Medic taunts

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The Medic

Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. The Medic has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. This does not include voice responses or voice commands.

Primary

Medictaunt2.PNG Associated items Description
The Medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound while saying:
"Anuhza successful procedure!"
"Oops! Zat vas not Medizin!" (literally "medicine")
"(Quietly) Did zat sting? (Louder) SAW-ry!"
"Zat vas doctor-assisted homicide!"

Secondary

Medictaunt3.PNG Associated items Description
The Medic bows and says:
"Danke, Dummkopfs!" (Translation:"Thanks, Fools/Idiots!")
Medictaunt06.PNG Associated item Description
Main article: Oktoberfest

The Medic puts his face to the barrel of the Kritzkrieg and takes a deep breath, relaxes momentarily, then shakes his head and refocuses. The Medic gains 10-11 health for performing this taunt. While taunting, he says:

"Ha ha ha! Oktoberfest!"

Melee

Medictaunt4.PNG Associated items Description
The Medic plays his saw as though it were a violin with one of several tunes, such as:
First tune
Second tune
Third tune
Fourth tune
Fifth tune (based on the "dominating" jingle)
Sixth tune (based on "Playing With Danger")
Seventh tune (based on the "revenge" jingle)

The Vita-Saw will play a deeper, cello-like tune, such as:

First tune
Second tune
Third tune
Fourth tune
Fifth tune (based on the "dominating" jingle)
Sixth tune (based on "Playing With Danger")
Seventh tune (based on the "revenge" jingle)
Medicuberkill.png Associated item DescriptionKill Icon
Main article: Spinal Tap

The Medic enters a combat pose, thrusts his Übersaw forward and retracts it, stunning and killing any enemies in the way. If the retraction kills an enemy, the ÜberCharge meter gains 75% charge, added with the extra 25% given by the stun it gives 100% ÜberCharge. While taunting, the Medic says:

  • Killicon spinal tap.png
Medicating Melody.png Associated item Description
Similar to the taunt of the Vita-saw and the medical saw, it also heals all allies in a certain radius, while the color of the team glows around the patients.
Medictaunt2.PNG Associated item Description
The Medic pulls on the rim of his rubber glove and lets go with a snapping sound while saying:
"Anuhza successful procedure!"
"Oops! Zat vas not Medizin!" (literally "medicine")
"(Quietly) Did zat sting? (Louder) SAW-ry!"
"Zat vas doctor-assisted homicide!"
Medictaunt3.PNG Associated item Description
The Medic bows and says:
"Danke, Dummkopfs!" (Translation:"Thanks, Fools/Idiots!")

Action

Medic-exclusive

Taunt MtM.png Associated item Description
The Medic takes a heroic pose as doves and a bright light surround him, while an angelic choir sings for the duration.
Taunt Results Are In.png Associated item Description
The Medic pulls out a glowing chest X-ray depicting a rib cage and an implanted bomb. He laughs and gives a fatal prognosis, then crumples and tosses the X-ray image.
"Heh ha ha ha ..."
"Vell, you'll be dead soon!"
"My professional opinion..."
"Prognosis..."
"Diagnosis..."
"...you're dead!"
"...hmm ha ha ha! Yes! I killed you alright!"
"...you're dead!"
"...you're dead!"
"...ha ha..."
"...you're dead!"

Associated sound effects

[rustling film paper]
[crumpling film paper]
Taunt Surgeon's Squeezebox.png Associated item Description
The Medic will bring out an accordion and begin to play while dancing in place laughing and cheering.

All-Class

Burstchester Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic pokes the alien and adjusts his glasses before pulling his finger away and shaking it like he has been bitten, despite the alien not actually doing so.
Conga Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic bounces in rhythm to the Latin beats while saying:

Dancing to the Conga

"Vun, two, three, kick!"
(hushed singing) "I like doing ze conga!"
(whispered intense singing) "I kick my leg out. Oh I am so good, ja!"
"Whoo hoo ha!"
"Yeh ha ha!"
"Whooo ha!"
"Hah hoo hoo ha hahah!"
Medic Director.png Associated item Description
The Medic puts his arms out and forms a square with his fingers, mimicking a camera lens.
Flippin Awesome Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic will bend down a bit and interlock a few of his fingers to form a platform for another player to flip off of.

Preparing to flip

"Time to flip!"
"Time to flip!"
"Who vants a flip?"
"Ready to flip!?"
"In position!"

Flipping another player

"Nyeah!"
"Uhyah!"
(strained) "Up you go!"
"Zhere you are!"
"Into zhe air!"
"Up up!"
"Up up!"
"Ooh hoo hoo!"
"Hoo oooh!"
"Huhyeah!"
"Nuhyeah!"
"Ahh!"
"Guhyeah!"

After flipping

"Danke danke!"
"Zhank you! Zhank you!"
"Vell done!"
"Oooh! Very nice!"
"Ten out of ten!"
"Hoo hoo! Astounding!"
"Ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha!"
"Vell done!"
"Zank you, heh ha!"
"Zank you!"
"Zhat vas fun! Heh ha ha!"
"Zhat vas fun! Hoh!"
"Very nice!"
"My zhanks!"
Medic highFiveSuccessFull.png Associated item Description
The Medic gives a high five.
Kazotsky Kick Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic will cross his arms and perform a squatting kick
Mannrobics Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic will go through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation.
Medic rock paper scissors.png Associated item Description
The Medic engages in an intense battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Initiating a throw

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

Starting the throw

"Vun!"
"Two!"
"Three!"

Win

(tauntingly) "I am zhe vinner!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha!"
(liltingly) "Victorious!"
"YES!"
"Hoo ho, perfect!"

Loss

"Bah."
"Ridiculous!"
"Unbelievable!"
"Impossible!"
"Vhat!"
Medic taunt laugh.png Associated item Description
The Medic laughs while pointing.
Second Rate Sorcery Medic.png Associated item Description
Medic will take out a staff with a skull on its top and a tag reading "99¢". Medic will attempt to cast a spell, fail to create anything but green sparkles, and then react before putting the wand away or destroying it. Medic speak: "caputus crepitus" (Fireball spell).
Medic Shred Alert taunt.png Associated item Description
The Medic summons a guitar and plays an intense solo as flames and lightning spout from behind.
Skullcracker Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic will gesture towards his head and then perform a head butt with another player.

Initiating a head butt

"Right in ze noggin!"
"Head to head!"
"Come on!"
"Come on."
"Come on!"
"Schnell!"
"Schnell!"
"Let us do zhis!"
"Shall we?"
"Shall we?"
"Let's begin!"
"Let's begin!"
"Over here!"
"Over here."
"Oh, I can't vait!"
"Ho ho hoh! Hoo hoo! Oh, it's on!"

Head-butting

"Reaah ugh!"
"Ah ha ha ha rugh!"

After a head butt

"Ooh ho hah ho hah oh!"
"Ooh ha ha! I zhink I have a concussion, haha!"
"Ooh! I zhink I have a concussion, hehe!"
"Ooooh!"
Square Dance Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic will swing his partner 'round and 'round while saying:

Starting a dance

"Do-si-do!"
"Let us dance!"
"My prescription? Dancing! Haha!"

During the dance

"Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!"
"Whoo hoo hoo! Ooh, do-si-do your partner!"
"Allemande Left! Allemande Right! Ha hah!" (See: Allemande)
"Ha ha ha! Whoo!"

After the dance

"Vell done!"
"Vell done!"
"Very nice!"
"I like your moves Haha!"
"Hoo! Zhat vas fun! Haha!"
"Hoo ha ha! I love it!"
Victory Lap Medic.png Associated item Description
Medic enter a team-colored bumper car similar to the ones seen in Carnival of Carnage.
150x150px Associated item Description
A wooden cutout of a Yeti appears in front of the Medic, scaring him. He leans forward, right hand on chin, and examines the cutout up-close. He throws his right hand back and slaps the cutout with it, destroying it. He then pulls the rim of his rubber glove and releases it, making a snapping noise, in a similar fashion to his Primary Weapon default taunt.
Medic yetismash.png Associated item Description
The Medic turns into a Yeti, beats his chest while roaring, and slams the ground with his fist; he then turns back to normal, slithgly adjusts his hair, stands up in an erect posture, and returns to his original position.
Zoomin' Broom Medic.png Associated item Description
The Medic pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it and hover above the ground.

Unused content

Trading

Update history

July 8, 2008 Patch

May 21, 2009 Patch (Sniper vs. Spy Update)

  • Added a taunt for the Kritzkrieg, which also heals for 10 points.

January 13, 2010 Patch

  • The Ubersaw was given its own kill taunt. Previously, the Medic would play the Ubersaw like the Bonesaw, only with a deeper cello sound.

September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update)

  • [Undocumented] Added an unused "high-five" taunt

November 19, 2010 Patch

  • Gave the Vita-Saw the Ubersaw's original taunt.

May 5, 2011 Patch (Replay Update)

  • Added Director's Vision taunt.
  • [Undocumented] Added a voice response for the Spinal Tap and Oktoberfest taunts.

June 8, 2011 Patch

  • [Undocumented] Added laughing animations.

June 23, 2011 Patch (Über Update)

  • Added Meet the Medic and Schadenfreude taunt.

October 13, 2011 Patch (Manniversary Update & Sale)

February 18, 2013 Patch

  • Added Shred Alert taunt.

June 18, 2014 Patch (Love & War Update)

July 2, 2015 Patch (Gun Mettle Update)

  • The Kazotsky Kick was added to the game.

October 6, 2015 Patch (Invasion Community Update)

  • The Burstchester was added to the game.

October 28, 2015 Patch (Scream Fortress 2015)

  • The Zoomin' Broom was added to the game.

November 3, 2015 Patch

  • Updated taunts to prevent movement during the pre-round period when players are frozen

December 17, 2015 Patch (Tough Break Update)

  • Added Mannrobics taunt.

October 21, 2016 Patch (Scream Fortress 2016)

October 20, 2017 Patch #1 (Jungle Inferno Update)

December 21, 2017 Patch (Smissmas 2017)