Caffeine Cooler

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Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes.
The Scout giving away cans of Bonk! Atomic Punch

The Caffeine Cooler is a community-created cosmetic item for the Scout. It is a large team-colored cooler filled with five cans of Bonk! Atomic Punch, strapped to the Scout's back.

This item has three styles, named "Sharing is Caring", "Sharing is for Wusses" and "Crit-a-Cooler". The "Sharing is for Wusses" style closes the cooler's lid, and the "Crit-a-Cooler" style changes the cans inside the cooler to be Crit-a-Cola cans.

The Caffeine Cooler was contributed to the Steam Workshop under the name "KoolBoy 2.1".

Painted variants

Main article: Paint Can
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Sharing is Caring
Single colors
Painted Caffeine Cooler E6E6E6.png Painted Caffeine Cooler D8BED8.png Painted Caffeine Cooler C5AF91.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7E7E7E.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Caffeine Cooler 141414.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 2D2D24.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 694D3A.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7C6C57.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Caffeine Cooler A57545.png Painted Caffeine Cooler CF7336.png Painted Caffeine Cooler E7B53B.png Painted Caffeine Cooler F0E68C.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Caffeine Cooler E9967A.png Painted Caffeine Cooler FF69B4.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7D4071.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 51384A.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Caffeine Cooler 2F4F4F.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 424F3B.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 808000.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 729E42.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Caffeine Cooler 32CD32.png Painted Caffeine Cooler BCDDB3.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Caffeine Cooler A89A8C.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 839FA3.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 3B1F23.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 18233D.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler B8383B.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 5885A2.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 483838.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 384248.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler 803020.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 256D8D.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 654740.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 28394D.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler C36C2D.png Painted Caffeine Cooler B88035.png RED Caffeine Cooler.png BLU Caffeine Cooler.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted (RED) Unpainted (BLU)
Main article: Styles
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Sharing is for Wusses
Single colors
Painted Caffeine Cooler E6E6E6 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler D8BED8 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler C5AF91 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7E7E7E Sharing is for Wusses.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Caffeine Cooler 141414 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 2D2D24 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 694D3A Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7C6C57 Sharing is for Wusses.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Caffeine Cooler A57545 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler CF7336 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler E7B53B Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler F0E68C Sharing is for Wusses.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Caffeine Cooler E9967A Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler FF69B4 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7D4071 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 51384A Sharing is for Wusses.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Caffeine Cooler 2F4F4F Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 424F3B Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 808000 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 729E42 Sharing is for Wusses.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Caffeine Cooler 32CD32 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler BCDDB3 Sharing is for Wusses.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Caffeine Cooler A89A8C Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 839FA3 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 3B1F23 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 18233D Sharing is for Wusses.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler B8383B Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 5885A2 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 483838 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 384248 Sharing is for Wusses.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler 803020 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 256D8D Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 654740 Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 28394D Sharing is for Wusses.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler C36C2D Sharing is for Wusses.png Painted Caffeine Cooler B88035 Sharing is for Wusses.png RED Caffeine Cooler Sharing is for Wusses.png BLU Caffeine Cooler Sharing is for Wusses.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted (RED) Unpainted (BLU)
Main article: Styles
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Crit-a-Cooler
Single colors
Painted Caffeine Cooler E6E6E6 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler D8BED8 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler C5AF91 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7E7E7E Crit-a-Cooler.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Color No. 216-190-216 Peculiarly Drab Tincture Aged Moustache Grey
Painted Caffeine Cooler 141414 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 2D2D24 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 694D3A Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7C6C57 Crit-a-Cooler.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue After Eight Radigan Conagher Brown Ye Olde Rustic Colour
Painted Caffeine Cooler A57545 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler CF7336 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler E7B53B Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler F0E68C Crit-a-Cooler.png
Muskelmannbraun Mann Co. Orange Australium Gold The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
Painted Caffeine Cooler E9967A Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler FF69B4 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 7D4071 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 51384A Crit-a-Cooler.png
Dark Salmon Injustice Pink as Hell A Deep Commitment to Purple Noble Hatter's Violet
Painted Caffeine Cooler 2F4F4F Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 424F3B Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 808000 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 729E42 Crit-a-Cooler.png
A Color Similar to Slate Zepheniah's Greed Drably Olive Indubitably Green
Painted Caffeine Cooler 32CD32 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler BCDDB3 Crit-a-Cooler.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime A Mann's Mint
Team colors
Painted Caffeine Cooler A89A8C Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 839FA3 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 3B1F23 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 18233D Crit-a-Cooler.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler B8383B Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 5885A2 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 483838 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 384248 Crit-a-Cooler.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler 803020 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 256D8D Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 654740 Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler 28394D Crit-a-Cooler.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Caffeine Cooler C36C2D Crit-a-Cooler.png Painted Caffeine Cooler B88035 Crit-a-Cooler.png RED Caffeine Cooler Crit-a-Cooler.png BLU Caffeine Cooler Crit-a-Cooler.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted (RED) Unpainted (BLU)

Styles

Main article: Styles
Styles
RED Caffeine Cooler.png
RED Caffeine Cooler Sharing is for Wusses.png
RED Caffeine Cooler Crit-a-Cooler.png
Sharing is Caring Sharing is for Wusses Crit-a-Cooler

Update history

July 10, 2013 Patch (Summer Event 2013)

  • The Caffeine Cooler was added to the game.

August 27, 2013 Patch

November 1, 2013 Patch

  • Updated the materials for the Caffeine Cooler.
  • [Undocumented] Updated the backpack icon for the Caffeine Cooler.

November 1, 2013 [Item schema update]

March 29, 2016 Patch

  • Updated models/materials for The Caffeine Cooler.
  • [Undocumented] Added new styles to The Caffeine Cooler.
  • [Undocumented] Updated the backpack icon for the Caffeine Cooler.

July 7, 2016 Patch (Meet Your Match Update)

  • [Undocumented] Added Strange quality.

Trivia

  • According to the item's description, one can of Bonk contains up to 12 grams of caffeine, the equivalent of over 400 cans of Coca-Cola or 125 average cups of coffee. By comparison, the LD50 (lethal dose for 50% of the human population) of caffeine is 150 to 200 milligrams, or 10.5 to 14 grams for an average human weighing 70 kilograms.[1]
  • The skull-shaped sticker behind the cooler is the RED team logo from Team Fortress Classic.
  • There is a sticker from the Administrator behind the cooler, which is the same from the Champ Stamp scrapped tattoo design.

Gallery

References

  1. PETERS, J. M. (1967), Factors Affecting Caffeine Toxicity: A Review of the Literature. The Journal of Clinical Pharmacology and The Journal of New Drugs, 7: 131–141. doi: 10.1002/j.1552-4604.1967.tb00034.x