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| “ | Local. Sustainable. Artisanal. Responsible. Placenta. These are just a few of the words you'll overhear at Lecture Valley Farms.
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Lecture Valley is a, possibly bankrupt, Farm & Baking Cooperative with five locations in the Greater Badlands Area.
It was recently acquired by Mann Co. in an estate sale.
Contents
The Farm & Baking Cooperative
The Farms primary focus is to grow wheat to make bread, which they sell for $18 a loaf.
They grow wheat, thistles, nutmeg and trees.
The Farm takes pride in their no pesticide policy, preferring instead to let the bugs infest their crops.
Dolphins
They also raise dolphins to gather lactation milk for use in their bread.
The farm employs emotional literacy consultants that monitor the dolphins to ensure that they do not make fun of any insects that might be infecting the crop.
They house the dolphins in a tank of essential oils and sorghum bacteria.
The feed them a diet of "pre-chewed root vegetables and beef-fed grass."[1]
Upcoming Mann Co. Products
In the advertisements, Mann Co. mentions a number of products that they will be releasing soon.[2]
- Eighteen Dollar Bread
- 50 Acres of Farm Land
- Bag of Dolphin Meat
- Mann Co Robot Disguise Kit
- 12-Step Mann Co. Piano Lessons
- Dispenser Costumes
- Nutmeg
- A Catapult
- A Table Flipping Avoidance Course
References
External links
- Lecture Valley Spread - Found by clicking the period at the end of the Business Time blog post.
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