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Pictogram comment.png Put your ideas here. Please treat this like a talk page and put your ideas under Proposed with your signature under it.


Accepted

Proposed

My proposed changes

Patch note ideas:

  • Turned all classes into pickles. Funniest shit we've ever seen. Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Depending on the value of the cosmetics a class is wearing, the class will receive a damage bonus ranging from -5% when there's no hats to +50% with expensive Unusuals. Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • All servers now host a 100% crit cp_orange or trade_minecraft map. Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Removed "Report" button because it was used too much. (Credit to Fiat_Seicento for this one). Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Players often complained that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower. To fix this, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives. Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0

These are just some of my ideas, feel free to vote on it. Idk what the threshold is for accepting one, I guess we'll have to figure that out based on the amount of people that want to participate
GrampaSwood (talk) 18:46, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Some of these don't sound like real patch notes. They should sound like real patch notes unless the goal is explicitly not to. Naleksuh (talk) 18:51, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
In Jungle Inferno they added some explanation, patch notes can just be general gameplay changes and don't have to be "added 10% extra damage to Iron Bomber".
GrampaSwood (talk) 18:53, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I'm talking about stuff like instead of "Due to an increase in reports that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives." it would be something like "Added invisible walls to prevent pushing the payload in Hightower" or "Fixed a bug where the intelligence could be picked up in 2Fort". Because it doesn't sound like valve's writing style. However, a possible exception to this could be "FIX BUG w/ h1gh tower cart being pushed" (something they obviously would not write, as part of the joke) Naleksuh (talk) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I'll change it a bit. Though please vote on them.
GrampaSwood (talk) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I also propose a possible hoax in addition to the main page changes. For example, about the heavy update dropping. Just like with previous years, there can be articles about it (that will be moved into Project namespace once it's April 2nd US time, April 3rd EU time), and YouTube demonstrations as well. Naleksuh (talk) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
IIRC no speculation like "heavy update about to drop" or something similar, because there was something against plausible things like that I don't remember exactly what it was though.
GrampaSwood (talk) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Fiat Seicento changes

Here are mine:

  • Adjusted inflation of MvM money Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added ability to keep party members on the same team Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
    • For testing purposes its permamently turned off Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Due to COVID-19 outbreak (also called Coronavirus) all upcoming matches between RED & BLU teams have been suspended until further notice Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed a bug in which Sun-on-a-Stick and Sharpened Volcano Fragment could be useful Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Diary products such as Mad milk will now deal more damage to non lactose tolerant players Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • You can now apply war paints to Classic Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Updated Heavy Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed a bug causing Sniper to rapidly spin while performing headshots and sometimes spamming chat Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added Artifact promotional items Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Updated localisation files Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Removed in-game medals Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 1

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