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{{DISPLAYTITLE:payn's little corner of stupidity}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:payn's little corner of stupidity}} <!-- damn you slimy i saw you steal me page name idea >:( -->
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{{User banner|color=#EFD0FF |steamid=payn_gaming}}  
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help how do i make this look good<br>
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btw have a cute penguin<br>
  
{{User infobox
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[[File:Painted Pebbles the Penguin UNPAINTED.png|100px]]
| title =<div style="font-family;">[[User:Payn|payn.]]</div>
 
| image = Main menu soldier.png
 
| type = doopid idot
 
| gender = Male
 
| age = 14
 
| language = English <small> i speak a lil' Fijian tho </small>
 
| birthplace = Fiji! I live in Australia currently, though.
 
| favmap_us = [[Frontier]], [[Upward]], [[Skirmish]], and [[Badwater Basin]]! <br> <small> yes i play the maps everyone else plays <br>theres a REASON everyone does >:(
 
| favclass_us = [[Medic]] and [[Soldier]]!
 
| favweap_us = [[Strange]] and [[Community]]! <br> <small> i love showing people how much i suck at this game
 
}}
 
<!-- ty akolyth for letting me yoink ur funni user page thingy thing-->
 
{{Quotation|'''payn.''' when he gets sent into the shadow realm by a crocket with 100% uber|Ah! What the bloody hell just happened?|sound=Sniper mvm resurrect01.wav}}
 
  
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ehrm the beggars bazooka is the best rocket launcher i will die on this hill
  
'''General Info!'''
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this userpage looks so sexy now, no?
  
Hey! I'm rather new to the wiki, so I apologise if I mess up or make some bad edits here n' there. I'd love advice, so if you have any please give me some on my talk page! <br>
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<small> every goddamn time i play tf2 people keep making jokes about me being in "''payn''" please shut up only i can make those jokes</small>
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! class="header" width="100%" | look at the schizophrenic people talk
 
 
 
 
'''Likes N' Dislikes!'''
 
 
 
I love TF2 (obviously), rhythm games, and savoury foods. I also might be masochistic because I main one of the most ''payn''ful (see what I did there?) classes to main, [[Medic]], and somehow have ''fun''. I have started to play [[Scout]], he's pretty damn fun. [[Soldier]] is also pretty gamer, I enjoy playing him when my brain is too fried to play Medic. I've started to become a Battle Engie main ''somehow'', I got gifted a Panic Attack by a friend and it went from there. <br>
 
I dislike cheaters, bots, toxic idiots blahblahblah <small>''literally no one cares why tf did you put this here-''</small>
 
 
 
 
 
'''My Main History!'''
 
 
 
*I'm a Medic main<small>''(on pause for now tho)''</small>! About 400+ hours on Medic, and counting.... <br> My preferred loadout with this German psychopath is the Crusader's Crossbow ([[Festive weapons|Festive]] variant), Stock [[Medi Gun]], and the [[Ubersaw]]. <small> yes I'm a meta slave pls dont bulli me :( </small>
 
*Former [[Pyro]] main! Freaking 500+ on that nerd. My preferred loadout with that schizophrenic '''''freak''''' is the [[Degreaser]], [[Panic Attack]], and [[Backscratcher]]. It's genuinely scary how fast this loadout eats through someone's health. <br> <small>Don't play him much anymore because 500+ hours of W+M1 gets boring after a while. </small>
 
*Former Spy main! <br> Preferred loadout with this sneaky frenchman is the [[L'etranger]], [[Big Earner]], and the [[Dead Ringer]] or stock [[Invis Watch]]. <br> <small> I am a speedy boi, and never freaking die, hehehe </small>
 
*Former [[Demoman|Demo]] main! <small> ''I mained him for like a month then switched lmfao-'' </small> <br> My preferred loadout with this Black Scottish Cyclops drunkard is the [[Iron Bomber]], [[Stickybomb Launcher]], and the [[Bottle|bottl]]. <small> I like the bottl :) </small>
 
*Former [[Heavy]] main! Same story as Demo. <br> My preferred loadout with this not very teeny man is the [[Tomislav]], [[Sandvich]], and the [[Gloves of Running Urgently|GRU]]. <br> <small>Tommy Gruvich Enjoyer people, Tommy Gruvich.</small> <br>I've also become a Fat Scout enjoyer, I just switch out the Sandvich for the Panic Attack.
 
*Semi-Soldier main! Starting to really get into him, especially with one of the best unlocks to ever exist, the Beggar's Bazooka. <br>My preferred loadout with this very patriotic and violent man is the [[Beggars Bazooka]], [[Gunboats]], and the [[Disciplinary Action]] or [[Escape Plan]], depending on what I'm doing. <small> the movement shenanigans are insane </small>
 
*Former [[Engineer]] main???? ''what is my main history this is mind boggling.'' <br> My preferred loadout with this Texan boi when I'm normal defensive Engineer is the [[Rescue Ranger]], [[Wrangler]], and [[Jag]]. <small> Yes, I'm a basic boi. </small> <br> When I wanna do things Texas Style<small>(TM)</small>, I use the [[Panic Attack]], [[Pistol]], and the [[Gunslinger]]. <small> i learnt how to aim lets go its more fun now!!!! </small>
 
*Semi [[Scout]] main??? I only really play him on things that don't have any real objective, like [[Hightower]] or [[2Fort]]. <br>My preferred loadout with the Boston boi with French genes in him<small> ''ew'' </small> is the Stock [[Scattergun]], [[Flying Guillotine]] and the [[Atomiser]]! <small> mobility gaeming </small>
 
 
 
 
 
[[User:Payn/WeaponsNamesAndDescs|'''Names and Descriptions for my weapons! (click this)''']]<br>
 
Thought I'd put the multiple dumb asf names I've made for my weapons that're strange!
 
 
 
 
 
'''Quick Thank You's!''' <br>
 
 
 
[[User:Akolyth|Akolyth]] for the inspiration of this user page! <small> and hopefully letting me steal some of his user page stuff to repurpose here lol </small><br>
 
[[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]] for being cool and giving me advice for when i mess up, haha.
 
 
 
 
 
'''My Favourite Voicelines, In Class Order.'''<br>
 
<!--This idea was shamelessly stolen from GrampaSwood lmfao-->
 
 
 
'''Scout:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Scout''' after beating someone to death with a fish.|Yeah, I dare ya. '''Rage quit'''. C'mon, make us both happy.|sound=Scout domination19.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Now he's insulting the body. He almost sounds like an asshole, but he's right.|You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield.|sound=Scout_misc07.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He's beating up the corpse now??? Dude, chill. He's already dead.|Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm '''I'm dead!'''|sound=Scout_dominationpyr03.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Soldier:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Soldier''' taking a good look at those filthy communists.|If God had wanted you to live, he would '''not''' have created '''me!'''|sound=Soldier_taunts07.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He just killed the entirety of the USSR with a crocket. Gah dayum, a true patriot.|Dominated, hippie! '''Get a job!'''|sound=Soldier_DominationSoldier01.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Hahaha, get screwed Stalin.|Checkmate, Stalingrad!|sound=Soldier_DominationHeavy07.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Pyro:'''
 
<small>''I don't really have a favourite because they're all mumbles lol''</small>
 
 
 
'''Demo:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Demoman''' after kabooming some random Medic with 100% Uber.|You appear to have trodden on a mine!|sound=Demoman_specialcompleted03.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He just went through an existential crisis. Are you okay, Demo?|...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)|sound=Demoman_gibberish06.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Looks like he's back to normal, but slightly drunker. He's berating some Scout now.|Yer so bloody '''TINY!''' Yer like a toy-sized version of a '''man!'''|sound=Demoman_dominationscout06.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Heavy:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Heavy''' scolding his tiny, baby, coward team members.|The burning you feel? '''It is shame.'''|sound= Heavy_domination15.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|It appears he is unamused by his teammate's incompetence.|You are dead. Not big surprise.|sound=Heavy_domination17.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He appears to be slapping his team members with a [[Ham Shank]]? Has he finally gone insane, just like the rest of his team?|Don't run! It's just '''ham!'''|sound=Heavy_sandwichtaunt06.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Engineer:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Engineer''' on how '''pathetic''' the enemy team are.|These fellas are gonna be '''Ohm-less''' if they don't put up more of a... '''RESISTANCE!''' (laughter) Ah, that's an engineerin' joke.|sound=Cm_engie_pregamewonlast_rare_01.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|Why does this sound so good though.|This button here, builds Teleporters. This button, builds Dispensers. '''And this little button makes them enemy sum-bitches wish they'd never been born!'''|sound=Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_07.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|He's here! Prepare for a victory. (or don't its a gibusvision engie lmfao)|Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! (laughs) Yeah, still tinkerin' with that one.|sound=Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_03.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|I just had to add this one it's just too good-|You may build your body by lifting weights, Hale! I build my body by lifting '''heavy machinery!'''|sound=Engineer setup 03.mp3}}
 
 
 
'''Medic:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Medic''' when he is about 5 meters from your exact location.|'''Prepare for your examination... (laughs)'''|sound=Medic taunts10.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Uh oh! It appears he murdered your entire family.|Eins, zwei, drei... Ugh, I do not zink ve brought enough body-bags.|sound=Medic taunts02.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Now he's laughing at your corpse. Your pathetic ragdoll. You suck. How could you let this happen.|Can you feel ze '''Schadenfreude?'''|sound=Medic specialcompleted11.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Sniper:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Sniper''' as he aims at some random watermelon.|This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!|sound=Sniper taunts17.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Looks like he shot some poor invisible Spy in front of it. He's not complaining, though.|Spy '''that''', ya fancy bloody wuss!|sound=Sniper specialcompleted21.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He's celebrating with a Christmas party? Didn't know Australians celebrated Christmas in July.|Its a miracle. Its an Australian Christmas bloody miracle!|sound=Sniper_mvm_loot_godlike01.wav}}
 
 
 
'''Spy:'''
 
{{Quotation|The '''Spy''' after trickstabbing some overzealous unusual wearing Scout.|May I borrow your headpiece? [Mimicking Scout] '''This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'''|sound=Spy_DominationScout06.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|Now he's taunting some W+M1 Pyro who spotted him after trickstabbing '''it''' too. How many hours on this game does this guy have again?|You look like death warmed over. Heheheh.|sound=Spy_DominationPyro05.wav}}
 
{{Quotation|He- '''he just trickstabbed the entire enemy team.''' What the hell? Is this guy ok? He's talking like its perfectly normal????|All in a day's work.|sound=Spy_cheers01.wav}}
 
 
 
'''SAXTON HALE!'''
 
{{Quotation|'''Saxton Hale''' as he leaps out of his office to beat up some hippies.|Propertyyyy... '''DAAAMAAAAAGE!'''|sound=Kill building 02.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|'''Saxton Hale''' gazing upon the scattered corpses of said hippies.|Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! You little, little men! Aw, you're '''adorable.'''|sound=Kill generic 18.mp3}}
 
{{Quotation|He killed the Scout from TF2 wtf-|They'll have a dispenser for you in '''heaven.'''|sound=Kill scout 01.mp3}}
 
 
 
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| {{User Wiki age|year=2023|month=6|day=23}}
 
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| {{User Update Summer 2023}}
 
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| {{User StrangeRank|rank = 15|item = Medi Gun|kills = 1998}}
 
| {{User StrangeRank|rank = 10|item = Ubersaw|kills = 424}}
 
| {{User StrangeRank|rank = 4|item = Beggar's Bazooka|kills=128}}
 
 
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| Click [[User talk: Payn/Comments|here]] to add a comment!
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[[File:RED Santarchimedes.png|350px]] <!--- what a chonky boi :) --->
 
  
<small> I hope to contribute greatly! Have a nice day, if you got all the way down here :) (I made the Fiji and Pilk userboxes myself :DDDD) (i'd add them to the normal userbox page but im scared of screwing smth up so im not gonna bother)</small>
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{{User: Slimyboi500/The Fabulous Figures}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:User Slimyboi500 The Fabuluos Four]]</noinclude>

Revision as of 04:28, 29 April 2024

help how do i make this look good
btw have a cute penguin

Painted Pebbles the Penguin UNPAINTED.png

ehrm the beggars bazooka is the best rocket launcher i will die on this hill

this userpage looks so sexy now, no?