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== {{Class link|Scout}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Scout}} ==
 
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| item-name = The Earned Run
 
| item-name = The Earned Run
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Scattergun.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Scattergun.png
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=== The Speed Merchant ===
 
=== The Speed Merchant ===
 
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| item-name = The Speed Merchant
 
| item-name = The Speed Merchant
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Scattergun.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Scattergun.png
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=== The Instigator ===
 
=== The Instigator ===
 
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| item-name = The Instigator
 
| item-name = The Instigator
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Winger.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Winger.png
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== {{Class link|Soldier}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Soldier}} ==
 
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| item-name = The MIM-104
 
| item-name = The MIM-104
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Black Box.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Black Box.png
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=== Safety Second ===
 
=== Safety Second ===
 
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
 
| item-name = Safety Second
 
| item-name = Safety Second
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Rocket Launcher.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Rocket Launcher.png
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=== The 'Muricanizer ===
 
=== The 'Muricanizer ===
 
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
 
| item-name = The 'Muricanizer
 
| item-name = The 'Muricanizer
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Equalizer.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Equalizer.png
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== {{Class link|Pyro}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Pyro}} ==
 
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{| align=right
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
 
| item-name = The Catching Fire
 
| item-name = The Catching Fire
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Degreaser.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Degreaser.png
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== {{Class link|Demoman}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Demoman}} ==
 
{| align=right
 
{| align=right
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
 
| item-name = The Tainkiller
 
| item-name = The Tainkiller
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Loch-n-Load.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Loch-n-Load.png
 
| item-level = Level 10 Grenade Launcher
 
| item-level = Level 10 Grenade Launcher
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
| att-1-positive = +80% projectile speed
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| att-1-neutral  = Launched bombs explode immediately on contact with any surface
| att-2-positive = 10% faster reload time
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| att-2-positive = +80% projectile speed
| att-3-negative = Launched bombs explode immediately on contact with any surface
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| att-3-positive = 10% faster reload time
 
| att-4-negative = -75% clip size
 
| att-4-negative = -75% clip size
 
| att-5-negative = +75% damage to self
 
| att-5-negative = +75% damage to self
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=== The Guts and Gory ===
 
=== The Guts and Gory ===
 
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
 
| item-name = The Guts and Gory
 
| item-name = The Guts and Gory
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Quick Launcher.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Quick Launcher.png
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== {{Class link|Heavy}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Heavy}} ==
 
{| align=right
 
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| {{User:Mozart/Template:Custom item
 
| item-name = Nadiya
 
| item-name = Nadiya
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Brass Beast.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Brass Beast.png
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=== The Brawnze Age ===
 
=== The Brawnze Age ===
 
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| item-name = The Brawnze Age
 
| item-name = The Brawnze Age
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Killing Gloves of Boxing.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Killing Gloves of Boxing.png
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== {{Class link|Engineer}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Engineer}} ==
 
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| item-name = Home on the Range
 
| item-name = Home on the Range
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Frontier Justice.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Frontier Justice.png
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=== The Roundup ===
 
=== The Roundup ===
 
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| item-name = The Roundup
 
| item-name = The Roundup
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Bulldog.png
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Bulldog.png
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=== The ? ===
 
=== The ? ===
 
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| item-name = The ?
 
| item-name = The ?
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Jag.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Jag.png
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== {{Class link|Medic}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Medic}} ==
 
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| item-name = Trypanophobia
 
| item-name = Trypanophobia
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Blutsauger.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Blutsauger.png
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=== The Prokrastinator ===
 
=== The Prokrastinator ===
 
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| item-name = The Prokrastinator
 
| item-name = The Prokrastinator
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Kritzkrieg.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Kritzkrieg.png
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== {{Class link|Sniper}} ==
 
== {{Class link|Sniper}} ==
 
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| item-name = The Aboriginal Antique
 
| item-name = The Aboriginal Antique
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Bazaar Bargain.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Bazaar Bargain.png
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=== The Smoking Gun ===
 
=== The Smoking Gun ===
 
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| item-name = The Smoking Gun
 
| item-name = The Smoking Gun
 
| custom-icon = Aw-Bloody hurtland.png
 
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| item-name = The Vampiric Saboteur
 
| item-name = The Vampiric Saboteur
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Sapper.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Sapper.png
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| item-name = The Serrated Serenity
 
| item-name = The Serrated Serenity
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Big Earner.png
 
| custom-icon = Backpack Big Earner.png

Revision as of 05:15, 11 May 2012

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On occasion, I'll get random (read: bad) ideas for custom items in TF2. Here is the result of said ideas.

Note that there is no guarantee that these items are balanced, smart, logical, or final. Suggestions are welcome!

Leaderboard class scout.png Scout

Backpack Scattergun.png
The Earned Run
Level 10 Scattergun
On Hit: +15 health
+10% bullets per shot
-83% clip size
10% slower reload time

The Template:W

The Earned Run essentially turns the Scout's primary weapon into a typical lever-action rifle; that is, it cocks after every shot. Because this will slow the Scout's firing speed, the user has to be precise and make the first shot count in an ambush.


To reward this, the Earned Run shoots one additional bullet per shot, increasing the damage of each shot by up to 10 or 11. In addition, the player will receive up to 15 health, depending on how many bullets connect with the target.

The Speed Merchant

Backpack Scattergun.png
The Speed Merchant
Level 5 Scattergun
30% faster firing speed
-10% damage penalty
-50% clip size

The Speed Merchant primarily allows the Scout to perform quick ambushes against enemies, at the cost of a smaller clip size and slightly less damage.


The Speed Merchant will fire at a 30% faster rate than the stock Scattergun, encouraging fast strike attacks against single targets. This increase comes at the cost of having half the normal Scattergun's clip size, and a slightly reduction in damage per shot. The player can easily negate this lowered damage by firing well-aimed, well-timed shots at close range.

The Instigator

Backpack Winger.png
The Instigator
Level 15 Pistol
On Hit: +3 health
+25% damage from all sources while active
15% longer weapon switch

The Instigator is a weapon that requires correct timing to properly use, serving as a sort of "high risk, high reward" sidearm.


Every bullet that hits an enemy will restore 3 health to the Scout, in a way identical to the Medic's Blutsauger. To counter this, the wielder will take an increased 25% damage from all sources (melee, bullet, explosion, etc.) while this weapon is active, and has a slightly longer weapon switch time. Skillful timing is required to take advantage of the health boosting without being left vulnerable to enemies.

Leaderboard class soldier.png Soldier

Backpack Black Box.png
The MIM-104
Level 5 Rocket Launcher
Alt-Fire: Launches a rocket that is controlled and aimed by the player. This rocket is not affected by damage fall-off
-15% projectile speed
No random critical hits

The MIM-104

Inspired by: The Matador

The MIM-104 allows the user to fire off a precise shot aimed by the player themself; upon using MOUSE2, the Soldier will fire a rocket, stand in place, if he was moving, and the screen will cut to a first-person view of the traveling rocket. The rocket's path can be adjusted by moving the mouse in the desired direction. Upon colliding with any player, wall, or object, the view will cut back to that of the Soldier.


The self-guided rocket is not affected by damage fall-off. The MIM-104, however, can not score random crits, and its rockets travel slightly slower than that of the stock Rocket Launcher.

Safety Second

Backpack Rocket Launcher.png
Safety Second
Level 10 Rocket Launcher
+25% clip size
+40% damage to self

The 'Muricanizer

Backpack Equalizer.png
The 'Muricanizer
Level 5 Flag
Mini-crits enemies that have not damaged the player in the last 10 seconds
-20% damage penalty against targets that have damaged the player in the last 10 seconds
On kill: Soldier yells loudly

The 'Muricanizer is a highly patriotic melee weapon for a highly patriotic Soldier. It encourages melee "sneak attacks" against enemies, and also promotes Template:W.


Upon hitting any enemy that has not caused any kind of damage to the player in the past 10 seconds, the 'Muricanizer will automatically mini-crit against them. Rocket jumping to sneak up on enemies is a viable strategy for this, as is simply coming across unaware players such as Snipers. To offset this, the 'Muricanizer deals 20% less damage against targets that have damaged the player recently. In addition, the Soldier will yell an appropriate voice response quite loudly upon any kill made with this weapon, potentially alerting other enemies.

Leaderboard class pyro.png Pyro

Backpack Degreaser.png
The Catching Fire
Level 10 Flame Thrower
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
Afterburn slightly slows target
-15% damage penalty
-75% burn damage penalty

The Catching Fire

The Catching Fire is a flamethrower for the Pyro that Template:W. It largely removes the reliability of the Pyro's afterburn, in exchange for keeping enemies from fleeing from battle.


The Catching Fire deals 15% less base damage and only 25% of the afterburn damage as the stock Flamethrower. To make up for this, the Catching Fire has a slowing effect (similar to but not quite as strong as Natascha) for any enemy currently being hit by the Pyro's flames. In addition, it slows down targets suffering from afterburn to a lesser degree. This gives weaker enemies much less chance to flee, as long as the Pyro can stay within firing range.

Leaderboard class demoman.png Demoman

Backpack Loch-n-Load.png
The Tainkiller
Level 10 Grenade Launcher
Launched bombs explode immediately on contact with any surface
+80% projectile speed
10% faster reload time
-75% clip size
+75% damage to self

The Template:Wkiller

This item is intended to encourage the Demoman to stay in his niche; that is, to hurt and kill enemies without blindly spamming and hurting himself in the process.


With the stock Grenade Launcher, it doesn't really matter if you hit an enemy point blank and injure yourself a little bit; the damage you'll suffer is negligable. The Loch-n-Load tried to solve this problem with the increased self-damage, and semi-succeeded. But with the Tainkiller, shooting at an enemy point blank just plain isn't an option; you'll bring yourself down to very little health and maybe even kill yourself if you try this.


The high projectile speed allows for quick, precise attacks on clusters of enemies, and the 1 grenade per clip ensures that the user won't meaninglessly spam.

The Guts and Gory

Aw-Quick Launcher.png
The Guts and Gory
Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-Fire: Arms stickybombs, which detonate after 3 seconds
+10% damage bonus
+15% explosion radius
30% faster firing speed
Armed stickybombs are indestructible

The Guts and Gory changes up the Demoman's playing style with stickybombs a bit; it rewards players who can time their stickybomb explosions just right.


Stickybombs from the Guts and Gory do not function exactly like normal stickybombs; they do not automatically arm, but are instead armed by pressing Alt-Fire. Upon arming, all bombs currently placed will detonate after 3 seconds. This in turn can greatly hinder the Demoman from making quick, split-second kills with his stickybombs. Demomen using this must learn to time their attacks precisely, often in anticipation of clusters of enemies preparing to charge through an area.


To reward this, the Guts and Gory offers four distinct perks: stickybombs deal an increased 10% damage, can be shot out 30% faster, have a 15% wider explosion radius, and currently armed bombs are indestructible.

Leaderboard class heavy.png Heavy

Backpack Brass Beast.png
Nadiya
Level 15 Minigun
25% of damage dealt is returned to Medic(s) healing you
-20 max health on wearer
-15% damage penalty

Nadiya

The Brawnze Age

Backpack Killing Gloves of Boxing.png
The Brawnze Age
Level 10 Boxing Gloves
On Kill: Fully restores health of Medic(s) healing you
20% faster firing speed while being healed
40% slower firing speed when not being healed

Leaderboard class engineer.png Engineer

Backpack Frontier Justice.png
Home on the Range
Level 5 Shotgun
+40% damage bonus
-70% accuracy
50% slower firing speed
25% slower reload time

Home on the Range

The Home on the Range (HotR) allows the Engineer to go head-on with enemies at point blank range, namely Spies but also other attacking classes, with its increased damage. It is much less accurate and fires slower than the stock Shotgun, so that the Engineer must rely on his Pistol to pick off targets at medium range.


All in all, the HotR can be a strong weapon for both offensive and defensive Engineers. Gunslinger Engineers can use the HotR to launch devastating ambushes on targets while they are assisted by their Mini-Sentry, and defensive Engineers can gun down Spies and even some lighter assault classes while maintaining their base.

The Roundup

Aw-Bulldog.png
The Roundup
Level 10 Shotgun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow targets in range of your Sentry Gun
-25% damage penalty

The Roundup is a weapon designed to encourage the Engineer to stay close to his Sentry Gun base. While any target is within firing range of the Engineer's Sentry or Mini-Sentry Gun, the Roundup will slow their movement speed in a way similar to the Natascha.


This slowing effect is especially useful against Scouts, who will often attempt to outrun your Sentry, and certain ÜberCharged enemies, who can charge toward your buildings without fear of being injured. Gunslinger Engineers can also perform quick ambushes against enemies and hold them in place for their Mini-Sentry. In exchange, the Roundup deals 25% less damage overall.


Leaderboard class medic.png Medic

Backpack Blutsauger.png
Trypanophobia
Level 5 Syringe Gun
On Hit: 1% ÜberCharge added
-75% damage penalty
20% slower firing speed

Template:W

The Trypanophobia sacrifices the Medic's source of ranged damage for the ability to build ÜberCharge even faster. For every syringe that hits an enemy, the Medic will gain 1% of ÜberCharge.


To offset this, the Trypanophobia deals only 25% of the damage of the original Syringe Gun, and fires slightly slower than it as well. As this significantly lowers damage output, the Medic must rely even more on their "Medic buddy" and melee weapon to survive.

The Prokrastinator

Backpack Kritzkrieg.png
The Prokrastinator
Level 10 Medi Gun
+20% ÜberCharge rate
+10% heal rate
-1% ÜberCharge drained per second on wearer when not healing

The Prokrastinator is designed for Medics with one clear goal in mind: consistently heal teammates. It greatly rewards those who consistently focus on healing instead of any damage-dealing, increasing the rate at which ÜberCharge builds by up to 25% and heal rate by 10%.


However, to balance this, the Medic will lose 1% of ÜberCharge for every second he is not healing a target. This, naturally, encourages the Medic to stay close to his team, and always look for a teammate to heal regardless of the situation. Paired with the above Trypanophobia, the Medic can maintain some of his ÜberCharge when stranded without teammates, at the cost of a reliable ranged weapon for damage.

Leaderboard class sniper.png Sniper

Backpack Bazaar Bargain.png
The Aboriginal Antique
Level 10 Sniper Rifle
No laser dot
Can only fire when charge is at 50% or greater
+25% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer

The Aboriginal Antique

The Aboriginal Antique removes a key factor in the detection of Snipers; the laser pointer dot when zoomed in. This is intended to help less experienced Snipers be a bit more stealthy and helpful in holding down choke points.


As this naturally can lead to an increase in camping, the downsides are significant; the user can not fire the weapon while it is scoped until it reaches at least 50% charge. In addition, the user has a mild weakness to bullet weapons.

Leaderboard class spy.png Spy

The Smoking Gun

Aw-Bloody hurtland.png
The Smoking Gun
Level 10 Revolver
On Kill: Removes fire, bleed, Jarate, and milk
15% slower firing speed
Fires tracer rounds
Backpack Electro Sapper.png
The Vampiric Saboteur
Level 1 Sapper
Sapped buildings gradually restore health and cloak on wearer
50% less damage to buildings

The Vampiric Saboteur

The Vampiric Saboteur allows Spies to leech health and cloak off of currently sapped Engineer buildings, at the cost of a slower destruction time.


While the Vampiric Saboteur is placed on an enemy building, the Spy will gradually begin to regain health and cloak. This effect will stack for the number of Sappers currently placed; the rate of regeneration will increase for every Sapper. In exchange for this "vampiric" leeching, the Vampiric Saboteur will take twice as long to destroy buildings as the stock Sapper.