User:Focusknock

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No u fix it.
— RJackson 'Lazybones'
I think it's safe to say Focus is back again. ;)
— CruelCow
You aren't a problem.
— Lagg

I clean up your failures so you can sip champagne in the IRC wearing your Wiki Cape eating your Wiki Cake looking at your Wiki Fakes.

Inside jokes aside, yus hello. I'm a law student, but I'm also very much obsessed with TF2. Apparently the two interests can coexist. I'm a regular editor on this wiki, hence the Wiki Cap. I regularly look over the weapon pages, but I do often venture into other areas.

Do not be alarmed if I occassionally (read: All the time) butt heads over something. This is normal.

Trading Hilarities

Total offers for Max's Severed Head: 8

  • 1st biggest offer: 2 unusuals (purple confetti tossle cap and vivid plasma christmas tree)
  • 2nd biggest offer: 10 refined
  • 3rd biggest offer: 4 Bill's Hats, all coloured differently

Total offers for Wiki Cap: 15

  • 1st biggest offer: A crate and 5 weapons
  • 2nd biggest offer: 4 weapons
  • 3rd biggest offer: Can I have it for free?

Total offers for Big Kill: 2

  • 4 non-vintage hats (he added a fifth when I declined)

Achievements

  • Created the weapon page guidelines on my own, with little help.
  • Somehow made seb believe the above statement referred to the wiki cap guidelines.
  • Rewrote practically every weapon page.
  • Introduced the Update History and Bugs sections.
  • Left the wiki, then started reading it again, tutted at terrible edits, then came back
  • Became a moderator, then gave it up when leaving the wiki (They don't need another mod now anyway)
  • Spied successfully on the IRC (GeminiVIRIS: 'I backtraced him!') before giving up and joining in for real
  • Created the Cow page (many thanks to everyone who helped out with it!)
Backpack Wiki Cap.png
 "Editor's Epiphany" 
Level 20 SPARKLE SPARKLE
Backpack April Fools' Day.png
 Cow 
Level 10 Prop
I made this!...sort of

I have other named items, just can't be bothered to list them right now.

Have a gander at these little beauties

Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1458 hours of his or her life playing Team Fortress 2!
Achieved.png This user has earned 297 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 57%!
Heavy Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: March 24th, 2009


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 39 hats! (Probably 38 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Tf scout long distance runner.png This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 160 frames per second.
Tf sniper achieve progress1.png This user has earned 37 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 88%!
Tf win multiplegames.png This user has earned 17 of the 33 general achievements. That's 52%!
Tf scout achieve progress1.png This user has earned 34 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 83%!


Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
Flag UK.png This user is British, and damn proud of it.
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user doesn't edit the Wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
Item icon Ghastly Gibus.png This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus.
Item icon Max's Severed Head.png This user owns Max's Severed Head.
Item icon Big Kill.png This user owns the Big Kill.
Item icon Lugermorph.png This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.
Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
Item icon Cheater's Lament.png This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
Backpack Mann Co. Cap.png This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.
RED Ellis' Cap.png Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?
Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.
Item icon Dealer's Visor.png This user owns the Dealer's Visor.
Item icon Iron Curtain.png This user owns the Iron Curtain.
Item icon Enthusiast's Timepiece.png This user owns the Enthusiast's Timepiece.
Item icon License to Maim.png This user owns the License to Maim.
Item icon Lugermorph.png This user owns the Lugermorph.
Item icon Dangeresque, Too.png This user owns the Dangeresque, Too?
Item icon Foster's Facade.pngBackpack Stockbroker's Scarf.png This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items.
Backpack Bounty Hat.png This user owns the Bounty Hat.
Monday night combat logo.png This user possesses all of the Monday Night Combat pre-order promotional items.


User disguises as scout.png This user disguises as a Scout.
Rainbows wish they could make him cry.
Killing floor.png This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"
g This user plays Garry's Mod.
DaniVoiceMenu.png This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.


Custom

User Soldier.png DIE This user is a Soldier Hater.
"All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"
DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.
:) This user gets other people to do stuff for them.
Communist Mani-Fisto.png This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything.
FK This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later.
Cooking the books.png This user guts Trivia Executioners like cornish game hen.
Dueling Medal Bronze.png This user lost too many duels to RJackson. He must use aimbot.