Obtaining Medic achievements
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Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.
How to obtain: Find a competent Pyro and ambush a clustered group of enemies. Enemies tend to gather together around control points and at the start of rounds.
| Autopsy Report|
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
How to obtain: Immediately after killing an enemy, taunt over their body.
| Bedside Manner|
Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
Difficulty: Very Easy
How to obtain: This achievement is largely out of your control and will be obtained incidentally as you play as the Medic. Helping an enemy Spy get any achievement will not count.
| Big Pharma|
Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die.
How to obtain: This achievement coincides with Division of Labor, a corresponding achievement for the Heavy. Find a good Heavy and communicate with him via voice chat. Play conservatively and save your ÜberCharge for emergencies only. Make good use of cover and watch out for any ambushes.
| Blast Assist|
Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.
How to obtain: This achievement coincides with S*M*A*S*H, a corresponding achievement for the Soldier. The Soldier should combine the standard Rocket Launcher with your Kritzkrieg in order to deal large amounts of damage over a wide radius. Enemies tend to gather together around control points and at the start of rounds.
| Blunt Trauma|
Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.
How to obtain: Find a Heavy that is willing to cooperate and ambush foes using any melee weapon of the Heavy's choice. He needs to only punch, not kill, your enemies, so having him use the Buffalo Steak Sandvich or G.R.U. for a running speed boost is a viable tactic for this achievement. Your ÜberCharge should keep both of you out of harm's way while attempting this.
| Chief of Staff|
Accumulate 1 million total heal points.
How to obtain: This achievement will naturally be obtained after a modest amount of time playing as the Medic. Healing done by the Crusader's Crossbow, Medi Gun, Kritzkrieg, Quick-Fix, Vaccinator and Amputator will count towards this achievement.
Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life.
How to obtain: Coordinate with a fellow Medic to take down the same foes. Because the Medic's offensive capabilities are lacking, fight against weaker enemies and deploy an ÜberCharge if necessary. It does not matter who does the killing or healing. If feeling ambitious, the two of you can utilize the Chain Über strategy to take on multiple enemies at a time.
| Doctor Assisted Homicide|
Assist in killing 20 nemeses.
How to obtain: Heal all of your teammates as they fight. As they take revenge on their Nemeses, you will earn points towards this achievement. Assisting in killing your own Nemeses will also count towards this achievement.
| Does It Hurt When I Do This?|
Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.
How to obtain: Scouts will often target you due to your ability to heal others. If there are no teammates around, backpedal while using the Blutsauger to lower the damage you take. Due to the Scout's high speed, you will have to lead them accordingly to land hits.
| Double Blind Trial|
Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.
Difficulty: Very Easy
How to obtain: Counter an enemy Medic's ÜberCharge by deploying your own, especially when on the defensive. If the Kritzkrieg or Quick-Fix meets the standard ÜberCharge, the standard ÜberCharge will win.
| Family Practice|
ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends.
How to obtain: Join a game where a friend is currently playing and deploy an ÜberCharge on him. You must charge five different friends for this achievement, so charging the same friend several times will not work.
| First Do No Harm|
Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
How to obtain: The majority of a Medic's points come from assists. Rely on your Medic buddy to do the killing as you heal them. Keep everyone fully healed and deploy ÜberCharges as needed. Spread your healing so that no single teammate is able to take a large point lead over you. It is possible to play and get kills as a different class beforehand; as long as you switch to Medic and then refrain from killing enemies until the round ends, you can attain this achievement.
| FYI I am A Medic|
Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'.
How to obtain: Spy-check any suspicious players who ask for healing. If you are certain they are a Spy, hit them several times for the kill.
| Grand Rounds|
Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.
How to obtain: This achievement will naturally be obtained after a modest amount of time playing as the Medic. Stay near firefights and respond to your teammates' calls.
| Group Health|
Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.
How to obtain: Coordinate with two other Medics to accomplish this. Oddly enough, the other Medics do not have to be on the same team as you. This is easier to accomplish at the start of the match, as the setup phase will give plenty of time for the three of you to charge your ÜberCharge meters.
| House Call|
Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.
How to obtain: Use the "Join Game" option from the Friends window in the Steam Community program. After joining, do not die before deploying the ÜberCharge on your friend. If a server changes maps, the system will count you as joining a friend's game.
| Hypocritical Oath|
Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.
How to obtain: Once you identify a Spy, heal then quickly kill him using any means necessary.
| Infernal Medicine|
Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
How to obtain: Teammates on fire should take priority when deciding who to heal first.
Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
How to obtain: Stay near the back of all firefights while constantly healing your teammates. Place priority on your own survival; never accompany your Medic buddy on suicide runs and always save your ÜberCharge for emergencies while staying out of harm's way. Overhealing teammates will count towards this achievement. Because you will not receive any progress reports, you can press the 'tab' key to check how much healing you have done. After fulfilling the requirements, you will not receive this achievement until the round has ended or you have died.
| Medical Breakthrough|
Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.
How to obtain: This achievement coincides with Tam O'Shatter, a corresponding achievement for the Demoman. While the Demoman excels at destroying buildings, the difficult part of this achievement is finding five buildings to destroy in the eight seconds an ÜberCharge is active. To protect the Demoman during this spree of aggression, use the standard, invincibility-granting ÜberCharge and run in front of him to draw Sentry Gun fire.
| Medical Intervention|
Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
How to obtain: When you see a teammate flung into the air by an explosion, concentrate your Medi Gun on him to reduce the risk that he dies from fall damage.
| Midwife Crisis|
Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.
Difficulty: Very Easy
How to obtain: This achievement coincides with Doc, Stock, and Barrel, a corresponding achievement for the Engineer. When an Engineer is repairing a Sentry Gun that is under fire, heal him to negate any residual damage he might take.
| Peer Review|
Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw.
How to obtain: If there are no teammates nearby, attempt to defeat the other Medic using your melee weapon.
| Placebo Effect|
Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.
How to obtain: After filling your ÜberCharge meter, play conservatively and only attack weak or distracted enemies. The Blutsauger will give you increased survivability in combat. If you are having trouble, have another Medic heal you as you fight.
| Play Doctor|
In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.
Difficulty: Very Easy
How to obtain: When no teammate is playing as Medic, wait for one to call for healing, then switch classes and go about your business. After fulfilling the requirements, you will not receive this achievement until the round has ended or you have died.
| Preventive Medicine|
Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.
How to obtain: Activate an ÜberCharge while you, your Medic buddy and the enemy are on a control point. Your actions will be counted as a defense, earning you the achievement.
| Quadruple Bypass|
Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
How to obtain: A teammate on the front lines will draw much of the enemy's fire and should typically receive priority for healing. Keep an ÜberCharge handy in case the two of you are overwhelmed.
Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.
How to obtain: The Bonesaw is a sound way to defend yourself at close range, but using it for a prolonged fight can be difficult. Use your slightly higher speed and health regeneration to hold the advantage in melee fights. The hits do not have to be done in quick succession, but don't switch weapons, as doing so will reset the achievement progress.
| Second Opinion|
ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.
How to obtain: When you deploy your ÜberCharge, rapidly shift between healing two different teammates to keep them both in an invulnerable state.
Accumulate 10000 heal points in a single life.
Difficulty: Very Hard
How to obtain: This is the extended version of Intern. While the next 3000 healing points may not seem like too large of a stretch, continue to play conservatively.
| Surgical Prep|
Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.
Difficulty: Very Easy
How to obtain: Heal a teammate during the setup phase until your ÜberCharge meter is full. You should not have to put any effort into this, as the ÜberCharge meter fills at three times the maximum rate during setup.
| Trauma Queen|
Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.
How to obtain: Stay in the back of large firefights while constantly healing teammates to ensure your ÜberCharge meter builds quickly. You can use the Kritzkrieg or Übersaw to build your ÜberCharge meter quickly.
Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
How to obtain: If you see a critical rocket or grenade headed towards your teammate, react quickly and save them with your ÜberCharge. Incidentally, using your ÜberCharge on a Demoman or Soldier who hits themselves with a critical projectile will also grant this achievement.
| Ubi concordia, ibi victoria|
Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
How to obtain: Keep a strong Medic buddy nearby as you hold a point against multiple enemies. Save your ÜberCharge for just in case the two of you are overwhelmed.
| You'll Feel a Little Prick|
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.
How to obtain: This achievement coincides with Doctoring the Ball, a corresponding achievement for the Scout. The Scout's mobility should be enough to avoid damage, so assist with the Kritzkrieg to increase his crowd control capabilities. It is preferable that the Scout equip the Scattergun or Shortstop as his primary weapon so that he spends less time reloading. Alternatively, he can use Crit-a-Cola in tandem with your standard ÜberCharge.