Piemanmoo

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I'm not a worthwhile member of this community.
— Ancient tablet found in egypt

Hi there, I'm Pieman. I'm a mod here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? You've got some nerve. But hey, go ahead anyways. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. But that means more TF2 for me, and thus even more hats.

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Backpack Wiki Cap.png

Community Wiki Cap
Level 20
Given to valuable Community Contributors
Effect: Community Sparkle
"If you ask me to trade you this, I will KILL YOU"

( Not Tradable )

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Backpack Officer's Ushanka.png

"The Filthy Communist"
Level 100
Effect: Massed Flies
"Because communism only works on paper. TOILET PAPER!!"

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"Dr. Greenthumb"
Level 55
Effect: Green Confetti
"I'd like to tell you just where I'm from"


My theory is that by getting one of every hat, I will have complete control over Team Fortress 2 as all gameplay will grind to a halt while everyone marvels at my hat collection. This will cause Valve to notice me and they'll be so impressed that they'll hire me to work for them! Although I am about a year away from obtaining my degree, I am already a certified bartender. As I am positive that Valve HQ has a fully-stocked bar in their lunch area, I should be more than qualified even though they're in a different state than the one I got my license in but I'll let Robin Walker figure that stuff out once he fills out my hire papework. Just point me to the break area and I'll get you guys some Scrumpy.

Non-Hat related gibberish

Piemanmoo 
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 Sapper (Smashman)


Piemanmoo 
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 Smashman


En Ex 
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 Piemanmoo



User Engineer.png This user is an Engineer.
“I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”
Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 221 hats! (Probably 220 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Engineer Soldier of Fortune.png This user is a Soldier of Fortune.
Hire Date: June 06, 2008 (07:51:28)


Achieved.png This user has earned 374 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 72%!
Gibbed Engy 3.png This user tends to fall to pieces.
Red Frontier Justice.png This user avenged his fallen Sentry 35 times in one life!
Backpack case.png This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.
Gold Engineer.png This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.
Tf scout long distance runner.png This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 211 frames per second.
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
ETF2L Highlander Tournament Participant Medal.png This user was a participant in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge.
REDicon.gif This user is an employee of RED.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user owns a Wiki Cap.
2f2f logo.jpg This user plays on the 2fort2furious servers.
User Soldier F5.gif This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
TF2 crosshair.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki translator!
S This user is a Team Fortress Wiki staff member.