User:Guy
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Fear me and my outlandishly clever name!
Hello, my name is guy, you most likely have already seen me from somewhere before, I might not remember you, I'm sorry because I'm easily distracted for I am at many places at once. I'm not generic whatsoever as most people would guess, which is a dirty stereotype I would wish you to forget.
I come from my mother, I have some siblings and a family, and I like to do many things, mostly with other people and myself, sometimes things happen and I need to do stuff to fix those problems or stop it from getting worst. In the future I have high hopes of making things I enjoy and getting that job I've always dreamed of. I like things I love and those I love and who love me like me also as much as I like them, sadly this is not the case for people that hate me, I dislike them and they hate me because they know I dislike them for hating me. but what can you do? all you can do is explain your elaborate opinion to them: "No." and they might stop doing what they are doing to you. I also noticed that people agree with most of what I have to say because they can easily relate to me, which I find is maybe okay.
I'm glad we cleared that up and whatnot, after spilling my guts and now that we are no longer strangers I would gladly invite you to look at the rest of my user page!
Currently Under Construction.
| | This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack that cannot be found. How sad. |
| | This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” |
| | This user is a Grizzled Veteran. |
My current weapons/statistics/hats, and my wish-lists.
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| Scout | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Batter's Helmet | Bonk Helm | Ye Olde Baker Boy | Baseball Bill's Sports Shine | Troublemaker's Tossle Cap | Whoopee Cap | Milkman | Bombing Run | Flipped Trilby | Superfan | Essential Accessories | |||||
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| Hero's Tail | Sign of the Wolf's School | Planeswalker Goggles | Bonk Boy | Flip-Flops | Lucky No. 42 | El Jefe | Backwards Ballcap | Hermes | Hot Dogger | Stereoscopic Shades | |||||
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| Ball-Kicking Boots | Wrap Battler | B-ankh! | Futankhamun | Big Elfin Deal | Bootie Time | Boston Boom-Bringer | Fast Learner | Teufort Tooth Kicker | Front Runner | ||||||
| Soldier | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Soldier's Stash | Gentle Manne's Service Medal | Tyrant's Helm | Stainless Pot | Killer's Kabuto | Sergeant's Drill Hat | Lumbricus Lid | Grenadier's Softcap | Chieftain's Challenge | Stout Shako | Dr's Dapper Topper | |||||
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| Exquisite Rack | Defiant Spartan | Hero's Hachimaki | Honcho's Headgear | Brain Bucket | Team Captain | Furious Fukaamigasa | Jumper's Jeepcap | Armored Authority | Fancy Dress Uniform | Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet | |||||
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| Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe | Stahlhelm | Hat With No Name | Salty Dog | Idiot Box | Steel Pipes | Shoestring Budget | Infernal Impaler | All-Father | Kringle Collection | Ornament Armament | |||||
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| Lucky Shot | Conquistador | Battle Bob | Teufort Tooth Kicker | ||||||||||||
| Pyro | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Pyro's Beanie | Brigade Helm | Respectless Rubber Glove | Triboniophorus Tyrannus | Vintage Merryweather | Whiskered Gentleman | Attendant | Old Guadalajara | Napper's Respite | Handyman's Handle | Foster's Facade | |||||
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| Stockbroker's Scarf | Madame Dixie | Pyromancer's Mask | Prancer's Pride | Sight for Sore Eyes | Dead Cone | Hottie's Hoodie | Connoisseur's Cap | Stately Steel Toe | Birdcage | Little Buddy | |||||
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| Flamboyant Flamenco | Cremator's Conscience | Blazing Bull | Fallen Angel | Tail From the Crypt | Apparition's Aspect | Last Breath | Bubble Pipe | Moonman Backpack | Head Warmer | Ornament Armament | |||||
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| Jingle Belt | Waxy Wayfinder | Scrap Pack | Triclops | ||||||||||||
| Demoman | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Demoman's Fro | Glengarry Bonnet | Scotsman's Stove Pipe | Hustler's Hallmark | Tippler's Tricorne | Sober Stuntman | Carouser's Capotain | Rimmed Raincatcher | Dangeresque, Too? | Scotch Bonnet | Prince Tavish's Crown | |||||
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| Samur-Eye | Private Eye | Reggaelator | Conjurer's Cowl | Sultan's Ceremonial | Tam O' Shanter | Mask of the Shaman | Tavish DeGroot Experience | Buccaneer's Bicorne | A Whiff of the Old Brimstone | Hair of the Dog | |||||
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| Scottish Snarl | Pickled Paws | Ornament Armament | Bolgan | Aladdin's Private Reserve | Snapped Pupil | Teufort Tooth Kicker | |||||||||
| Heavy | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Football Helmet | Officer's Ushanka | Tough Guy's Toque | Hound Dog | Heavy Duty Rag | Pugilist's Protector | Hard Counter | Cadaver's Cranium | Dealer's Visor | Coupe D'isaster | Big Chief | |||||
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| Magnificent Mongolian | Dread Knot | Team Captain | Large Luchadore | Capo's Capper | Pocket Medic | Copper's Hard Top | Security Shades | Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun | Pilotka | Dragonborn Helmet | |||||
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| Purity Fist | Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat | Gym Rat | One-Man Army | Outdoorsman | Can Opener | Soviet Stitch-Up | Steel-Toed Stompers | Cold War Luchador | War Head | All-Father | |||||
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| Sandvich Safe | Toss-Proof Towel | ||||||||||||||
| Engineer | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Mining Light | Texas Ten Gallon | Engineer's Cap | Texas Slim's Dome Shine | Hotrod | Safe'n'Sound | Buckaroos Hat | Industrial Festivizer | Teddy Roosebelt | Big Country | Professor's Peculiarity | |||||
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| Hetman's Headpiece | Googly Gazer | Western Wear | Ol' Geezer | Prairie Heel Biters | Wingstick | Pip-Boy | Clockwerk's Helm | Pencil Pusher | Virtual Reality Headset | Builder's Blueprints | |||||
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| Buzz Killer | Frontier Flyboy | Legend of Bugfoot | Itsy Bitsy Spyer | Brainiac Goggles | Brainiac Hairpiece | Stocking Stuffer | Teufort Tooth Kicker | Texas Half-Pants | |||||||
| Medic | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Prussian Pickelhaube | Vintage Tyrolean | Otolaryngologist's Mirror | Physician's Procedure Mask | Ze Goggles | Gentleman's Gatsby | Berliner's Bucket Helm | Blighted Beak | German Gonzila | Geisha Boy | Medic's Mountain Cap | |||||
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| Grimm Hatte | Private Eye | Team Captain | Doctor's Sack | Planeswalker Helm | Surgeon's Stahlhelm | Couvre Corner | Surgeon's Stethoscope | Einstein | Dr. Gogglestache | Emerald Jarate | |||||
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| Dr. Whoa | Nine-Pipe Problem | Scrap Pack | |||||||||||||
| Sniper | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Trophy Belt | Professional's Panama | Master's Yellow Belt | Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative | Shooter's Sola Topi | Bloke's Bucket Hat | Ol' Snaggletooth | Larrikin Robin | Crocleather Slouch | Villain's Veil | Desert Marauder | |||||
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| Anger | Sniper's Snipin' Glass | Your Worst Nightmare | Swagman's Swatter | Crocodile Smile | Holy Hunter | Silver Bullets | Garlic Flank Stake | Itsy Bitsy Spyer | Outback Intellectual | Bushman's Boonie | |||||
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| Teufort Tooth Kicker | Fruit Shoot | Flamingo Kid | |||||||||||||
| Spy | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Fancy Fedora | Backbiter's Billycock | Camera Beard | Magistrate's Mullet | Frenchman's Beret | Familiar Fez | Détective Noir | Le Party Phantom | Noh Mercy | Private Eye | Charmer's Chapeau | |||||
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| Janissary Ketche | Made Man | Cosa Nostra Cap | Rogue's Col Roule | Nanobalaclava | Counterfeit Billycock | L'Inspecteur | Spectre's Spectacles | Under Cover | Griffin's Gog | Intangible Ascot | |||||
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| Dr. Whoa | Dashin' Hashshashin | ||||||||||||||
| All Class | | | | | | | | | | | | ||||
| Cheater's Lament | Ghastly Gibus | Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask | Bill's Hat | Modest Pile of Hat | Noble Amassment of Hats | Towering Pillar of Hats | Max's Severed Head | Grizzled Veteran | Earbuds | Polycount Pin | |||||
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| Alien Swarm Parasite | Mann Co. Cap | Duel Badge | Wiki Cap | Ellis' Cap | Ghastlier Gibus | Halloween Masks | Saxton Hale Mask | Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head | Voodoo Juju | Spine-Chilling Skull | |||||
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| Horrific Headsplitter | License to Maim | Treasure Hunt Hat | A Rather Festive Tree | World Traveler's Hat | Athletic Supporter | Humanitarian's Hachimaki | Benefactor's Kanmuri | Magnanimous Monarch | Aperture Labs Hard Hat | Resurrection Associate Pin | |||||
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| Companion Cube Pin | SpaceChem Pin | Frontline Field Recorder | Lo-Fi Longwave | Spiral Sallet | Proof of Purchase | Professor Speks | Summer Shades | Summer Hat | Dr. Grordbort's Crest | Company Man | |||||
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| Deus Specs | Party Hat | Killer Exclusive | Manniversary Paper Hat | Merc's Pride Scarf | Flair! | Photo Badge | Clan Pride | Ghastlierest Gibus | Seal Mask | MONOCULUS! | |||||
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| Bombinomicon | Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 | Mark of the Saint | Point and Shoot | Top Notch | B.M.O.C. | Brown Bomber | Ebenezer | Full Head Of Steam | Holiday Headcase | Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest | |||||
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| Dr. Grordbort's Silver Crest | Spirit of Giving | Warsworn Helmet | Bolgan Family Crest | Map Maker's Medallion | Merc Medal | Something Special For Someone Special | Dueler | Philateler | Gifting Man From Gifting Land | Bolt Action Blitzer | |||||
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P.S: who crafts hats? seriously?