Nessie's Nine Iron

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I won't lie, lad, that was a tough one!
The Demoman after getting a hole-in-one

Nessie's Nine Iron is a community-created melee weapon for the Demoman. It is a standard silver golf club with a brown grip.

This weapon functions identically to the Eyelander.

Taunting with Nessie's Nine Iron equipped results in the Barbarian Swing kill taunt.

Damage and function times

See also: Damage
Identical to: Bottle
Damage and function times
Damage type Melee
Ranged or Melee damage? Melee
Damage
Base damage 100% 65
Critical 195
Mini-crit 88
Function times
Attack interval 0.8 s
Values are approximate and determined by community testing.

Demonstration

Crafting

See also: Crafting

Blueprint

Class Token - Demoman Slot Token - Melee Scrap Metal Possible Results
Item icon Class Token - Demoman.png + Item icon Slot Token - Melee.png + Item icon Scrap Metal.png =
Item icon Eyelander.png Item icon Scotsman's Skullcutter.png Item icon Ullapool Caber.png Item icon Claidheamh Mòr.png
Item icon Pain Train.png Item icon Half-Zatoichi.png Item icon Persian Persuader.png Item icon Nessie's Nine Iron.png
Item icon Scottish Handshake.png Item icon Freedom Staff.png Item icon Ham Shank.png Item icon Bat Outta Hell.png
Item icon Conscientious Objector.png

Related achievements

Leaderboard class demoman.png Demoman

Beat Me Up, Scotty
Beat Me Up, Scotty
Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.


Brainspotting
Brainspotting
Decapitate 50 enemy players.


Left 4 Heads
Left 4 Heads
Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.


Scotch Tap
Scotch Tap
Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.
Shorn Connery
Shorn Connery
Decapitate a cloaked Spy.


Slammy Slayvis Woundya
Slammy Slayvis Woundya
Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.


The Scottish Play
The Scottish Play
Get a melee kill while sticky jumping.


There Can Be Only One
There Can Be Only One
Decapitate your nemesis.

Update history

July 1, 2011 Patch (Summer Camp Sale)
  • Nessie's Nine Iron was added to the game.

July 12, 2011 [Item schema update]

July 18, 2011 Patch

  • The Nessie's Nine Iron can now be crafted.

August 9, 2011 Patch

  • [Undocumented] Updated the kill icon of the Nessie's Nine Iron to remove a line from the top.

August 15, 2011 Patch

  • [Undocumented] Updated the kill icon for Nessie's Nine Iron.

August 18, 2011 Patch

  • [Undocumented] Updated the kill icon for Nessie's Nine Iron.

October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale)

  • Updated community contributed response rules.

December 21, 2011 Patch

  • Fixed missing forces for Demoman swords.

October 10, 2013 Patch

  • Fixed Nessie's Nine Iron missing gameplay description.

October 29, 2013 Patch (Scream Fortress 2013)

  • [Undocumented] Claiming heads with the Nessie's Nine Iron makes the Demoman's eye glow green.

November 12, 2013 Patch

November 21, 2013 Patch (Two Cities Update)

  • Moved the eye glow position to Demoman’s eye patch. Changed the color to Cursed green.

December 17, 2015 Patch (Tough Break Update)

  • Changed attribute:
    • Increased deploy and holster time penalty.

[Unknown Date]

  • The head counter now resets when changing to another melee weapon, except when changing to a reskin.

Bugs

  • Killing someone and then switching to another melee weapon with Resupply Locker retains the eye effect and boosted shield bash damage on the Demoman.

Trivia

  • The name of this weapon is derived from the mythical Loch Ness Monster (nicknamed Nessie), which is reputed to live in Loch Ness, Scotland.
  • The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland.
  • Nessie's Nine Iron is a left-handed golf club.
  • Although the weapon is nominally a 9 iron club, it also shares traits with a 7 iron, such as the curve of the sole. However, the loft (the angle between the face and the shaft, which is what determines the club's number) is perpendicular to the shaft, unlike any other iron; the closest club type like this would be a putter.

Gallery

See also