 2013 Patch

October 28, 2015 Patch (Scream Fortress 2015)

  • Updated The Bearded Bombardier with the latest changes from the authors.

October 29, 2015 Patch

  • Updated The Bearded Bombardier.

November 9, 2015 Patch

  • Fixed The Bearded Bombardier not displaying the smoke effect.

July 7, 2016 Patch #1 (Meet Your Match Update)

  • [Undocumented] Added Strange quality.

Trivia

  • The description references Judy Garland, who is most known for playing Dorothy in the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz.
  • Despite the description referring to the pipe as being made of corncob, it is instead made of wood.

Gallery

See also