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User ScatmanJohn Logo.png It's been a long time. How have you been? User ScatmanJohn Logo.png

Note: As the days draw ever closer to May, I am finding that I have less and less time, and inbetween work and getting Pirate STS stuff done, I have little time for much else, but hopefully I can get back to wiki editing soon :D

Basic information
User-ScatmanJohn Warhammer Of Zillyhoo.gif
Type: HammerKind/Jazz Legend/Wiki Editor
"This is the original Time Control program that has helped thousands to fear no longer the STARK FIST of REMOVAL.

Become PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE -- overnight!

Now you, too, can speak to benevolent aliens at the Alter of X-ist Contact. Learn Frame Straightening, Body Repair, Gripe Elaboration, FunKQu, Frenzy Techniques, Excremeditation, the Essentials of Survival and TIME CONTROL. Attend End O' The World Drills and Chance Labs. Learn to 'Tenlike. Evaluate the so-called "accidents" and "coincidences" in your timestream. Perform long, complicated rites of initiation and rituals of Communionication. Accullate yourself to the Church, where you will be isolated, given a new diet, a new set of habits, and an altered label and appearance. The new void in your bran-pan will be refilled with corrected info and subconsciously implanted ritual experiences. Follow your FOLLIES and COMPULSIONS and become rich like us. Explore the "Zen" of stupidity! Channel chronic procrastination into life-saving paranoia and precise anatityl MAKE WASTE!!

Find out who your Personal Saviors may be and who are the False Prophets in your life!"

Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap Do ba do bap - You might have seen me on the Steam User Forums, well now im here to make a pigs ear of edit the Tf2 Wiki!

Add me on steam if you want too Right Here
Or if you don't want to, then don't of course

Stuff about me: Where to start? Im a big fan of comedy in most forms. Can probably list more famous (and not so famous) comedy sketches then is considered healthy. Im also a big fan of MSPA, if you get the time to you should definately check it out. Ive been playing TF2 for a while now, very much in love with the game <3. I try and help people as well when I can, so if you need help with anything wiki-wise then I will be glad to try and help you with it :D, feel free to message me on my talk page or just add me ingame.

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"Teddy Bear"
Level 5 Innocuous Double
Pose as a team because shit just got real
Wielding the Teddy Bear has maxed out your Hysteria Gauge.
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"Candy Corn Protector"
Level 20

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# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
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“You know, hiding won’t save you.”
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Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
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Contribute to the Wiki by doing a lot of "manual edits", such as migration of data to templates.

natemckn Wikichievement unlocked!
For filling out the List of Polycount Pin owners because I was too lazy. Natemckn 01:33, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

For Reference


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Behold, my chair

My chair is the strongest Alsoodani

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Told you dog

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This user told you dog, he warned you about the stairs bro!

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This user told you dog, he warned you about the stairs bro!

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This user told you dog, he warned you about the stairs bro!

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This user told you dog, he warned you about the stairs bro!

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This user told you dog, he warned you about the stairs bro!

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