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92919291"TF_robo_all_gibus" "Galvanized Gibus" // ADD THE
92929292"TF_robo_all_gibus_Desc" "Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas."
92939293"TF_robo_sniper_soldered_sensei" "Soldered Sensei"
9294N/A"TF_robo_sniper_soldered_sensei_Desc" "Karate masters WANT you to think there’s no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years."
N/A9294"TF_robo_sniper_soldered_sensei_Desc" "Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years."
92959295"TF_robo_sniper_solar_topi" "Shooter's Tin Topi"
92969296"TF_robo_sniper_solar_topi_Desc" "This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari."
92979297"TF_robo_all_noble_amassment" "Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats"
92999299"TF_robo_spy_backbiter_billycock" "Base Metal Billycock"
93009300"TF_robo_spy_backbiter_billycock_Desc" "Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill."
93019301"TF_robo_all_towering_pillar" "Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats"
9302N/A"TF_robo_all_towering_pillar_Desc" "Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can’t harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great."
N/A9302"TF_robo_all_towering_pillar_Desc" "Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great."
93039303"TF_robo_spy_camera_beard" "Megapixel Beard" // ADD THE
9304N/A"TF_robo_spy_camera_beard_Desc" "Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you’re going to have now that you’ve got a robot beard. If there’s anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we’ll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine."
N/A9304"TF_robo_spy_camera_beard_Desc" "Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine."
93059305"TF_robo_demo_pupil" "HDMI Patch" // ADD THE
93069306"TF_robo_demo_pupil_Desc" "Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies (\"Eyes Wide Shut\", \"The Hills Have Eyes, Part II\" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face."
93079307"TF_robo_demo_beard_bombardier" "Bolted Bombardier"
93089308"TF_robo_demo_beard_bombardier_Desc" "Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you."
93099309"TF_robo_heavy_boltedscraptowel" "Titanium Towel" // ADD THE
9310N/A"TF_robo_heavy_boltedscraptowel_Desc" "Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you’re covered in magnets? What’s your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that’s what."
N/A9310"TF_robo_heavy_boltedscraptowel_Desc" "Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what."
93119311"TF_robo_heavy_football_helmet" "Gridiron Guardian" // ADD THE
9312N/A"TF_robo_heavy_football_helmet_Desc" "This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don’t believe us? Ask any Canadian!"
N/A9312"TF_robo_heavy_football_helmet_Desc" "This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian!"
93139313"TF_robo_soldier_tyrantium" "Tyrantium Helmet"
93149314"TF_robo_soldier_tyrantium_Desc" "This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it!"
93159315"TF_robo_all_mvm_canteen" "Battery Canteens"
93179317"TF_robo_demo_fro" "FR-0" // ADD THE
93189318"TF_robo_demo_fro_Desc" "Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film \"Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000\"."
93199319"TF_robo_soldier_shako" "Steel Shako"
9320N/A"TF_robo_soldier_shako_Desc" "Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky’s \"Nutcracker\" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky’s \"Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan\"."
N/A9320"TF_robo_soldier_shako_Desc" "Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's \"Nutcracker\" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's \"Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan\"."
93219321"TF_robo_scout_dogger" "Bot Dogger" // ADD THE
93229322"TF_robo_scout_dogger_Desc" "It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them \"before they were cool.\" Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it."
93239323"TF_robo_scout_baker_boy" "Ye Oiled Baker Boy"
93249324"TF_robo_scout_baker_boy_Desc" "It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack."
93259325"TF_robo_pyro_pyrobotic_tote" "Scrap Sack" // ADD THE
9326N/A"TF_robo_pyro_pyrobotic_tote_Desc" "Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you’re at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times."
N/A9326"TF_robo_pyro_pyrobotic_tote_Desc" "Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times."
93279327"TF_robo_demo_capotain" "Pure Tin Capotain" // ADD THE
93289328"TF_robo_demo_capotain_Desc" "Witch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener."
9329N/A"TF_robo_pyro_prancers_pride" "Plumber’s Pipe"
N/A9329"TF_robo_pyro_prancers_pride" "Plumber's Pipe"
93309330"TF_robo_pyro_prancers_pride_Desc" "Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire."
93319331"TF_robo_engineer_teddy" "Teddy Robobelt"
93329332"TF_robo_engineer_teddy_Desc" "This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink."
93399339"TF_robo_scout_bolt_boy" "Bolt Boy" // ADD THE
93409340"TF_robo_scout_bolt_boy_Desc" "That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it."
93419341"TF_robo_pyro_tribtrojan" "Metal Slug" // ADD THE
9342N/A"TF_robo_pyro_tribtrojan_Desc" "They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there’s just one problem. YOU. \"The Metal Slug\". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD."
N/A9342"TF_robo_pyro_tribtrojan_Desc" "They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. \"The Metal Slug\". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD."
93439343"TF_robo_demo_glengarry_botnet" "Broadband Bonnet" // ADD THE
93449344"TF_robo_demo_glengarry_botnet_Desc" "This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when \"Braveheart\" is on)."
93459345"TF_robo_scout_bonk_helm" "Bonk Leadwear"
93469346"TF_robo_scout_bonk_helm_Desc" "In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola."
93479347"TF_robo_engineer_greaser" "Plug-In Prospector" // ADD THE
9348N/A"TF_robo_engineer_greaser_Desc" "Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you’re a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047."
N/A9348"TF_robo_engineer_greaser_Desc" "Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047."
93499349"TF_robo_pyro_last_watt" "Rusty Reaper" // ADD THE
93509350"TF_robo_pyro_last_watt_Desc" "Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered."
93519351"TF_robo_soldier_sparkplug" "Soldier's Sparkplug"
93529352"TF_robo_soldier_sparkplug_Desc" "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire."
93539353"TF_robo_demo_buccaneer_bicorne" "Bolted Bicorne" // ADD THE
9354N/A"TF_robo_demo_buccaneer_bicorne_Desc" "One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can’t peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby’s electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots."
N/A9354"TF_robo_demo_buccaneer_bicorne_Desc" "One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots."
93559355"TF_robo_engineer_rustin" "Timeless Topper" // ADD THE
9356N/A"TF_robo_engineer_rustin_Desc" "Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper’s built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers."
N/A9356"TF_robo_engineer_rustin_Desc" "Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers."
93579357"TF_robo_pyro_figment_filament" "Filamental" // ADD THE
93589358"TF_robo_pyro_figment_filament_Desc" "Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure!"
93599359"TF_robo_demo_scotsmans_stovepipe" "Strontium Stove Pipe" // ADD THE
93609360"TF_robo_demo_scotsmans_stovepipe_Desc" "Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans!"
93619361"TF_robo_pyro_firewall_helmet" "Firewall Helmet"
9362N/A"TF_robo_pyro_firewall_helmet_Desc" "Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100%% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably."
N/A9362"TF_robo_pyro_firewall_helmet_Desc" "Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably."
93639363"TF_robo_pyro_respectless_glove" "Respectless Robo-Glove"
9364N/A"TF_robo_pyro_respectless_glove_Desc" "When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you’d study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I’m a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!"
N/A9364"TF_robo_pyro_respectless_glove_Desc" "When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop!"
93659365"TF_robo_pyro_whirly_bird" "Pyro's Boron Beanie"
9366N/A"TF_robo_pyro_whirly_bird_Desc" "Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. \"Hey, moron!\" your mother will say. But they won’t think it’s so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating."
N/A9366"TF_robo_pyro_whirly_bird_Desc" "Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. \"Hey, moron!\" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating."
93679367"TF_robo_medic_otolaryngologists_mirror" "Halogen Head Lamp"
9368N/A"TF_robo_medic_otolaryngologists_mirror_Desc" "This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor’s head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients’ disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance."
N/A9368"TF_robo_medic_otolaryngologists_mirror_Desc" "This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance."
93699369"TF_robo_medic_pickelhaube" "Platinum Pickelhaube"
93709370"TF_robo_medic_pickelhaube_Desc" "Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably."
93719371"TF_robo_medic_grimm_hatte" "Virus Doctor" // ADD THE
9372N/A"TF_robo_medic_grimm_hatte_Desc" "Whether you’re a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers."
N/A9372"TF_robo_medic_grimm_hatte_Desc" "Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers."
93739373"TF_robo_engineer_texastingallon" "Texas Tin-Gallon"
93749374"TF_robo_engineer_texastingallon_Desc" "It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses."
93759375"TF_robo_medic_tyrolean" "Titanium Tyrolean"
93769376"TF_robo_medic_tyrolean_Desc" "Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center."
9377N/A"TF_robo_medic_physician_mask" "Practitioner’s Processing Mask"
9378N/A"TF_robo_medic_physician_mask_Desc" "Fact: 70%% of the air you breathe was recently in someone’s butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body."
N/A9377"TF_robo_medic_physician_mask" "Practitioner's Processing Mask"
N/A9378"TF_robo_medic_physician_mask_Desc" "Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body."
93799379"TF_robo_spy_bootleg_billycock" "Bootleg Base Metal Billycock"
93809380"TF_robo_spy_bootleg_billycock_Desc" "Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME."
93819381"TF_robo_medic_archimedes" "Mecha-Medes"
9382N/A"TF_robo_medic_archimedes_Desc" "Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes’ Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door."
N/A9382"TF_robo_medic_archimedes_Desc" "Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door."
93839383"TF_robo_heavy_tungsten_toque" "Tungsten Toque" // ADD THE
93849384"TF_robo_heavy_tungsten_toque_Desc" "Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island!"
93859385"TF_robo_medic_ninepipe_problem" "Steam Pipe" // ADD THE
93869386"TF_robo_medic_ninepipe_problem_Desc" "Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses!"
93879387"TF_robo_engineer_mining_light" "Data Mining Light" // ADD THE
9388N/A"TF_robo_engineer_mining_light_Desc" "If you’re a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there’s a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets."
9389N/A"TF_robo_medic_blighted_beak" "Byte’d Beak" // ADD THE
N/A9388"TF_robo_engineer_mining_light_Desc" "If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets."
N/A9389"TF_robo_medic_blighted_beak" "Byte'd Beak" // ADD THE
93909390"TF_robo_medic_blighted_beak_Desc" "This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar."
93919391"TF_robo_pyro_site_for_sore_eyes" "Googol Glass Eyes" // ADD THE
93929392"TF_robo_pyro_site_for_sore_eyes_Desc" "These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets."
93979397"TF_robo_all_spybot" "Dual-Core Devil Doll" // ADD THE
93989398"TF_robo_all_spybot_Desc" "These pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math."
93999399"TF_robo_pyro_birdcage" "Bolted Birdcage" // ADD THE
9400N/A"TF_robo_pyro_birdcage_Desc" "You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama \"The Birdcage\" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life’s many distractions. The solution: This."
N/A9400"TF_robo_pyro_birdcage_Desc" "You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama \"The Birdcage\" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This."
94019401// END WORKSHOP ITEMS