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|Meet the Sandvich|
|Informação do Vídeo|
|Data de lançamento:||10 de Outubro de 2008|
"Meet the Sandvich" Vídeo de Transcrição
|[Two slices of the Sandvich are in a refrigerator on a plate beside three bottles of Red Shed beer]
["Meet the Sandvich" text appears]
[Cut back to the Sandviches]
Heavy: [Groans repeatedly]
Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"
Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"
[The Heavy opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door]
Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"
Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!"
Heavy: [Eats sandvich] "Om nom nom nom..."
Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."
Scout: "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"
[The Heavy chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed]
Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"
[Several loud thuds are heard, a beer bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly]
[Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, assumedly the Scouts blood]
Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"
[More thuds are heard.]
Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."
[A thud and a snap is heard]
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"
[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over]
Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"
[A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich]
[Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich]
Heavy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."
- Durante o vídeo é visto dentro do freezer 2 garrafas de cerveja da marca "Red Shed", a mesma marca da garrafa utilizada pelo RED Demoman
- O vídeo veio com a descrição do Sandvich, bem como os outros vídeos do Meet the Team :
- Nome : Sandvich
- Papel : Dispositivo Comestível
- Armas : Palito de Dente
- Description : Ele era um bom almoço que jogou pelas regras, até as regras roubarem tudo que ele mais amou. Agora ele é alface, tomate, queijo, pão, e uma misteriosa fatia de carne, descendo sua guela e direto para o inferno. Ele satisfará sua fome. POR VINGANÇA!
- Na cena de abertura, no canto aparece "Copyright OMNOMNOM", uma referência a uma frase da internet 'OM NOM NOM', uma onomatopéia ao ato de comer. (Em todos os outros videos do Meet the Team, aparece "Copyright LOLOLOL".)
- Um número de trechos não usados foram gravados para o Meet the Sandvich:
- "What was that, Sandvich? Kill them all? Hahahahaha, good idea!" (Esse trecho foi eventualmente usado numa forma levemente modificada como resposta ao comer um Sandvich no jogo.)
- "Gimme back my legbone! *Smacking noise* Hey! *Smacking noises* Hey! Don't hit me with it!"
- "H-He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!"
- "Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!"
- "I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"
- "He's already dead! He's already deaaad!" (Referencia ao episodio dos Simpsons)
- "Hambone, we have got you by the short and friskies!"
- "Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about not doing it!"
- "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!"
- "Don't throw your life away, son. You only get one! Or, depending on your religious affiliation, several! Either way it is a finite number so think it through!"
- "You call that killing me? I am not dead! *Cracking noise* Now I am ordering you to kill me! Please please please, God, Kill me!"
- "There is a checkbook in the left-rear pocket of my fatigues! I will pay you all of my money to stop!"
- "Son, I need a blood transfusion double-time! I am going to require roughly half of your blood!"
- "You cannot hurt me, I do not have time to bleed! *Cracking noise* My schedule has just opened up! Aaaohhww, my God!" (Improvisado do Predator)
- "You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt! *Cracking noise* I stand corrected! Arrrrggghhgh!" (Improvisado do Road House)
Uma foto em grupo com o Sandvich