Template:Medieval Mode chat parser

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Word replacement

For a full listing of all word replacements, see this file.
Pictogram comment.png Note: this chat filter is only applied to English words and does not work with other languages.
Original text Replacement
it is
it's
tis
it was 'twas
it would 'twould
it will 'twill
it were 'twere
shall not
will not
shan't
over there yonder
in the i' the
thank you many good thanks to you
thankee
kindly thanks to you
grammercy to you
you
u
thou
thee
ye
are art
lol lolleth
lollery
killed
beaten
slain
vanquished
brung low
conquered
fleeced
humbled
subjugated
bested
foiled
goodbye
bye
seeya
goodnight
farewell
fare thee well
good morrow
by your leave
godspeed
begone
good day
good day, sirrah
good day, sire
good day, master
adieu
cheerio
pleasant journey
I bid thee good day
I bid thee farewell
yes aye
yea
yea verily
no nay
nayeth
hello
hi
good day
well met
well meteth
tally ho
ave
does doeseth
dost
doth
kill
gank
slay
vanquish
bring low
conquer
fleece
humble
subjugate
best
foil
your thy
thine
thyne
my mine
in within
flag pennant
banner
colors
heraldry
Original text Replacement
walking a-walkin'
bet warrant
the ye
joke jest
jape
balls
groin
leathers
beans
poundables
nethers
nadchakles
buis
fellahs
coin purse
afk away, fighting kobolds
away, fruity knights
aft, frisking knickers
abaft, flailing knouts
map chart
please I pray you
prithee
pray
ok as you will
agreed
well said
just so
is be
never ne'er
haha
hehe
heh
hah
guffaw!
cackle!
oh, 'tis to laugh!
zounds!
chuckle!
snigger!
snort!
snicker!
cachinnate!
titter!
and there was much tittering!
and there was much guffawing!
and there was much chuckling!
and there was much snorting!
and there was much snickering!
and there was much mirth!
assist aid
aideth
saveth
assistance
succor
could couldst
would wouldst
sure shore
maybe mayhaps
perchance
girl
woman
madame
waif
mistress
lass
lady
goodwife
maid
maiden
later anon
often oft
really indeed
in truth
those yon
here hither
enough enow
child poppet
why wherefore
away aroint
being bein'
of o'
fucker swiver
shit nightsoil

Punctuation

Original text Replacement
! , verily!
, verily I say!
, verily I sayeth!
, I say!
, I sayeth!
! Huzzah!
! Hear Hear!
! What-ho!
! Ho!
! Fie!
, indeed!
Original text Replacement
? , I say?
, I wonder?
, wonder I?
, what say thee?
, what sayeth thee?
, what say thou?
, what sayeth thou?
, I ponder?
, I pondereth?
, pray tell?
, ho?
, do tell?

Insults

Original text Replacement
idiot <adjective>, <adjective> <noun>
fool
bastard

Classes

Original text Replacement
Demoman swordsman
scotsman
drunkard
swordmaster
blademaster
knight
paladin
blades for hire
Engineer
craftsman
smith
smithy
blacksmith
artisan
machinist
ironsmith
metalworker
golem-maker
golemist
Heavy bouncer
boxer
brawler
bruiser
Medic priest
cleric
healer
nursemaid
bonesetter
butcher
medicine man
witchdoctor
leech
apothecary
wizard
Original text Replacement
Pyro pyromaniac
maniac
flamewielder
firebrand
fire mage
fire magus
masked salamander
Scout lookout
outrider
spotter
explorer
patroller
runner
advance guard
Soldier
champion
mercenary
shovelman
warrior
Sniper hunter
ranger
woodsman
beastmaster
australian
archer
bowman
arrowman
fletcher
Spy cutpurse
pickpocket
vagabond
blackguard
hooligan
pilferer
backstabber
thief
haunt
rogue

Added to beginning of chat messages

  • Forsooth,
  • I say,
  • I sayeth,
  • Forsooth, I say,
  • Forsooth, say I,
  • Forsooth, sayeth I,
  • Hark!
  • Harketh!
  • By <god>,
  • By the Will of <god adjective> <god>,
  • By the <body part adjective> <body part> of the <god adjective> <god>,
  • By <god adjective> <god>'s <body part adjective> <body part>,
  • Avast,
  • Zounds,
  • Perchance,
  • Pray tell,
  • Prithee,
  • What hey,
  • What ho,
  • Pray,
  • Surely
  • Pray pardon,
  • Alas,
  • In short,
  • My Lord,
  • My Lady,
  • By my faith,
  • If it pleases you,
  • I pray you,
  • In truth,
  • By my trowth,
  • In sooth,
  • By my word,
  • S'wounds,
  • Z'wounds,
  • <god>'s wounds,
  • <god>'s <body part>,
  • Heigh-ho,
  • Ah,
  • Quoth I,
  • Listen,
  • Listen thee,
  • Hear me,
  • Now hear me,
  • I warrant
  • Come,
  • Kind sire,
  • Sire,
  • There is much in what you say, and yet,

Added to end of chat messages

  • Anon!
  • Hum.
  • Good sir!
  • Good sire!
  • Milady!
  • My Liege!
  • Guvnor!

Documentation for Medieval Mode chat parser

This template is used on the Medieval Mode page.

Pictogram comment.png Note: only English words are replaced, so the words should remain in English.