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Backpack Moustachium Minigun.png

Moustachium Minigun
Level 100 Minigun
Imbued with a dubiously Australian power
Moustachium Fever: Locked to Moustachium weapons while equipped
The fruits of a mining excavation, deep in the vast New Mexico desert. We've been assured this weapon is 98% Australium, and when has our unwavering trust ever steered us wrong?

Helen said there was only a single cache of Australium left on the planet, but what does she know? From what our field-mercs reported, there was so much Australium in that cave, they practically had to drag the whole thing back with them, so she must've been full of crap.
Moustachium weapons publicity blurb

Moustachium weapons are a special classification of items. Similar to Botkiller weapons, and often mistaken for Australium weapons, they are unique reskins of specific weapons, awarded through the "Fabricate Moustachium weapon" crafting blueprint. The blueprint allows players to select which compatible weapon they would like to fabricate; however, as only six Moustachium Bars can be obtained per account, it is only possible to craft a single weapon. Unique quality versions of applicable Stock weapons are required to craft Moustachium weapons, which can be obtained by modifying an existing Stock weapon with either a Name Tag, Description Tag, or Killstreak Kit.

Moustachium weapons will automatically apply a large brown moustache on the class's face while equipped, independent of the player's equipped cosmetics; it appears as a Dictator with a special custom color, described internally as "Moustachium Gold". However, each weapon bestows Moustachium Fever: once equipped in a loadout slot, the player will automatically switch to the Moustachium weapon, and be unable to change to a different weapon slot unless it also has a Moustachium weapon, captivated by the radiant beauty of Moustachium; this effectively disables the use of all other non-Moustachium weapons.

List of Moustachium weapons

Possible Moustachium weapons
Primary Moustachium Scattergun Moustachium Force-A-Nature
Moustachium Scattergun Moustachium Force-A-Nature
Primary Moustachium Rocket Launcher Moustachium Black Box
Moustachium Rocket Launcher Moustachium Black Box
Primary Moustachium Flame Thrower
Moustachium Flame Thrower
Melee Moustachium Axtinguisher
Moustachium Axtinguisher
Primary Moustachium Grenade Launcher
Moustachium Grenade Launcher
Secondary Moustachium Stickybomb Launcher
Moustachium Stickybomb Launcher
Melee Moustachium Eyelander
Moustachium Eyelander
Primary Moustachium Minigun Moustachium Tomislav
Moustachium Minigun Moustachium Tomislav
Primary Moustachium Frontier Justice
Moustachium Frontier Justice
Melee Moustachium Wrench
Moustachium Wrench
Primary Moustachium Blutsauger
Moustachium Blutsauger
Secondary Moustachium Medi Gun
Moustachium Medi Gun
Primary Moustachium Sniper Rifle
Moustachium Sniper Rifle
Secondary Moustachium SMG
Moustachium SMG
Secondary Moustachium Ambassador
Moustachium Ambassador
Melee Moustachium Knife
Moustachium Knife

Crafting

Blueprint

Moustachium Bar Moustachium compatible weapon Results
Item icon Moustachium Bar.pngx66 + Item icon Scattergun.pngItem icon Force-A-Nature.pngItem icon Rocket Launcher.pngItem icon Black Box.pngItem icon Flame Thrower.pngItem icon Axtinguisher.pngItem icon Grenade Launcher.pngItem icon Stickybomb Launcher.pngItem icon Eyelander.png
Item icon Minigun.pngItem icon Tomislav.pngItem icon Frontier Justice.pngItem icon Wrench.pngItem icon Blutsauger.pngItem icon Medi Gun.pngItem icon Sniper Rifle.pngItem icon SMG.pngItem icon Ambassador.pngItem icon Knife.png
= Item icon Moustachium Scattergun.pngItem icon Moustachium Force-A-Nature.pngItem icon Moustachium Rocket Launcher.pngItem icon Moustachium Black Box.pngItem icon Moustachium Flame Thrower.pngItem icon Moustachium Axtinguisher.pngItem icon Moustachium Grenade Launcher.pngItem icon Moustachium Stickybomb Launcher.pngItem icon Moustachium Eyelander.png
Item icon Moustachium Minigun.pngItem icon Moustachium Tomislav.pngItem icon Moustachium Frontier Justice.pngItem icon Moustachium Wrench.pngItem icon Moustachium Blutsauger.pngItem icon Moustachium Medi Gun.pngItem icon Moustachium Sniper Rifle.pngItem icon Moustachium SMG.pngItem icon Moustachium Ambassador.pngItem icon Moustachium Knife.png

Update history

April 1, 2023 Patch

  • Added Moustachium weapons to the game.

Bugs

  • The blueprint currently requires 66 Moustachium Bars; as players can only obtain six per account, this renders the blueprint unusable.
  • Moustachium Fever's weapon disabling effect also disables Demoman's shields from rendering, while equipped alongside the Moustachium Eyelander.

Gallery

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Pyro weapons

Demoman weapons

Heavy weapons

Engineer weapons

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Spy weapons

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