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| name = Samuel Bell
 
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| birthplace = New Zealand
 
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| motto = "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
 
| motto = "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on"
 
| specialability = Pen spinning
 
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Deathsbman

He is pretty awesome... can i get my five dollars now?
Anonymous Deathsbman

Deathsbman is a scrumpy-swilling bloke from New Zealand, and is one of the more versatile members of the team. A master of Paper Airplanes,Deathsbman strategically deals indirect and mid-range combat and massive splash damage. Armed with his Paper,Deathsbman uses his only good eye and the knowledge of his surrounding environment for well-timed folds that send enemies skyward, often in many pieces. Should anyone get past his paper-y ordinance however, they will be shocked to learn deathsbman is extremely proficient at Pen Spinning, being one of the deadliest spinners in the universe, with a variety of powerful Pens (and Pencils) in his arsenal.

Deathsbman excels at swift throws; he can steer his planes at creative angles to wreak havoc on enemys while remaining safely out of sight. His pens are a perfect tool for area denial, and are effective at keeping opponents away from any carts, control points, or Intelligence that he deems off-limits.

Bio

Word of his proficiency with Planes spread, and it was not long before Auckland Grammar received two visitors; the Demomans real parents, who lovingly explained that all Plane Builders are abandoned at birth until their skills manifest themselves, a long-standing, cruel, and wholly unnecessary tradition among the New Zealand Plane Builders. His happy childhood had ended, but his training had just begun.

Health

Okay though He recently had a nasty tussle with a Daddy Long Legs.

Speed

Pretty Slow

Basic strategy

Throw planes, Spin Pens.

Weapons

  • Paper
  • Pens
  • Pencils

Cosmetic items

A few shirts and shorts.

Achievements

Won a pie eating contest once.

Update history

10/12 Born

Unused content

I haven't used my toothbrush in a while.

Bugs

Only that damned daddy long legs.

Trivia

I'm a pretty cool guy

Related merchandise

I have a pair of sunglasses you could buy from me I guess.

See also

My Steam account My Reddit account Stuff happens there IDK