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It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place!  Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.
 
It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place!  Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.
 
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{{User hats|214}}
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{{User hats|1344}}
 
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__TOC__
 
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== Present ==
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Season 3 for the [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Army of NoochLand] commenced on '''September 8, 2011'''.  The Army's arsenal has expanded with an additional 3 gaming machines, and enrollment has increased from 128 members to 301 members thru the end of November.  [http://steamcommunity.com/id/nooch002 Nooch] determined at the conclusion of his ''2nd Tour'' that his next campaign would engage his members '''once''' every '''14 days''' for 15 hours, instead of 9 hours every week.  The new stratedgy is proving very successful! 
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After '''63 days''', both objectives missed during the summer, the [http://www.teamfortress.com/replayupdate The Replay Update] items and [http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/day_01.html Über Update] items, as well as the current [http://teamfortress.com/manniversary/index.html Manniversary_Update] items, were fulifilled.  Also, the generous [[Manniversary Package]]'s yielded NoochLand members '''hundreds''' of [[Manniversary Paper Hat]]s that Nooch promptly and efficiently crafted into over a hundred new random Hats for his coffers.  Begining December, the Army is stockpiling refined metal while some [http://www.teamfortress.com/veryscaryhalloween/ Very Scary Halloween Special] items and [[Promotions]] remain outstanding.  Nooch anticipates Christmas 2011 will be another worthy '''challenge''', and ''Army of NoochLand'' is poised to attack!
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== History ==
 
== History ==
  
[http://steamcommunity.com/id/thenooch Nooch] is the '''relentless''' leader of the [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Army of NoochLand].  The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of '''Unique Items'''.  Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part1/index.htm War! Update], the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter.  The Army's 1st campaign began '''December 28th'''.  The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight.  Then, on the [http://bnoochman.blogspot.com 73rd day], the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all '''36 Unique Hats''' available.
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[http://steamcommunity.com/id/nooch002 Nooch] is the '''relentless''' leader of the [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Army of NoochLand].  The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of '''Unique Items'''.  Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/war War! Update], the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter.  The Army's 1st campaign began '''December 28th'''.  The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight.  Then, on the [http://bnoochman.blogspot.com 73rd day], the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all '''36 Unique Hats''' available.
  
Six months later, [http://www.teamfortress.com/mannconomy The Mann-Conomy Update] proved to be a formidable '''challenge'''.  Nooch depleted his [http://www.tf2items.com/id/thenooch?time=1286150227 +100 Refined Metal] reserve trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended.  And, The Army of NoochLand was called back to duty '''October 13th'''.  With an additional [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland/members 26 members] enlisted, the Army's '''2nd Tour''' set it's sights on first, the new ''Mann-Conomy Update'' items.  Then second, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress Scream Fortress Update] items.  After '''33 days''' all objectives are complete.  The Army of NoochLand continues marching on into the winter months keeping Nooch's feet toasty warm.
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Six months later, [http://www.teamfortress.com/mannconomy The Mann-Conomy Update] proved to be the next worthy '''challenge'''.  During both the [http://www.teamfortress.com/119 119th Update] and [http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate The Engineer Update], ''Army of NoochLand'' was on leave and '''not active''' for any summertime months.  Nooch quickly depleted his 100+ refined metal reserve, from Season 1, trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collectionThen, ''Army of NoochLand'' was called back to duty '''October 13, 2010'''.
  
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With an additional [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland/members 26 members] enlisted, the Army's '''2nd Tour''' set it's sights on first, the new ''Mann-Conomy Update'' items.  Then second, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress Scream Fortress Update] items.  After '''33 days''' all objectives were complete.  In addition, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4608 Poker Night at the Inventory] items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
  
== Backpacks ==
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''Army of NoochLand'' continued '''expanding''' its ranks during Winter 2011.  Enrollment grew to 60 members for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/australianchristmas Australian Christmas] Update.  ''Double Drop-Rate Week'' proved to be a tremendous success.  And, Miss Pauling [[Stocking Stuffer Key]] gifts yielded a plethora of hats.  Sadly, [[promotional items]] have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following ''Australian Christmas''.  And, in only 3 months Nooch became dissuaded by the pitfalls of [https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=9958-MJDG-3003 Trading].
  
{|class="wikitable collapsible" width="75%" cellpadding=2 align="center" style="text-align:center; font-size:90%"
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Begining February 2011, Nooch determined '''LAN Heat''' reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframe.  Encouraged by offset electrical costs, ''Army of NoochLand'' expanded again to 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license.  The Army's '''2nd Tour''' concluded '''April 12, 2011''', but the quest for more [http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5244 Items] continues.
! colspan="13" style="background-color:#FFAA00;"|Backpacks
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|- <!-- Scout -->
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== Inventory ==
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{|class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" width="100%" cellpadding=2 style="text-align:center"
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! colspan="11" style="background-color:#FFAA00;"|Checklist
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|-
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=3|'''Nooch'''
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=3|'''Nooch'''
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=thenooch|thenooch]]
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|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Unique Items'''
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=noochman|noochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=anoochman|anoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=bnoochman|bnoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=cnoochman|cnoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=fnoochman|fnoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=gnoochman|gnoochman]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|'''Unique Items'''
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|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2items.com/id/nooch002#tab-checklist]]
|width="150px" valign="top"|'''Hats'''
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|'''Metal'''
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|'''Weapons'''
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|'''Dueling'''
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|'''Tags'''
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|'''Paint'''
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=thenooch thenooch]
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| valign="top"|[http://www.tf2items.com/id/nooch002#tab-checklist nooch002]
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=noochman noochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=anoochman anoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=bnoochman bnoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=cnoochman cnoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=fnoochman fnoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=gnoochman gnoochman]
 
 
|}
 
|}
  
  
[[Image:User Nooch Flying Purple People Eater.jpg|300px|thumb|left|'''One Eye! One Horn!''']]<br><br><br><br><br><br>{{Quotation|Nooch|''"Hats may be nice, but the ladies prefer a big stack of metal!"''}}
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[[Image:User Nooch Flying Purple People Eater.jpg|300px|thumb|left|'''One Eye! One Horn!''']]<br><br><br><br><br><br>{{Quotation|Nooch|''"Hats are nice, but ladies chase a big stack of metal!"''}}
  
 
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{{clr}}
  
== Inventory ==
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== Stats ==
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[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System1 Campaign1.0]
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The introduction of the item drop cap has presented both challenges and opportunity for the ''Army of NoochLand'' that did not exist with the original [[item drop system]].  As data becomes available, after each ''Army of NoochLand'' campaign concludes, results will be published here.
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<br><br>'''Campaigns'''
  
{|class="wikitable collapsible" width="75%" cellpadding=2 align="center" style="text-align:center; font-size:90%"
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{| class="wikitable grid"
! colspan="13" style="background-color:#FFAA00;"|Checklist
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! class = "header" | Heading
|-  <!-- Scout -->
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System1_1 Campaign1.1]
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=scout|link=scout}}<br>'''[[Scout]]'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System2_1 Campaign2.1]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Batter's Helmet.png|75px|link=Batter's Helmet]]<br>'''1'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System2_2 Campaign2.2]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Bonk Helm.png|75px|link=Bonk Helm]]<br>'''1'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System2_3 Campaign2.3]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Ye Olde Baker Boy.png|75px|link=Ye Olde Baker Boy]]<br>'''3'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System3_1 Campaign3.1]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Baseball Bill's Sports Shine.png|75px|link=Baseball Bill's Sports Shine]]<br>'''2'''
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! class = "header" | TOTAL
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png|75px|link=Troublemaker's Tossle Cap]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Whoopee Cap.png|75px|link=Whoopee Cap]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Milkman.png|75px|link=Milkman]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Bombing Run.png|75px|link=Bombing Run]]<br>'''1'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Batter's Helmet]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bonk Helm]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ye Olde Baker Boy]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Baseball Bill's Sports Shine]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Troublemaker's Tossle Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Whoopee Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Milkman]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bombing Run]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=force-a-nature|icon-size=75px|link=Force-A-Nature}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=bonk|icon-size=75px|link=Bonk! Atomic Punch}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=sandman|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=crit-a-cola|icon-size=75px|link=Crit-a-Cola}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=shortstop|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=mad milk|icon-size=75px|link=Mad Milk}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=holy mackerel|icon-size=75px|link=Holy Mackerel}}
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Force-A-Nature]]
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| start date
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bonk! Atomic Punch]]
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| Dec28,2009
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sandman]]
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| Oct13,2010
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Crit-a-Cola]]
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| Dec22,2010
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Shortstop]]
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| Feb16,2011
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mad Milk]]
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| Sep5,2011
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Holy Mackerel]]
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| Dec28,2009
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| stop date
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| Mar15,2010
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| Dec22,2010
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| Feb16,2011
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| Apr12,2011
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| Nov30,2011
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| Nov30,2011
|-  <!-- Sniper -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=sniper|link=sniper}}<br>'''[[Sniper]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Trophy Belt.png|75px|link=Trophy belt]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Professional's Panama.png|75px|link=Professional's Panama]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Master's Yellow Belt.png|75px|link=Master's Yellow Belt]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative.png|75px|link=Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Shooter's Sola Topi.png|75px|link=Shooter's Sola Topi]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Bloke's Bucket Hat.png|75px|link=Bloke's Bucket Hat]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Ol' Snaggletooth.png|75px|link=Ol' Snaggletooth]]<br>'''1'''
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Trophy Belt]]
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| weeks
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Professional's Panama]]
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| 11
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Master's Yellow Belt]]
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| 10
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative]]
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| 8
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Shooter's Sola Topi]]
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| 8
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bloke's Bucket Hat]]
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| 10
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ol' Snaggletooth]]
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| 47
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| total hours
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| 21,336
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| 3,660
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 5,200
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 9,840
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 14,738
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| 54,774
 
|-
 
|-
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=huntsman|icon-size=75px}}
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| electric bill
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=jarate|icon-size=75px}}
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| $257.07
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=razorback|icon-size=75px}}
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| $115.17
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=tribalman's shiv|icon-size=75px|link=Tribalman's Shiv}}
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| $146.52
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=sydney sleeper|icon-size=75px|link=Sydney Sleeper}}
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| $170.39
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=darwin's danger shield|icon-size=75px|link=Darwin's Danger Shield}}
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| $163.02
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=bushwacka|icon-size=75px}}
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| $852.17
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Huntsman]]
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| items dropped
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Jarate]]
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| 5,159
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Razorback]]
+
| 3,807
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tribalman's Shiv]]
+
| 6,526
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sydney Sleeper]]
+
| 10,402
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Darwin's Danger Shield]]
+
| 17,855
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bushwacka]]
+
| 43,749
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| items per week
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| 469.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 380.70
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 815.75
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1300.25
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1785.50
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| 930.83
|-  <!-- Soldier -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=soldier|link=soldier}}<br>'''[[Soldier]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Soldier's Stash.png|75px|link=Soldier's Stash]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Tyrant's Helm.png|75px|link=Tyrant's Helm]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Stainless Pot.png|75px|link=Stainless Pot]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Gentle Manne's Service Medal.png|75px|link=Gentle Manne's Service Medal]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Killer's Kabuto.png|75px|link=Killer's Kabuto]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Sergeant's Drill Hat.png|75px|link=Sergeant's Drill Hat]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Lumbricus Lid.png|75px|link=Lumbricus Lid]]<br>'''7'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Grenadier's_Softcap.png|75px|link=Grenadier's_Softcap]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Chieftain's Challenge.png|75px|link=Chieftain's Challenge]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Dr's Dapper Topper.png|75px|link=Dr's Dapper Topper]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Stout Shako.png|75px|link=Stout Shako]]<br>'''1'''
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Soldier's Stash]]
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| items per hour
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tyrant's Helm]]
+
| 0.24
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Stainless Pot]]
+
| 1.04
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gentle Manne's Service Medal]]
+
| 1.26
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Killer's Kabuto]]
+
| 1.06
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sergeant's Drill Hat]]
+
| 1.21
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Lumbricus Lid]]
+
| 0.80
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Grenadier's Softcap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Chieftain's Challenge]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dr's Dapper Topper]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Stout Shako]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
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| kilowatt hours
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 2337
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1047
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1332
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1549
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1482
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 7747
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=direct hit|icon-size=75px|link=Direct Hit}}
+
| items per Kwh
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=buff banner|icon-size=75px|link=Buff Banner}}
+
| 2.21
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=gunboats|icon-size=75px}}
+
| 3.64
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=equalizer|icon-size=75px}}
+
| 4.90
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=black box|icon-size=75px|link=Black Box}}
+
| 6.72
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=battalion's backup|icon-size=75px|link=Battalion's Backup}}
+
| 12.05
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=rocket launcher|icon-size=75px|link=Rocket Jumper}}
+
| 5.65
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Direct Hit]]
+
| cost per item
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Buff Banner]]
+
| $0.050
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gunboats]]
+
| $0.030
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Equalizer]]
+
| $0.022
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Black Box]]
+
| $0.016
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Battalion's Backup]]
+
| $0.009
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Rocket Jumper]]
+
| $0.019
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| gaming pc's
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 12
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 6
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 12
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 12
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 12
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 12+
|-  <!-- Demoman -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=demoman|link=demoman}}<br>'''[[Demoman]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Demoman's Fro.png|75px|link=Demoman's Fro]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Glengarry Bonnet.png|75px|link=Glengarry Bonnet]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Scotsman's Stove Pipe.png|75px|link=Scotsman's Stove Pipe]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Hustler's Hallmark.png|75px|link=Hustler's Hallmark]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Tippler's Tricorne.png|75px|link=Tippler's Tricorne]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Sober Stuntman.png|75px|link=Sober Stuntman]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Carouser's Capotain.png|75px|link=Carouser's Capotain]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Rimmed Raincatcher.png|75px|link=Rimmed Raincatcher]]<br>'''1'''
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Demoman's Fro]]
+
| user accounts
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Glengarry Bonnet]]
+
| 12.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scotsman's Stove Pipe]]
+
| 36.60
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hustler's Hallmark]]
+
| 65.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tippler's Tricorne]]
+
| 123.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sober Stuntman]]
+
| 105.70
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Carouser's Capotain]]
+
| 301
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Rimmed Raincatcher]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| hats
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 84
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 35
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 70
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 112
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 209
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 510
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=scottish resistance|icon-size=75px|link=Scottish Resistance}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=chargin' targe|icon-size=75px|link=Chargin' Targe}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=eyelander|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=pain train|icon-size=75px|link=Pain Train}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=scotsman's skullcutter|icon-size=75px|Scotsman's Skullcutter}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=frying pan|icon-size=75px|Frying Pan}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=horseless headless horsemann's headtaker|icon-size=75px|Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=stickybomb launcher|icon-size=75px|link=Sticky Jumper}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scottish Resistance]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Chargin' Targe]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Eyelander]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Pain Train]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scotsman's Skullcutter]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Frying Pan]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sticky Jumper]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Medic -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=medic|link=medic}}<br>'''[[Medic]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Prussian Pickelhaube.png|75px|link=Prussian Pickelhaube]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Vintage Tyrolean.png|75px|link=Vintage Tyrolean]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Otolaryngologist's Mirror.png|75px|link=Otolaryngologist's Mirror]]<br>'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Physician's Procedure Mask.png|75px|link=Physician's Procedure Mask]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Ze Goggles.png|75px|link=Ze Goggles]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Gentleman's Gatsby.png|75px|link=Gentleman's Gatsby]]<br>'''1'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Prussian Pickelhaube]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Vintage Tyrolean]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Otolaryngologist's Mirror]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Physician's Procedure Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ze Goggles]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gentleman's Gatsby]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=blutsauger|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=kritzkrieg|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=ubersaw|icon-size=75px|link=Übersaw}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=vita-saw|icon-size=75px|link=Vita-Saw}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Blutsauger]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Kritzkrieg]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Übersaw]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Vita-Saw]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Heavy -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=heavy|link=heavy}}<br>'''[[Heavy]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Football Helmet.png|75px|link=Football Helmet]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Officer's Ushanka.png|75px|link=Officer's Ushanka]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Tough Guy's Toque.png|75px|link=Tough Guy's Toque]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Hound Dog.png|75px|link=Hound Dog]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Heavy Duty Rag.png|75px|link=Heavy Duty Rag]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Pugilist's Protector.png|75px|link=Pugilist's Protector]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Hard Counter.png|75px|link=Hard Counter]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Cadaver's Cranium.png|75px|link=Cadaver's Cranium]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Dealer's Visor.png|75px|link=Dealer's Visor]]<br>'''6'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Football Helmet]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Officer's Ushanka]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tough Guy's Toque]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hound Dog]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Heavy Duty Rag]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Pugilist's Protector]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hard Counter]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Cadaver's Cranium]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dealer's Visor]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=natascha|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=sandvich|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=dalokohs bar|icon-size=75px|link=Dalokohs Bar}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=kgb|icon-size=75px|link=K.G.B.}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=gru|icon-size=75px|link=G.R.U.}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Natascha]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sandvich]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dalokohs Bar]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[K.G.B.]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[G.R.U.]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Pyro -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=pyro|link=pyro}}<br>'''[[Pyro]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Pyro's Beanie.png|75px|link=Pyro's Beanie]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Brigade Helm.png|75px|link=Brigade Helm]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Respectless Rubber Glove.png|75px|link=Respectless Rubber Glove]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Triboniophorus Tyrannus.png|75px|link=Triboniophorus Tyrannus]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Vintage Merryweather.png|75px|link=Vintage Merryweather]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Whiskered Gentleman.png|75px|link=Whiskered Gentleman]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Attendant.png|75px|link=Attendant]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Old Guadalajara.png|75px|link=Old Guadalajara]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Napper's Respite.png|75px|link=Napper's Respite]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Handyman's Handle.png|75px|link=Handyman's Handle]]<br>'''1'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Pyro's Beanie]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Brigade Helm]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Respectless Rubber Glove]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Triboniophorus Tyrannus]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Vintage Merryweather]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Whiskered Gentleman]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Attendant]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Old Guadalajara]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Napper's Respite]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Handyman's Handle]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=backburner|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=flare gun|icon-size=75px|link=Flare Gun}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=axtinguisher|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=homewrecker|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=degreaser|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=powerjack|icon-size=75px}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Backburner]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Flare Gun]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Axtinguisher]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Homewrecker]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Degreaser]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Powerjack]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Spy -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=spy|link=spy}}<br>'''[[Spy]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Fancy Fedora.png|75px|link=Fancy Fedora]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Backbiter's Billycock.png|75px|link=Backbiter's Billycock]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Camera Beard.png|75px|link=Camera Beard]]<br>'''5'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Magistrate's Mullet.png|75px|link=Magistrate's Mullet]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Frenchman's Beret.png|75px|link=Frenchman's Beret]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Familiar Fez.png|75px|link=Familiar Fez]]<br>'''1'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Fancy Fedora]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Backbiter's Billycock]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Camera Beard]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Magistrate's Mullet]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Frenchman's Beret]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Familiar Fez]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=ambassador|icon-size=75px}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=big kill|icon-size=75px|link=Big Kill}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=dead ringer|icon-size=75px|link=Dead Ringer}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=cloak and dagger|icon-size=75px|link=Cloak and Dagger}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=l'etranger|icon-size=75px|link=L'Etranger}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=your eternal reward|icon-size=75px|link=Your Eternal Reward}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ambassador]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Big Kill]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dead Ringer]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Cloak and Dagger]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[L'Etranger]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Your Eternal Reward]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Engineer -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=6|{{Icon class|class=engineer|link=engineer}}<br>'''[[Engineer]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Mining Light.png|75px|link=Mining Light]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Texas Ten Gallon.png|75px|link=Texas Ten Gallon]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Engineer's Cap.png|75px|link=Engineer's Cap]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Texas Slim's Dome Shine.png|75px|link=Texas Slim's Dome Shine]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Hotrod.png|75px|link=Hotrod]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Safe'n'Sound.png|75px|link=Safe'n'Sound]]<br>'''2'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mining Light]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Texas Ten Gallon]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Engineer's Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Texas Slim's Dome Shine]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hotrod]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Safe'n'Sound]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=golden wrench|icon-size=75px|link=Golden Wrench}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=frontier justice|icon-size=75px|link=Frontier Justice}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=wrangler|icon-size=75px|link=Wrangler}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=lugermorph|icon-size=75px|link=Lugermorph}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=gunslinger|icon-size=75px|link=Gunslinger}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{Icon weapon|weapon=southern hospitality|icon-size=75px|link=Southern Hospitality}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Golden Wrench]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Frontier Justice]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Wrangler]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Lugermorph]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gunslinger]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Southern Hospitality]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- All -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan="3"|'''All'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Cheater's Lament.png|75px|link=Cheater's Lament]]<br>'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Modest Pile of Hat.png|75px|link=Modest Pile of Hat]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Noble Amassment of Hats.png|75px|link=Noble Amassment of Hats]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Towering Pillar of Hats.png|75px|link=Towering Pillar of Hats]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Horrific Headsplitter.png|75px|link=Horrific Headsplitter]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Wiki Cap.png|75px|link=Wiki Cap]]<br>'''0'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Cheater's Lament]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Modest Pile of Hat]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Noble Amassment of Hats]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Towering Pillar of Hats]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Horrific Headsplitter]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Wiki Cap]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:want.png|25px|link=Want]]
 
|-  <!-- Event -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan="6"|'''Event'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Ghastly Gibus.png|75px|link=Ghastly Gibus]]<br>'''6'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png|75px|link=Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask]]<br>'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Ghastlier Gibus.png|75px|link=Ghastlier Gibus]]<br>'''12'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.png|75px|link=Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head]]<br>'''33'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Voodoo Juju.png|75px|link=Voodoo Juju]]<br>'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Spine-Chilling Skull.png|75px|link=Spine-Chilling Skull]]<br>'''4'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ghastly Gibus]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ghastlier Gibus]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Voodoo Juju]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Spine-Chilling Skull]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Scout Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''34'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Sniper Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''37'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Soldier Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''30'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Demoman Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''33'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Medic Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''37'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Heavy Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''22'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Pyro Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''36'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Spy Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''26'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Engineer Mask.png|75px|link=Halloween Masks]]<br>'''44'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item Saxton Hale Mask.png|75px|link=Saxton Hale Mask]]<br>'''5'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Scout Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Sniper Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Soldier Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Demoman Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Medic Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Heavy Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Pyro Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Spy Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Engineer Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Saxton Hale Mask]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Promo -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan="3"|'''Promo'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon_Earbuds.png|75px|link=Earbuds]]<br>'''0'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Polycount Pin.png|75px|link=Polycount Pin]]<br>'''0'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Bill's Hat.png|75px|link=Bill's Hat]]<br>'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Max's Severed Head.png|75px|link=Max's Severed Head]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png|75px|link=Alien Swarm Parasite]]<br>'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Mann Co. Cap.png|75px|link=Mann Co. Cap]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Ellis' Cap.png|75px|link=Ellis' Cap]]<br>'''6'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Earbuds]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Polycount Pin]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bill's Hat]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Max's Severed Head]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Alien Swarm Parasite]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mann Co. Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ellis' Cap]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Metal -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=3|'''Metal'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image: Backpack_Haunted_Metal_Scrap.png|75px|link=Haunted Metal Scrap]]<br>'''25'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Refined Metal.png|75px|link=Refined Metal]]<br>'''28'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Reclaimed Metal.png|75px|link=Reclaimed Metal]]<br>'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Item icon Scrap Metal.png|75px|link=Scrap Metal]]<br>'''2'''
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=3|'''Key'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<br><br><br><br>''' Have'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<br><br><br><br>''' Want'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<br><br><br><br>''' Skip'''
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Haunted Metal Scrap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Refined Metal]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Reclaimed Metal]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scrap Metal]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:want.png|25px|link=Want]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
 
|}
 
|}
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== Projects ==
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This is a work in progress, more to come...
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http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System3
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==Trivia==
 +
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* Possessed All 36 original hats on Wednesday, March 10, 2010.  [http://www.sourceop.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2698&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 Blog Entry]
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* Original drop system produced 40.62 items per week; Current drop system producing 173.22 items per week average.
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* Nooch created the [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Item_timeline&diff=prev&oldid=228494 Item Timeline].
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* NoochLand produces a refined metal approximately every hour when running 16 machines, or 11 refined metal every 15 hours when running 12 machines.
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* Most item drops in NoochLand during 1 week:  2811 items | 169 accounts from 12/1 to 12/7
  
  
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|style="width:9%"|[http://steamcommunity.com/id/nooch002 Steam Profile]
 
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|style="width:9%"|[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Steam Group]
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|style="width:9%"|[http://www.sourceop.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=index SourceOP Forum]
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|style="width:9%"|[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/member.php?u=683276 SPUF]
 
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Latest revision as of 03:36, 22 December 2014

Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (15:36:32 GMT)

It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place! Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 1344 hats! (Probably 1343 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)




Present

Season 3 for the Army of NoochLand commenced on September 8, 2011. The Army's arsenal has expanded with an additional 3 gaming machines, and enrollment has increased from 128 members to 301 members thru the end of November. Nooch determined at the conclusion of his 2nd Tour that his next campaign would engage his members once every 14 days for 15 hours, instead of 9 hours every week. The new stratedgy is proving very successful!

After 63 days, both objectives missed during the summer, the The Replay Update items and Über Update items, as well as the current Manniversary_Update items, were fulifilled. Also, the generous Manniversary Package's yielded NoochLand members hundreds of Manniversary Paper Hats that Nooch promptly and efficiently crafted into over a hundred new random Hats for his coffers. Begining December, the Army is stockpiling refined metal while some Very Scary Halloween Special items and Promotions remain outstanding. Nooch anticipates Christmas 2011 will be another worthy challenge, and Army of NoochLand is poised to attack!


History

Nooch is the relentless leader of the Army of NoochLand. The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of Unique Items. Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the War! Update, the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter. The Army's 1st campaign began December 28th. The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight. Then, on the 73rd day, the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all 36 Unique Hats available.

Six months later, The Mann-Conomy Update proved to be the next worthy challenge. During both the 119th Update and The Engineer Update, Army of NoochLand was on leave and not active for any summertime months. Nooch quickly depleted his 100+ refined metal reserve, from Season 1, trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collection. Then, Army of NoochLand was called back to duty October 13, 2010.

With an additional 26 members enlisted, the Army's 2nd Tour set it's sights on first, the new Mann-Conomy Update items. Then second, the new Scream Fortress Update items. After 33 days all objectives were complete. In addition, the new Poker Night at the Inventory items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.

Army of NoochLand continued expanding its ranks during Winter 2011. Enrollment grew to 60 members for the Australian Christmas Update. Double Drop-Rate Week proved to be a tremendous success. And, Miss Pauling Stocking Stuffer Key gifts yielded a plethora of hats. Sadly, promotional items have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following Australian Christmas. And, in only 3 months Nooch became dissuaded by the pitfalls of Trading.

Begining February 2011, Nooch determined LAN Heat reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframe. Encouraged by offset electrical costs, Army of NoochLand expanded again to 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license. The Army's 2nd Tour concluded April 12, 2011, but the quest for more Items continues.


Inventory


One Eye! One Horn!







"Hats are nice, but ladies chase a big stack of metal!"
— Nooch

Stats

Campaign1.0

The introduction of the item drop cap has presented both challenges and opportunity for the Army of NoochLand that did not exist with the original item drop system. As data becomes available, after each Army of NoochLand campaign concludes, results will be published here.



Campaigns

Heading Campaign1.1 Campaign2.1 Campaign2.2 Campaign2.3 Campaign3.1 TOTAL
start date Dec28,2009 Oct13,2010 Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011 Sep5,2011 Dec28,2009
stop date Mar15,2010 Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011 Apr12,2011 Nov30,2011 Nov30,2011
weeks 11 10 8 8 10 47
total hours 21,336 3,660 5,200 9,840 14,738 54,774
electric bill $257.07 $115.17 $146.52 $170.39 $163.02 $852.17
items dropped 5,159 3,807 6,526 10,402 17,855 43,749
items per week 469.00 380.70 815.75 1300.25 1785.50 930.83
items per hour 0.24 1.04 1.26 1.06 1.21 0.80
kilowatt hours 2337 1047 1332 1549 1482 7747
items per Kwh 2.21 3.64 4.90 6.72 12.05 5.65
cost per item $0.050 $0.030 $0.022 $0.016 $0.009 $0.019
gaming pc's 12 6 12 12 12 12+
user accounts 12.00 36.60 65.00 123.00 105.70 301
hats 84 35 70 112 209 510


Projects

This is a work in progress, more to come... http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System3


Trivia

  • Possessed All 36 original hats on Wednesday, March 10, 2010. Blog Entry
  • Original drop system produced 40.62 items per week; Current drop system producing 173.22 items per week average.
  • NoochLand produces a refined metal approximately every hour when running 16 machines, or 11 refined metal every 15 hours when running 12 machines.
  • Most item drops in NoochLand during 1 week: 2811 items | 169 accounts from 12/1 to 12/7


Links

Talk Steam Steam Stats Backpack SourceOP SPUF
Talk Steam Profile Steam Group TF2 Stats TF2 Items SourceOP Forum SPUF