"lang" { "Language" "English" "Tokens" { "quest25000desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SCOUT? IT'S PAULING. I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING RIGHT NOW, PLEASE STOP. THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL CALL. I'VE GOT WORK. ************" "quest25000desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SCOUT? PAULING HERE. WRAP UP WHATEVER YOU WERE BRAGGING ABOUT AND LOOK AT THIS. AND SCOUT? I NEED THIS DONE QUIETLY. SCOUT? QUIETLY. ************" "quest25000desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, SCOUT. IT'S PAULING. I, UH, GOT YOUR PHONE MESSAGE. MESSAGES. ALL OF THEM. SO THANKS FOR [00:05 SILENCE] THANKS FOR ALL THOSE. [00:06 SILENCE] ANYWAY, LISTEN, I'VE GOT WORK. THIS IS LOW PROFILE, SO DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. I JUST REMEMBERED WHO I WAS TALKING TO AND HOW STUPID THAT SENTENCE WAS, LOOK, JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE TOO MUCH ABOUT IT, OKAY? OKAY, BYE. ************" "quest25000name0" "Scout Contract" "quest25000objectivedesc0" "Score points as Scout: %s1" "quest25000objectivedesc1" "Kill while mid-jump as Scout: %s1" "quest25000objectivedesc2" "Kill a Demoman as Scout: %s1" "quest25000objectivedesc3" "Capture an objective as Scout: %s1" "quest25000objectivedesc4" "Kill as Scout: %s1" "quest25000objectivedesc5" "Kill a Medic as Scout: %s1" "quest25001desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HELLO, SON. I NEED YOU TO STOP HOLDING YOUR BEST FRIEND'S GUTS IN AND LISTEN UP. I'VE GOT A CONTRACT FOR [00:03 SILENCE] I MEAN, I'VE GOT A MILITARY ARMY DARK OP FOR YOU. OPERATION ZULO BRAVO [00:02 SILENCE] DELTATROT. THERE'D BE A DAMN MEDAL IN THIS FOR YOU IF IT WASN'T SO NAVY DARK SCUBA GRENADE OPS. WHICH IT IS, BY THE WAY, SO DON'T TELL THE OTHER GUYS. MAKE ME PROUD, SON. PAULING OUT. ************" "quest25001desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SOLDIER? IT'S PAULING, SON. YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU. SHOW THESE MAGGOTS HOW IT'S DONE. ************" "quest25001desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ TEN HUT, SOLDIER. ALPHA. ROMEO. ZERO DARK ARMY WORDS. I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU, SOLDIER. MAKE ME PROUD, SON. ************" "quest25001desc3" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ IF THIS MISSION WEREN'T MAXIMUM DENIABILITY, YOU'D BE A HERO FOR THIS, SON. THERE WOULD BE A PARADE. AND MEDALS. WITH PICTURES OF THE PARADE ON THEM. ************" "quest25001desc4" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SOLDIER, I NEED YOU, AND PEPPER POT PETE, AND SALTY PETE, AND PETER PEPPER PANTS -- HELL, ALL YOUR CARDBOARD FRIENDS ON THIS ONE. ************" "quest25001desc5" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SOLDIER, YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS JOB? HIPPIES. COMMUNISTS. TOM JONES. SHOW THEM, SOLDIER. SHOW THEM ALL. ************" "quest25001name0" "Soldier Contract" "quest25001objectivedesc0" "Score points as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc1" "Secondary weapon kill as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc10" "Snipers killed as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc11" "Spies killed as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc12" "Kill as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc2" "Kill while blast jumping as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc3" "Scouts killed as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc4" "Kill an airborne target with your secondary: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc5" "Get a direct hit with a rocket: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc6" "Demomen killed as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc7" "Heavies killed as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc8" "Engineers killed as Soldier: %s1" "quest25001objectivedesc9" "Medics killed as Soldier: %s1" "quest25002desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HI, PYRO! I'VE GOT SOMETHING I NEED YOU TO DO, OKAY, BUDDY? ************" "quest25002desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, PYRO! YOU WANNA DO A REAL BIG FAVOR FOR MISS PAULING? ************" "quest25002desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, PYRO! [SOUNDS OF MUFFLED VOICE WITH HAND OVER MOUTH, 00:07] ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT. I HOPE I JUST SAID I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU, BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU. ************" "quest25002name0" "Pyro Contract" "quest25002objectivedesc0" "Score points as Pyro: %s1" "quest25002objectivedesc1" "Extinguish a teammate as Pyro: %s1" "quest25002objectivedesc2" "Kill with a reflected projectile as Pyro: %s1" "quest25002objectivedesc3" "Environment kill as Pyro: %s1" "quest25002objectivedesc4" "Ignite an invisible or disguised Spy as Pyro: %s1" "quest25002objectivedesc5" "Kill as Pyro: %s1" "quest25003desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, DEMO. I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR MOM, SHE SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH JOBS, SO I GOT YOU AN EXTRA ONE. I WON'T LIE, SHE SOUNDED ANGRY. ************" "quest25003desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ DEMO, IT'S PAULING. PLANT YOUR EYEBALLS ON THIS. EYE [00:03 SILENCE] EYEBALL. WHATEVER YOU SEE WITH. MAKE IT [00:03 SILENCE] MAKE IT LOOK AT THIS. ************" "quest25003desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ DEMO? IT'S YOUR LIVER. I'M KIDDING, IT'S MISS PAULING. IF I WAS YOUR LIVER I'D JUST BE SCREAMING. I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU. ************" "quest25003desc3" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ DEMO, IT'S PAULING. IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD, SOBER UP. I'VE GOT WORK FOR YOU. ************" "quest25003desc4" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ DEMO? PAULING. I'VE GOT A JOB HERE THAT REQUIRES KILLING A LOT OF PEOPLE AND BLOWING UP EVERYTHING ELSE. I THOUGHT OF YOU. ************" "quest25003desc5" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY DEMO. THIS JOB IS FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. EYE. I MEAN [00:03 SILENCE] YOU GET IT. ************" "quest25003name0" "Demoman Contract" "quest25003objectivedesc0" "Score points as Demoman: %s1" "quest25003objectivedesc1" "Sticky grenade kill as Demoman: %s1" "quest25003objectivedesc2" "Melee kill as Demoman: %s1" "quest25003objectivedesc3" "As Demoman, kill an enemy doing the objective: %s1" "quest25003objectivedesc4" "Get a kill as Demoman: %s1" "quest25003objectivedesc5" "Bash an enemy with a shield: %s1" "quest25004desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY HEAVY, PAULING HERE. HOLD ON. [SOUNDS OF GUNFIRE, 00:07] SORRY ABOUT THAT. LISTEN, I'VE GOT A CONTRACT THAT'S GOT YOUR NAME ALL OVER IT. CRAP, HOLD ON A SECOND. [SOUNDS OF DRAGGING, 00:36] WHEW. ANYWAY, LOOK, IF YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF THIS I'D OWE YOU ONE. THANKS, BIG GUY. [SOUNDS OF DIGGING, 09:46] [SOUNDS OF BURYING, 05:24] CRAP, FORGOT TO HANG UP THE ************" "quest25004desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEAVY, IT'S PAULING. I KNOW YOU'RE WORKING, SO YOU'RE PROBABLY KILLING [00:03 SILENCE] LIKE, EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. BUT THIS JUST CAME IN. ************" "quest25004desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEAVY. I NEED YOU TO KEEP QUIET ON THIS. [00:04 SILENCE] WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS QUIET. QUIETER. ************" "quest25004name0" "Heavy Contract" "quest25004objectivedesc0" "Score points as Heavy: %s1" "quest25004objectivedesc1" "Capture or defend an objective as Heavy: %s1" "quest25004objectivedesc2" "Kill a Scout as Heavy: %s1" "quest25004objectivedesc3" "Destroy an Engineer building as Heavy: %s1" "quest25004objectivedesc4" "Kill a Heavy as Heavy: %s1" "quest25004objectivedesc5" "Take 1000 damage in a single life as Heavy: %s1" "quest25004objectivedesc6" "Get a kill as Heavy: %s1" "quest25005desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ ENGIE, IT'S PAULING. MY MOPED'S MAKING A FUNNY NOISE, LIKE A CHK-CHK-CHK RRRRRRRRR SORT OF [00:05 SILENCE] YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE BUSY. ANYWAY, I'VE GOT WORK. ************" "quest25005desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ ENGIE, YOU GOT ANYTHING IN YOUR WAREHOUSE THAT CAN LIQUIFY ABOUT [00:03 SILENCE] HOLD ON [00:04 SILENCE] LET'S CALL IT EIGHTY BODIES? MY CHIPPER-SHREDDER'S BACKED UP. ANYWAY, THINK ABOUT IT. I'VE GOT A JOB. ************" "quest25005desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, BIG BRAINS. PAULING HERE. THIS JOB REQUIRES SOMEONE WHO CAN READ. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE. ************" "quest25005desc3" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ ENGIE, IT'S PAULING. IS SCOUT THERE? COUGH IF HE'S THERE. I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU. NOT HIM. ************" "quest25005name0" "Engineer Contract" "quest25005objectivedesc0" "Score points as Engineer: %s1" "quest25005objectivedesc1" "Get 5 kills with a single Sentry: %s1" "quest25005objectivedesc2" "Get a kill with a Sentry: %s1" "quest25005objectivedesc3" "Teleport a teammate: %s1" "quest25005objectivedesc4" "Get a kill as Engineer: %s1" "quest25005objectivedesc5" "Dispense 500 health to teammates: %s1" "quest25006desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ MEDIC, IT'S PAULING. THIS ONE MIGHT GET MESSY. ************" "quest25006desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ PAULING HERE. NOBODY'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO THIS BUT YOU, DOCTOR. ************" "quest25006desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ MEDDDDDDIC! THAT WAS JUST AN IMPRESSION. [00:03 SILENCE] IN BAD TASTE, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT. I GUESS THE PEOPLE SCREAMING THAT ARE USUALLY [00:06 SILENCE] YOU KNOW, DYING. ************" "quest25006desc3" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ MEDIC, PAULING HERE. TAKE THE GLOVES OFF FOR THIS ONE. [00:04 SILENCE] ACTUALLY, KEEP THE GLOVES ON. IT MIGHT GET MESSY. ************" "quest25006desc4" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, DOC. IT'S PAULING. I'VE GOT A CONTRACT FOR YOU. ANYTHING GOES. ************" "quest25006name0" "Medic Contract" "quest25006objectivedesc0" "Score points as Medic: %s1" "quest25006objectivedesc1" "Get an assist with an Ubered Heavy: %s1" "quest25006objectivedesc2" "Assist in destroying a sentry while Ubered: %s1" "quest25006objectivedesc3" "Get an assist with an Ubered Demoman: %s1" "quest25007desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SNIPER? PAULING. I'VE GOT A JOB THAT NEEDS STRATEGY AND PRECISION. I THOUGHT OF YOU. ************" "quest25007desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, SNIPER. SO YOU'RE A KIWI NOW, HUH? [00:08 SILENCE] RIGHT. ALLOTTED SMALL TALK TIME OVER. I'VE GOT WORK. ************" "quest25007desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SNIPER. IT'S PAULING. STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF AND GET TO WORK. I'VE GOT A CONTRACT WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. ************" "quest25007name0" "Sniper Contract" "quest25007objectivedesc0" "Score points as Sniper: %s1" "quest25007objectivedesc1" "Scoped bodyshot kill as Sniper: %s1" "quest25007objectivedesc2" "Headshot kill as Sniper: %s1" "quest25007objectivedesc3" "Kill a Medic as Sniper: %s1" "quest25007objectivedesc4" "Kill a Heavy as Sniper: %s1" "quest25007objectivedesc5" "Kill a Sniper as Sniper: %s1" "quest25007objectivedesc6" "Get a kill as Sniper: %s1" "quest25008desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, SPY. PAULING. I TOOK CARE OF THAT DNA TEST FOR YOU. YOU OWE ME ONE AND I'M CASHING IT IN. TAKE CARE OF THIS. ************" "quest25008desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ SPY? JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME [00:04 SILENCE] YOU SHOULD REALLY WASH THAT SKI MASK. LIKE, ONCE. THERE'S VISIBLE STINK LINES COMING OFF THAT THING. ANYWAY, I NEED A FAVOR. ************" "quest25008desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY SPY! [00:04 SILENCE] OH RIGHT. YOU'RE PROBABLY SNEAKING UP ON SOMEBODY. TO STAB THEM. OHH, I BET YOU'RE JUST ABOUT TO DO IT, TOO. [00:02 SILENCE] THEY CAN'T HEAR ME, CAN THEY? DO YOU HAVE VIDEO ON THIS THING? ************" "quest25008name0" "Spy Contract" "quest25008objectivedesc0" "Score points as Spy: %s1" "quest25008objectivedesc1" "Destroy a building with a Sapper: %s1" "quest25008objectivedesc2" "Get a Backstab: %s1" "quest25008objectivedesc3" "Kill a Medic as Spy: %s1" "quest25008objectivedesc4" "Kill an Engineer as Spy: %s1" "quest25008objectivedesc5" "Kill a Sniper as Spy: %s1" "quest25008objectivedesc6" "Get a kill as Spy: %s1" "quest25009desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY GUYS, PAULING HERE. THIS JOB'S AT A HYDROELECTRIC PLANT. IT TURNS WATER INTO ENERGY, SO DONT FALL INTO ANYTHING OR YOULL PROBABLY TURN INTO PURE ELECTRICITY. [00:05 SILENCE] ACTUALLY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GREAT. CHANGE OF PLAN, EVERYBODY JUMP INTO THE FIRST TURBINE YOU SEE. ************" "quest25009desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ I GOT YOU A JOB AT A HYDROELECTRIC PLANT. IT'S NOT ACTING AT PEAK EFFICIENCY, SO I SIGNED YOU GUYS UP TO REPLACE ALL THE HYDROPOWER TURBINES, CIRCUIT BREAKERS, PUMPS, AND RELATED AUXILIARY EQUIPMENT . I'M KIDDING, I JUST NEED YOU TO GO THERE AND KILL PEOPLE. ************" "quest25009desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, GUYS. I NEED YOU TO GET TO A HYDROELECTRIC DAM. DONT ASK WHY, ITS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS. I DON'T KNOW EITHER, ACTUALLY. SO IT'S ON A NOBODY-KNOWS BASIS. ANYWAY, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. ************" "quest25009desc3" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY GUYS, PAULING HERE. THIS JOB'S AT A HYDROELECTRIC PLANT. SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES. [00:04 SILENCE] EXCEPT THE PLANT WORKERS, I GUESS THEY'LL BE MOVING. AND THE WATER. THE TURBINES WILL BE MOVING TOO. LOTS OF BLINKING LIGHTS, PROBABLY. [00:03 SILENCE] ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SHOOT VERY LITTLE OF WHAT'S MOVING. USE YOUR HEADS OUT THERE, FELLAS. ************" "quest25009name0" "Powerhouse Contract" "quest25009objectivedesc0" "Get a kill on Powerhouse: %s1" "quest25009objectivedesc1" "Capture an objective on Powerhouse: %s1" "quest25009objectivedesc2" "Kill an enemy capturing a point on Powerhouse: %s1" "quest25009objectivedesc3" "Win a round on Powerhouse: %s1" "quest25009objectivedesc4" "Score points on Powerhouse: %s1" "quest25010desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ GOOD NEWS, GUYS. IT'S A SNOW DAY. YOU STILL HAVE TO WORK THOUGH. BUT YOU GET TO DO IT WHILE YOU'RE FREEZING. ************" "quest25010desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ TIME FOR A VACATION, GUYS. A VACATION FROM BEING WARM AND COMFORTABLE. WE'RE SENDING YOU NORTH. ************" "quest25010desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ IM NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, GUYS, THIS PLACE IS COLD. JUST KEEP KILLING PEOPLE, IT'LL GET THE BLOOD MOVING. ************" "quest25010name0" "Snowplow Contract" "quest25010objectivedesc0" "Score points on Snowplow: %s1" "quest25010objectivedesc1" "Capture an objective on Snowplow: %s1" "quest25010objectivedesc2" "Defend an objective on Snowplow: %s1" "quest25010objectivedesc3" "Win a round on Snowplow: %s1" "quest25011desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY, GUYS. TEUFORT'S BEING FUMIGATED, SO WE FOUND YOU A JOB IN BORNEO. I THINK IT'S CLOSE BY, HOLD ON [SOUND OF PAGES FLIPPING, 00:06] NO IT IS NOT. ************" "quest25011desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ I HOPE YOU'VE GOT ALL YOUR SHOTS, BECAUSE THIS NEXT CONTRACT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A JUNGLE. AND EVERYTHING IN A JUNGLE IS POISONOUS. THE ANIMALS. THE TREES. PURE POISON. BURN IT DOWN WHILE YOU'RE THERE, WHY DONT YOU. ************" "quest25011name0" "Borneo Contract" "quest25011objectivedesc0" "Score points on Borneo: %s1" "quest25011objectivedesc1" "Capture an objective on Borneo: %s1" "quest25011objectivedesc2" "Defend the cart on Borneo: %s1" "quest25011objectivedesc3" "Win a round on Borneo: %s1" "quest25012desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY GUYS, PAULING HERE. I HOPE YOU LIKE JAPAN, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING. AND I HOPE YOU LIKE KILLING PEOPLE IN JAPAN, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DOING. ************" "quest25012desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY GUYS. SADDLE UP! LOCK AND LOAD! DROP YOUR SOCKS AND GRAB YOUR WELL, GRAB YOUR SOCKS AND PUT THEM IN A SUITCAUSE, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO JAPAN. ************" "quest25012name0" "Suijin Contract" "quest25012objectivedesc0" "Score points on Suijin: %s1" "quest25012objectivedesc1" "Defend the objective on Suijin: %s1" "quest25012objectivedesc2" "Capture the objective on Suijin: %s1" "quest25012objectivedesc3" "Win a round on Suijin: %s1" "quest25013desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ THIS ONE'S BY THE NUMBERS, GUYS. YOU'VE DONE THIS A MILLION TIMES BEFORE, SO NO PRESSURE. EXCEPT THIS TIME WE'RE KEEPING SCORE . SO ALL THE PRESSURE, ACTUALLY. ************" "quest25013desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ PERFORMANCE REVIEW TIME, GUYS. GET OUT THERE AND DO WHAT YOU DO. NO PRESSURE. BUT WE'RE WATCHING AND PROBABLY SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED. ************" "quest25013name0" "Open Contract" "quest25013objectivedesc0" "Score points: %s1" "quest25013objectivedesc1" "Score 10 points in a single life: %s1" "quest25014desc0" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ HEY GUYS, KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT, BUT IT'S THE ADMINISTRATOR'S BIRTHDAY TODAY. SO I WANT YOU TO GET OUT THERE AND KILL MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU'VE EVER KILLED BEFORE, OKAY? I MEAN, I WANT YOU TO KILL SO MANY PEOPLE THAT IT GETS AWKWARD. ************" "quest25014desc1" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF SOME QUICKLIME FAST, GUYS. WE STOLE IT FROM THE JAPANESE MAFIA AND THEY'RE COMING FOR IT. SO I NEED A HUGE PILE OF BODIES ON THIS ONE. ************" "quest25014desc2" "************ MANNCO CONTRACT CALL-TO-FAX 1.54.45 YOU HAVE 1 NEW CALL MESSAGE-ID: <915PAULING> PROCESSING... ************ WE NEED A BIG KILL-COUNT ON THIS ONE, GUYS. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE THE PILE OF BODIES FROM SPACE. LITERALLY. ADMINISTRATOR'S TRYING TO INTIMIDATE SOME SOVIET ASTRONAUTS. ************" "quest25014name0" "Kill Contract" "quest25014objectivedesc0" "Get a kill: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc1" "Get 5 kills in a single life: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc10" "Kill a Spy: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc2" "Kill a Scout: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc3" "Kill a Soldier: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc4" "Kill a Pyro: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc5" "Kill a Demoman: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc6" "Kill a Heavy: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc7" "Kill an Engineer: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc8" "Kill a Medic: %s1" "quest25014objectivedesc9" "Kill a Sniper: %s1" "questname25000" "Scout Quest" "questname25001" "Soldier Quest" "questname25002" "Pyro Quest" "questname25003" "Demoman Quest" "questname25004" "Heavy Quest" "questname25005" "Engineer Quest" "questname25006" "Medic Quest" "questname25007" "Sniper Quest" "questname25008" "Spy Quest" "questname25009" "Powerhouse Quest" "questname25010" "Snowplow Quest" "questname25011" "Borneo Quest" "questname25012" "Suijin Quest" "questname25013" "Point Grind" "questname25014" "Head hunter" } }