User:Esky/2012 Archive 1

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Diagnosed with Witzelsucht

I'm afraid the test results have come in. You have Witzelsucht. I'm afraid that this is incurable and will be with you for the rest of your life. Indeed, I find myself occasionally displaying the symptoms of such a disease. May God have mercy on our souls --User Firestorm Flame.png Firestorm 14:11, 29 March 2012 (PDT)

This is such an eye-opener; I can definitely see everything much more clearly now. I should take off my rose-coloured glasses, and take a good look at myself. Indeed, I feel as if I have been blind for so long, and that my elf-awareness in the past has been myopic in the extreme. Obviously my prescription is to see someone about this disturbing issue, lest it become worse, resulting in more embarrassing spectacles. My thanks for this timely warning! --- Killicon pumpkin.png Esquilax 19:06, 3 April 2012 (PDT)
Our experts found out that you actually have the Forester Syndrome so your brain should be scanned for a brain tumor. Have a good night.(All discussed in irc before but a small reminder if your condition is....) TheDoctor 18:20, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
I always assumed that I had a good sense of tumour, but I guess not :(. (Note: Yes, that was intentionally terrible in order for the jest to work on more than one level) --- Killicon pumpkin.png Esquilax 18:25, 2 May 2012 (PDT)