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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tiger.mp3|"He-hey, sorry about the reception, I'm on a ladies safari in the middle of a forest. Listen, a contract came in..." [I'm being mauled to death by a tiger! Ahhh!] "Lady, would you please keep it down! I'm on the phone!"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tiger.mp3|"He-hey, sorry about the reception, I'm on a ladies safari in the middle of a forest. Listen, a contract came in..." [I'm being mauled to death by a tiger! Ahhh!] "Lady, would you please keep it down! I'm on the phone!"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tugboat.mp3|"Pauling here. So the New Mexico Department of Labor found out I haven't gotten any time off in...uh...ever. So, I'm on state-mandated vacation. But don't worry! I'm still working, but don't tell anyone." [foghorn sounds] "Oh good the tugboat's here. Anyway, here's a contract."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_tugboat.mp3|"Pauling here. So the New Mexico Department of Labor found out I haven't gotten any time off in...uh...ever. So, I'm on state-mandated vacation. But don't worry! I'm still working, but don't tell anyone." [foghorn sounds] "Oh good the tugboat's here. Anyway, here's a contract."]]
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_turducken.mp3|[heartbeat monitor beeps steadily] "Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full radiation. It's sorta like making a turducken, but with people!" [Medic: Oh, ho ho!; monitor beeps faster] "And I think a clump of my hair just fell out." [monitor beeps rapidly; Medic: Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"]]
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*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_turducken.mp3|[heartbeat monitor beeps steadily] "Medic's showing me how to sew a heart inside of another heart and pump them full of radiation. It's sorta like making a turducken, but with people!" [Medic: Oh, ho ho!; monitor beeps faster] "And I think a clump of my hair just fell out." [monitor beeps rapidly; Medic: Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_visionquest.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm on a vision quest with Sniper. I just ate some ground-up mushrooms and grubs. Sniper said that it's supposed to make me ghost noise picnic dripping, but I don't boot soup what he's mustaching about. I don't even dynamite a little pyramid gravy. Anyway, here's a condor."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_visionquest.mp3|"Hey it's Pauling here. I'm on a vision quest with Sniper. I just ate some ground-up mushrooms and grubs. Sniper said that it's supposed to make me ghost noise picnic dripping, but I don't boot soup what he's mustaching about. I don't even dynamite a little pyramid gravy. Anyway, here's a condor."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_winetasting.mp3|[wine bottle being uncorked; Spy: Ahh, a 1962 Chateau Matador.; wine pouring into glasses] "(sotto voce) Hey, hey I'm at a wine tasting with Spy...it all tastes like raisins and gasoline. Uh, quick! give me some fancy-pants words to say to him." [Spy: À votre santé!] "(normal voice) Spy, your wine is...great! It's really, uh, pre-precocious! Uh...volup-voluptuous? And uh, uh, big, big-boned!" [Spy: Ugh...] "Yeah, it's got a very big-boned wine taste."]]
 
*[[Media:Plng toughbreak_contractgiverare_winetasting.mp3|[wine bottle being uncorked; Spy: Ahh, a 1962 Chateau Matador.; wine pouring into glasses] "(sotto voce) Hey, hey I'm at a wine tasting with Spy...it all tastes like raisins and gasoline. Uh, quick! give me some fancy-pants words to say to him." [Spy: À votre santé!] "(normal voice) Spy, your wine is...great! It's really, uh, pre-precocious! Uh...volup-voluptuous? And uh, uh, big, big-boned!" [Spy: Ugh...] "Yeah, it's got a very big-boned wine taste."]]

Revision as of 22:34, 27 December 2015

Miss Pauling responses are contextually triggered lines that play after a player receives or completes a Contract during the Gun Mettle Update or Tough Break Update events. All of her lines can be heard below.

Lines are only triggered when the player is connected to an official Valve server. Decoding a new Contract while connected will trigger a line based on the player's current class, regardless of its actual content.


Gun Mettle

Contract related

New Contract

New Rare Contract
Leaderboard class scout.png  New Scout Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class soldier.png  New Soldier Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class pyro.png  New Pyro Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class demoman.png  New Demoman Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class heavy.png  New Heavy Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class engineer.png  New Engineer Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class medic.png  New Medic Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class sniper.png  New Sniper Contract

Rare Contract

Leaderboard class spy.png  New Spy Contract

Rare Contract

Contract progress

Contract half-completed
Contract completed

Rare item

Leaderboard class scout.png  Scout Contract completed
Leaderboard class soldier.png  Soldier Contract completed
Leaderboard class pyro.png  Pyro Contract completed
Leaderboard class demoman.png  Demoman Contract completed
Leaderboard class heavy.png  Heavy Contract completed
Leaderboard class engineer.png  Engineer Contract completed
Leaderboard class medic.png  Medic Contract completed
Leaderboard class sniper.png  Sniper Contract Completed
Leaderboard class spy.png  Spy Contract completed
Contract failed

Tough Break

Contract-related

New Contract

New Contract

Rare Contract

Contract complete

Contracted Contract