Pisses on the Moon (mission)

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Pisses on the Moon
Spacepost contest.jpg
Basic Information
Name: Pisses on the Moon

File name:

mvm_spacepost_rc1_int_pisses_on_the_moon
Developer(s): UltimentM
Map: Spacepost
Mission type: Invasion
Waves: 10
Difficulty: Intermediate
Starting credits: 400
Maximum possible credits: 7100
Minimum respawn wave time: 2
Maximum respawn wave time: 6
Fixed respawn time: no
Tour: Operation Mashed Mediocrity
Sentry Buster spawn time: 0
Sentry Buster respawn time: 60

Pisses on the Moon is an Intermediate Mann vs. Machine mission created by UltimentM which takes place on the map Spacepost. It was created for Operation Mashed Mediocrity.

Waves

Note: wave bar shown in-game are not actual part of the wave, the following list are showing actual part of the wave.

Sub-wave Class Count Delay(s) Credits
Wave 1 (0 Credits)
1
Soldier

Just a warning
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png 10 HP
Pictogram minus.png Loses 9001 HP per second
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 1 1 0 0 0
Soldier

this mission has
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png 10 HP
Pictogram minus.png Loses 9001 HP per second
1 1 1 2 0 0
Soldier

a LOT of bad language
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png 10 HP
Pictogram minus.png Loses 9001 HP per second
1 1 1 4 0 0
Soldier

player discretion is advised.
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png 10 HP
Pictogram minus.png Loses 9001 HP per second
1 1 1 6 0 0
Soldier

Now enjoy :)
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png 10 HP
Pictogram minus.png Loses 9001 HP per second
1 1 1 8 0 0
Soldier barrage infinite

haha funny robot go crash
Expert Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave begins 1 1 1 17 0 0
Support
Demoman

hot .jpg footage
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden 1 1 1 20 0 0
Wave 2 (600 Credits)
2A
Ult eggpawn

Egg Pawn
Easy Pictogram minus.png 200 HP
Melee only
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave begins
4 12 40 14 6 200
Ult zero

ZERO
Expert 1 2 3 24 20 100
2B
Ult eggknight

Egg Knight
Normal 2 10 24 12 4 100
Ult egghammer

Egg Hammer
Expert 1 3 4 15 14 100
Support
Ult eggrobo

Egg Robo
Hard Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over 2 4 50 24 15 100
Wave 3 (800 Credits)
3A
Tank
9001 Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning 1 1 1 0 0 50
3B
Scout giant fast

haha prepare to kill 100 tanks
Easy Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning 1 1 1 5 0 10
3C
Scout giant fast

i swear guys
Easy Pictogram minus.png -100% damage resistance
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 2 2 2 0 20
3D
Scout giant fast

this wave has 100 tanks
Easy Pictogram minus.png -400% damage resistance
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 5 5 2 0 50
3E
Scout giant fast

trust me bro
Easy Pictogram minus.png -1100% damage resistance
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 20 20 2 0 120
3F
Pyro

BIG LIE
Expert 5 15 15 15 22 150
Medic

little lie
Normal
Scout
Normal 2 8 33 2 5 100
Heavy champ
Expert Pictogram plus.png 100% crit chance
2 6 24 2 6 100
Medic
Normal
3G
Tank
10,999 1 1 1 17 0 200
Support
Sniper bow

just kidding, die
Hard Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Begins after 3F has finished spawning
2 8 8 12 6 0
Tank
200 Begins after 3F has finished spawning
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
1 4 4 18 1 0
Wave 4 (700 Credits)
4A
Sniper smg spammer

splattershot main
Normal Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning 1 1 1 0 0 5
4B
Sniper smg spammer

guys arent smg snipers cool???
Normal Fires continuously
Pictogram plus.png +3900% clip size bonus
Pictogram plus.png +90% fire rate bonus
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 15 15 3 0 50
4C
3/4
Soldier conch spammer

LOUD FUNNY CONCH SOUND
Normal Melee only
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 20 20 2 0 50
1/4
Soldier conch spammer

LOUD FUNNY CONCH SOUND
Normal
4D
Pyro scorch nuke

Nukeflare Pyro
Easy Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning 1 8 8 0 1 40
Pyro scorch nuke

Nukeflare Pyro
Easy 1 13 13 0 0 55
4E
Ult nosex

Stay Hydrated, Friends
Expert 1 3 8 5 9 200
Ult gascanns

Untasteful Historical Joke
Hard 1 6 24 0 3 100
Heavy gru

shitty gloves of running urgently
Expert 1 10 40 0 1.5 100
Support
Sniper bow explosive

demo? man
Expert Begins after 4D is all dead
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
1 5 50 15 5 100
Wave 5 (700 Credits)
5A-1
Heavy steelfist

Steel Golem?
Hard Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Steel Gauntlet stats
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave begins
9 9 9 0 0 100
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch

Giant? Pyro Pusher
Normal Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Pyro Pusher stats
Soldier backup

Giant? battalion bitch
Hard Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Extended Backup Soldier stats
5A-2
Demoknight

Giant? Demoknight
Hard Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Demoknight stats 1 10 24 15 3 100
5B-1
Soldier crit

whoops forgot miniboss
Normal 9 9 9 0 0 200
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch

no one likes crit scorch boi
Normal Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Pyro Pusher stats
Soldier backup

worst banner smh
Hard Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Extended Backup Soldier stats
5B-2
Demoknight

big swordy boi
Hard Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Demoknight stats 1 12 24 10 2 100
5C
Heavy heater

mvm_example gang
Expert Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over]] 9 9 18 0 30 200
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch
Pyro scorch

push my ass
Normal Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Pyro Pusher stats
Soldier backup

look guys quirky banner bot
Hard Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Extended Backup Soldier stats
Support
Sniper

big snipey boi
Hard Pictogram info.png Possesses normal Sniper Robot stats
Vision range 2500
2 20 45
Wave 6 (700 Credits)
6A
Scout bonk
Hard 10 10 29 0 0 100
Pyro
Normal 8 8 31 3 7 100
Demoknight
Expert Pictogram minus.png -65% damage resistance
4 4 11 5 5 200
6B
Ult gru

The Monstrocity, EggGru
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave begins

Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over

1 1 1 10.3 0 200
Heavy mittens

Funny Facebook Minion
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden 4 16 36 15 0 100
6C
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Opens front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 2 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Closes front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 12 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Opens front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 17 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Closes front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 19 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Opens front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 21 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Closes front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 23 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Opens front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 25 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
0 0 0 40 0 0
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Closes front Upgrade Station when subwave starts
0 0 0 45 0 0
1/3
Soldier sergeant crits

is this joke
Expert Pictogram minus.png -9900% damage resistance
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
1 3 3 45 0 0
1/3
Demo bomber

actually funny
Expert Pictogram minus.png -9900% damage resistance
1/3
Heavy deflector healonkill

god i wish
Expert Pictogram minus.png -9900% damage resistance
Support
Sniper
Hard Vision range 3000 2 80 70
Spy
Expert 1 70 60
Wave 7 (800 Credits)
7A
Ult ohshit

gonna fuck eggman's wife
Expert Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave begins
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 1 1 15 0 100
7B-1
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts
0 0 0 0 0 0
7B-2
Ult longbeast

its long and hard lenny face
Expert 1 1 1 4 0 100
7C-1
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts
0 0 0 0 0 0
Ult twitter

@Dr_Eggman
Normal Pictogram minus.png Loses 90,000 HP per second
1 1 1 6 0 0
7C-2
Ult twitter

@egg_fucker1
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -52% damage resistance
5 5 5 36 0 200
Ult twitter

@egg_fucker2
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -52% damage resistance
Ult twitter

@egg_fucker3
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -52% damage resistance
Ult twitter

@egg_fucker4
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -52% damage resistance
Ult twitter

@eggweedsupply
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -52% damage resistance
1/5
Ult twitter

alt eggman account
Hard 3 15 65 51 3 200
1/5
Ult twitter

alt eggman account
Hard Direct Hit The Direct Hit
1/5
Ult twitter

alt eggman account
Hard Black Box The Black Box
1/5
Ult twitter

alt eggman account
Hard Liberty Launcher The Liberty Launcher
1/5
Ult twitter

alt eggman account
Hard Cow Mangler 5000 The Cow Mangler 5000
7D
Hellmet blank
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts
0 0 0 0 0 0
Ult diamond

WhEREs mY mEME mEdAL???
Expert Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over 1 1 1 7.5 0 200
Wave 8 (400 Credits)
8
Ult eggman

melee me idiots
Expert Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over 1 1 1 0 0 400
Support
Demo sticky daan

Scout
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -99% movement speed
3 3 3 28.5 0 0
Demo sticky daan

Scout
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -99% movement speed
Soldier penetration

Scout
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram minus.png -99% movement speed
Ult ark
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Wormhole appears when subwave is active
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 1 1 47.5 0 0
Ult ark
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 1 1 56 0 0
Wave 9 (500 Credits)
9A
Scout

soda popper with autojump
Hard Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
3 12 24 0 4 50
Soldier

sniper soldier or nah
Hard Direct Hit The Direct Hit
Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
2 6 12 5 3 25
Pyro fury

big dragon boy
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden 2 2 2 15 0 50
Medic uber

Intermediate Uber Medic
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram plus.png Spawns with full Über
9B
Ult eggnudes

Eggman's Nudes
Expert Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
1 1 1 3 0 200
Spacesoldier

NASA Exploration Bot
Expert Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
1 1 1 25 0 75
Soldier

Astronaut
Normal Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Righteous Bison The Righteous Bison
3 12 50 25 9 100
Support
Soldier crit

Charged Sniper
Hard Pictogram plus.png 100% crit chance
Vision range 2500
2 5 50
Wave 10 (700 Credits)
10A
Ult n

i can say the n-word
Expert Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave starts spawning
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
1 1 1 0 0 100
Ult c

Normal Shotgun Heavy
Hard Secondary only 2 8 18 0 4 100
10B-1
Ult i

just a filler giant ngl
Expert Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Giant Flare Pyro
1 3 5 5 8 100
10B-2
Ult o

slightly harder melee scout
Expert Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Minor League Scout
2 12 24 5 2 100
10C-1
Ult c

AAAAA IM BOOMING!!!
Expert Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Burst Fire Demo
2 8 24 0 3 100
10C-2
Ult c

TO TAKE THIS ONE?
Expert Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Giant Deflector Heavy
2 2 4 5 20 100
Ult e

ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH
Expert Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Giant Medic Type 2
10D-1
Ult k

zoomy crit boi
Hard Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Demoknight
2 8 30 5 2 100
10D-2
Ult k

look we need
Hard Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Demoknight
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave begin
Pictogram info.png Play sound when subwave is over
3 3 3 5 0 0
Ult shadow

Shoutouts to @Fl0r_Geneva on Twitter
Expert
Ult k

an aggressive spy
Hard Pictogram comment.png Actual Robot: Demoknight
Support
Soldier

crush 40 fan
Hard Pictogram info.png Icon is hidden
Begins after 10C-2 is all dead
2 7 7 20 10 0
Ult rouge

rouge da chesty bat
Expert Begins after 10C-2 is all dead 1 3 3 15 12 0
Sniper blast

Blast Sniper
Hard Vision range 2500 2 20 30

Memes and References

  • The name of the mission, as well as most of the voice lines and jokes are references to Snapcube's Sonic Adventure 2 Fandubs.
  • Waves 2 and 10 feature samples of Sonic music tracks E.G.G.M.A.N. and All Hail Shadow respectively.
  • Wave 2 features bots dressed as various robots from the Sonic series, including Egg Pawns, Egg Hammers, Egg Knights, Eggrobos, and ZERO.
  • Wave 4's SMG Snipers are accompanied by a voice line of Tyler1's impression on gun fire.
  • Also on wave 4, a Giant Scout bot equipped with Mad Milk uses a picture of YouTuber YandereDev, which references this video.
  • Wave 6's Heavy Mittens bots reference the Despicable Me Minions.
  • On wave 7, the bot WhEREs mY mEME mEdAL??? references a trend in the Potato's community, where users would request medals for their community events regardless of their tour progress.
    • Ironically enough, the Mashed Mediocrity medals would not be released until after the event ended.
  • Wave 10's wave bar is a reference to the Nice Cock meme.
    • The wave also mentions Twitter user Flor Geneva, who popularized the Nice Cock meme.

See also