Template:Class weapons table heavy melee

Melee

Weapon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Stock Fists	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch).
Promotional / Craft Apoco-Fists				Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). Killing an enemy with a Critical hit or Mini-crit will turn the victim into Gibs.
Promotional Frying Pan
Craft Conscientious Objector
Promotional / Craft Freedom Staff
Drop Bat Outta Hell
Distributed Memory Maker
Promotional Ham Shank
Unlock Necro Smasher
Uncrate Crossing Guard
Promotional Prinny Machete
Distributed Saxxy				Limited item from the Replay Update. Killed enemies freeze into solid Australium statues (purely cosmetic feature).
Distributed Golden Frying Pan				Limited item from the Two Cities Update. Killed enemies freeze into solid Australium statues (purely cosmetic feature).
Unlock Killing Gloves of Boxing	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). On kill: grants 5 seconds of guaranteed Critical hits for all weapons. Has 20% slower swing rate.
Craft Gloves of Running Urgently	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). When active, grants 30% faster speed movement. -50% slower switch-from speed. Maximum health is drained while item is active at a rate of -10 per second, to a minimum of 100. Maximum health is gradually recovered while this weapon is not active.
Uncrate Bread Bite	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195
Craft Warrior's Spirit	N/A	N/A	Base: 85 Crit: 254	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). +30% damage bonus. +50 health on kill. +30% damage vulnerability while active.
Craft Fists of Steel	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). –40% damage from ranged sources while active. +100% slower switch-from speed. +100% damage vulnerability from melee sources while active. -40% maximum overheal on wearer. -40% health from healers on wearer.
Craft Eviction Notice	N/A	N/A	Base: 26 Crit: 78	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). +40% faster firing speed. +15% faster move speed while active. Gain 3 second speed boost on hit. –60% damage done. Maximum health is drained while item is active at a rate of -5 per second, to a minimum of 100. Maximum health is gradually recovered while this weapon is not active.
Craft Holiday Punch	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 0	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). Critical hit forces victim to laugh. Always critical hit from behind. On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item. Critical hits do no damage.