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{{Note|Put your ideas here. Please treat this like a talk page and put your ideas under [[#Proposed|Proposed]] with your signature under it.}}
 
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==== [[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]] ideas ====
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==== [[User:GrampaSwood|GrampaSwood]]'s ideas ====
 
Patch note ideas:
 
Patch note ideas:
 
* Turned all classes into pickles. Funniest shit we've ever seen. {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|1}}
 
* Turned all classes into pickles. Funniest shit we've ever seen. {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|1}}
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::: How about "Dropped the heavy update" as a patch note with no furthur explanation like Fiat Seicento suggests, and we'll come up with a new "big hoax"? [[User:Naleksuh|Naleksuh]] ([[User talk:Naleksuh|talk]]) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
 
::: How about "Dropped the heavy update" as a patch note with no furthur explanation like Fiat Seicento suggests, and we'll come up with a new "big hoax"? [[User:Naleksuh|Naleksuh]] ([[User talk:Naleksuh|talk]]) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
  
==== [[User:Fiat Seicento|Fiat Seicento]] ideas ====
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==== [[User:Fiat Seicento|Fiat Seicento]]'s ideas ====
 
Here are mine:
 
Here are mine:
 
* Adjusted inflation of MvM money {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Adjusted inflation of MvM money {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
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* Team Fortress 2 has been ported to new Valve's engine! GoldSRC! {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Team Fortress 2 has been ported to new Valve's engine! GoldSRC! {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Added dynamic weather and day & night cycle (mostly noticeable in Hightower/2fort matches) {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Added dynamic weather and day & night cycle (mostly noticeable in Hightower/2fort matches) {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
* Fixed a bug in which players were incorectly connecting [[The Danger]] with some Youtuber/Streamer instead of [[w:Breaking Bad|Breaking Bad]] series {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|1}}
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* Fixed a bug allowing Engineer with [[The Danger]] to cook meth for money {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Cp_orange has been added to competetive map pool {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Cp_orange has been added to competetive map pool {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
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* Fixed a bug where killing another player will result in anger of killed player {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
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* Fixed Sniper's piss which was incorrectly yellow instead of red {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
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* Heavy's miniguns and SMG's can now overheat {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
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[[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]][[User:Fiat Seicento|FiatSeicento]][[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]] 20:41, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
 
[[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]][[User:Fiat Seicento|FiatSeicento]][[Image:Killicon_hhg.png|15px|link=User:Fiat Seicento]] 20:41, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
 
:: Most of these are good except the party and covid pandemic. For these I would like some changes. Keep in mind that keeping them on the same team is ''already'' the option, you may mean to have them ''not'' on the team. And for COVID-19, how about "players can't get within 10 feet of each other" instead of all matches suspended? [[User:Naleksuh|Naleksuh]] ([[User talk:Naleksuh|talk]]) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
 
:: Most of these are good except the party and covid pandemic. For these I would like some changes. Keep in mind that keeping them on the same team is ''already'' the option, you may mean to have them ''not'' on the team. And for COVID-19, how about "players can't get within 10 feet of each other" instead of all matches suspended? [[User:Naleksuh|Naleksuh]] ([[User talk:Naleksuh|talk]]) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
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I've made these long ago, somewhere in February. They are how it'd look on a patch note, so some items have "extra items" below them:
 
I've made these long ago, somewhere in February. They are how it'd look on a patch note, so some items have "extra items" below them:
 
* Introducing the '''Unusual Trade Up''' system  
 
* Introducing the '''Unusual Trade Up''' system  
** Players can now change 5 untradable Gen I and Gen III [[Unusual|Unusuals]] in exchange to a tradable Gen II Unusual {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
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** Players can now change 5 untradable Gen I and Gen III [[Unusual|Unusuals]] in exchange to a tradable Gen II Unusual {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}}
* Fixed a bug that certain [[crate|crates]] weren't giving a 100% guarantee Unusual upon opening it {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
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* Fixed a bug that certain [[crate|crates]] weren't giving a 100% guarantee Unusual upon opening it {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Updated the '''Vote System'''
 
* Updated the '''Vote System'''
** Players can no longer vote while playing on {{code|plr_hightower}} and {{code|plr_hightower_event}} {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
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** Players can no longer vote while playing on {{code|plr_hightower}} and {{code|plr_hightower_event}} {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Weapon changes
 
* Weapon changes
 
** [[Market Gardener]]: Now a [[reskin]] to the [[Shovel]]
 
** [[Market Gardener]]: Now a [[reskin]] to the [[Shovel]]
*** Developer notes: We felt that players wielding the Market Gardener was forgeting the core mechanics of TF2, the teamplay. Many players with the Market Gardner would completely forget their teammates, and go just for the Twitch clips. We are still keeping the models and textures untouched, but the weapon now works exactly like the Shovel {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
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*** Developer notes: We felt that players wielding the Market Gardener was forgeting the core mechanics of TF2, the teamplay. Many players with the Market Gardner would completely forget their teammates, and go just for the Twitch clips. We are still keeping the models and textures untouched, but the weapon now works exactly like the Shovel {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}}
 
** [[Phlogistinator]]: Added back full heatlh refill upon using MMPH
 
** [[Phlogistinator]]: Added back full heatlh refill upon using MMPH
 
*** Developer notes: We felt that the Phlogistinator wasn't very powerful yet, so we are adding more buffs to it {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
 
*** Developer notes: We felt that the Phlogistinator wasn't very powerful yet, so we are adding more buffs to it {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Added two new [[Bots|Bot]] names
 
* Added two new [[Bots|Bot]] names
** Crate Depression and Spaghetti Code {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
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** Crate Depression and Spaghetti Code {{Pro|3}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Added the '''Fort Knight item''' set ( https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1825677260 )
 
* Added the '''Fort Knight item''' set ( https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1825677260 )
 
** Consists of '''Homebase Hairdo''', '''Drop Top''' and '''Default Defenders''' {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
 
** Consists of '''Homebase Hairdo''', '''Drop Top''' and '''Default Defenders''' {{Pro|1}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Added a new community-made taunt ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swyMtkIcph8 The Lab Rats Dab] ) {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}
 
* Added a new community-made taunt ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swyMtkIcph8 The Lab Rats Dab] ) {{Pro|2}} | {{Con|0}}

Revision as of 22:00, 21 March 2020

Staff Disclaimer

Everything should settled on and ready by March 31. Take all the time you need until then to discuss, organize, and put together everything you'd like to show up in the fake update.

Please try to avoid the following:

New weapons or balance changes that are based on actual problems with TF2
Bug fixes or game changes that address actual TF2 problems
Anything regarding matchmaking or promised features

Try to make something that is very obviously a joke update, it's better to go over the top than to be subtle. It's okay to make fun of other Valve games, as long as it's done in jest rather than out of malice. — Tark lm(pt-br) 20:54, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Ideas

Accepted

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GrampaSwood's ideas

Patch note ideas:

  • Turned all classes into pickles. Funniest shit we've ever seen. Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Depending on the value of the cosmetics a class is wearing, the class will receive a damage bonus ranging from -5% when there's no hats to +50% with expensive Unusuals. Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • All servers now host a 100% crit cp_orange or trade_minecraft map. Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Removed "Report" button because it was used too much. (Credit to Fiat_Seicento for this one). Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Players often complained that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower. To fix this, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives. Pictogram plus.png 4 | Pictogram minus.png 0

These are just some of my ideas, feel free to vote on it. Idk what the threshold is for accepting one, I guess we'll have to figure that out based on the amount of people that want to participate
GrampaSwood (talk) 18:46, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Some of these don't sound like real patch notes. They should sound like real patch notes unless the goal is explicitly not to. Naleksuh (talk) 18:51, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
In Jungle Inferno they added some explanation, patch notes can just be general gameplay changes and don't have to be "added 10% extra damage to Iron Bomber".
GrampaSwood (talk) 18:53, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I'm talking about stuff like instead of "Due to an increase in reports that matches don't last long enough on maps like 2Fort and Hightower, we put invisible walls in the middle of the map to make it impossible to do the objectives." it would be something like "Added invisible walls to prevent pushing the payload in Hightower" or "Fixed a bug where the intelligence could be picked up in 2Fort". Because it doesn't sound like valve's writing style. However, a possible exception to this could be "FIX BUG w/ h1gh tower cart being pushed" (something they obviously would not write, as part of the joke) Naleksuh (talk) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I'll change it a bit. Though please vote on them.
GrampaSwood (talk) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
I also propose a possible hoax in addition to the main page changes. For example, about the heavy update dropping. Just like with previous years, there can be articles about it (that will be moved into Project namespace once it's April 2nd US time, April 3rd EU time), and YouTube demonstrations as well. Naleksuh (talk) 20:26, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
IIRC no speculation like "heavy update about to drop" or something similar, because there was something against plausible things like that I don't remember exactly what it was though.
GrampaSwood (talk) 20:33, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
How about "Dropped the heavy update" as a patch note with no furthur explanation like Fiat Seicento suggests, and we'll come up with a new "big hoax"? Naleksuh (talk) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Fiat Seicento's ideas

Here are mine:

  • Adjusted inflation of MvM money Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Due to COVID-19 outbreak (also called Coronavirus) all upcoming matches between RED & BLU teams have been suspended until further notice Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed a bug in which Sun-on-a-Stick and Sharpened Volcano Fragment could be useful Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Diary products such as Mad milk will now deal more damage to non lactose tolerant players Pictogram plus.png 4 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • You can now apply war paints to Classic Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 3
  • Added Artifact promotional items Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Updated localisation files Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Removed in-game medals Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 1
  • Team Fortress 2 has been ported to new Valve's engine! GoldSRC! Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added dynamic weather and day & night cycle (mostly noticeable in Hightower/2fort matches) Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed a bug allowing Engineer with The Danger to cook meth for money Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Cp_orange has been added to competetive map pool Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed a bug where killing another player will result in anger of killed player Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed Sniper's piss which was incorrectly yellow instead of red Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Heavy's miniguns and SMG's can now overheat Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01101001 01101011 01101001 00101110 01110100 01100101 01100001 01101101 01100110 01101111 01110010 01110100 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01110111 01101001 01101011 01101001 00101111 01010101 01110011 01100101 01110010 00111010 01000110 01101001 01100001 01110100 01011111 01010011 01100101 01101001 01100011 01100101 01101110 01110100 01101111 00101111 01110011 01100101 01100011 01110010 01100101 01110100 (Link to here) (could also be a QR code) Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0

Killicon hhg.pngFiatSeicentoKillicon hhg.png 20:41, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Most of these are good except the party and covid pandemic. For these I would like some changes. Keep in mind that keeping them on the same team is already the option, you may mean to have them not on the team. And for COVID-19, how about "players can't get within 10 feet of each other" instead of all matches suspended? Naleksuh (talk) 20:45, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
Personally I'm in favour of suspending the matches instead of being 1,5m from each other.
GrampaSwood (talk) 21:43, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Denied's changes

  • Fixed a bug causing the community to constantly complain about the game being dead. Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 1

User Denied signature.jpg Denied (Talk) 20:57, 21 March 2020 (UTC)

Gabrielwoj's ideas

I've made these long ago, somewhere in February. They are how it'd look on a patch note, so some items have "extra items" below them:

  • Introducing the Unusual Trade Up system
    • Players can now change 5 untradable Gen I and Gen III Unusuals in exchange to a tradable Gen II Unusual Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Fixed a bug that certain crates weren't giving a 100% guarantee Unusual upon opening it Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Updated the Vote System
    • Players can no longer vote while playing on plr_hightower and plr_hightower_event Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Weapon changes
    • Market Gardener: Now a reskin to the Shovel
      • Developer notes: We felt that players wielding the Market Gardener was forgeting the core mechanics of TF2, the teamplay. Many players with the Market Gardner would completely forget their teammates, and go just for the Twitch clips. We are still keeping the models and textures untouched, but the weapon now works exactly like the Shovel Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
    • Phlogistinator: Added back full heatlh refill upon using MMPH
      • Developer notes: We felt that the Phlogistinator wasn't very powerful yet, so we are adding more buffs to it Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added two new Bot names
    • Crate Depression and Spaghetti Code Pictogram plus.png 3 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added the Fort Knight item set ( https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1825677260 )
    • Consists of Homebase Hairdo, Drop Top and Default Defenders Pictogram plus.png 1 | Pictogram minus.png 0
  • Added a new community-made taunt ( The Lab Rats Dab ) Pictogram plus.png 2 | Pictogram minus.png 0