Panna Pauling

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Panna Pauling w Dacie ważności
A właśnie, panie DeGroot? Szefowie pańskiego przyjaciela złożyli mu taką samą ofertę.
Panna Pauling prowokuje wojnę pomiędzy Tavishem DeGrootem i Jane'em Doe

Flo Pauling,[1] znana wszystkim jako Panna Pauling, jest lojalną asystentką Administratorki. Do jej obowiązków należy m.in. składanie raportów o przeszłości nietypowych osób, zamawianie i dostarczanie dóbr, otwieranie kanałów komunikacyjnych i mordowanie. Panna Pauling z reguły stosuje się do poglądów swojej pracodawczyni, bojąc się ściągnięcia na siebie jej gniewu, nawet jeśli niekoniecznie się z nimi zgadza. Pomimo surowej postawy jej szefowej, Panna Pauling upiera się, że Administratorka „nie jest taka zła, gdy się ją pozna”. Naciśnięta przez Administratorkę o to, co dokładnie robią przyjaciele, odpowiada: „Ee. Idą na łyżwy... Przeglądają katalogi z bronią... Czasami po prostu rozmawiamy...”.

Skaut okazuje romantyczne zainteresowanie Pannie Pauling, która próbuje to ignorować.

Głosu użyczyła jej Ashly Burch.

Historia

WOJNA!

W moim doświadczeniu, Panno Pauling, nic nie zabija przyjaźni szybciej... niż zdrowa rywalizacja.
Administratorka o swoich złych uczynkach

Administratorka uważa przyjaźnie międzyfirmowe za dogłębne naruszenie zaufania, zakazane przez kontrakt. To podczas rutynowego background checku Panna Pauling odkryła przyjaźń Demomana z RED i Żołnierza z BLU, o której uświadomiła Administratorkę. Wedle rozkazu, Panna Pauling osobiście dostarczyła kilka eksperymentalnych broni na zamówienie z Mann Co. Demomanowi, w zamian za zabójstwo Żołnierza, wobec którego postąpiła tak samo. Jak zamierzano, szybko zniszczyło to ich kwitnącą przyjaźń, rozpoczynając wojnę siedmiodniową.

Reżyser

Administratorka zatrudniła reżysera do nagrania tego, co powiedzieliby członkowie RED, gdyby ich zapytano o ich pracę. Panna Pauling uważała, że taki nadzór był niepotrzebny z uwagi na niski iloraz inteligencji najemników, niemniej jednak doglądała wywiadów. Zapewniła drużynę, że wywiady miały na celu poprawę wizerunku najemników w oczach mieszkańców Pustkowi. Po zakończeniu pracy, Administratorka dała rozkaz Pannie Pauling udzielić reżyserowi „własnego wywiadu”. Polegało to na zwabieniu go do opuszczonego szybu kopalnianego, gdzie zastała go Panna Pauling z naładowanym pistoletem, łopatą i workiem wapna do ciał. Odtąd reżyser uznawany jest za zaginionego.

Śniąteczna historia

Po skazaniu Skauta, Żołnierza i Szpiega BLU na prace publiczne w okolicznym centrum handlowym, Panna Pauling rozmawia przez telefon ze Szpiegiem, który prosi o pomoc. Panna Pauling chce dowiedzieć się w jaki sposób Żołnierz został adwokatem, lecz Szpieg odrzuca tę myśl, przypominając że Żołnierz ma czarodzieja za współlokatora. Prosi Szpiega o kontrolę nad eskalacją problemu, Szpieg upewnia ją patrząc jak Żołnierz uderza wściekłego ojca. Po nagłym przybyciu Starego Nicka, Panna Pauling nakazuje Szpiegowi szybkie wyeliminowanie go, jest jednak przerażona gdy dowiaduje się, że Szpieg chce wykorzystać do tego pomoc młodego chłopca, zamiast go uratować.

Śmierć Poopiego Joe i Zniknięcie Australium

Panna Pauling, wraz z Helen i Saxtonem Halem, była przesłuchiwana przez kilkoro senatorów USA w sprawie śmierci Poopiego Joe (którego wystrzelili w kosmos za jednego dolara), oraz zniknięcia całego Australium świata. Administratorka przekazała im nieujawnione informacje, pośród których była mowa o składowniu przez nią Australium przez lata, oraz o osiemnastu idiotach którzy jej w tym pomagali. Senatorzy, zaskoczeni historią, szybko zdecydowali zakończyć przesłuchanie. Dokument zawierający te informacje miał na sobie słowo 'SPALIĆ'.

A Fate Worse Than Chess

While Saxton Hale is busy fighting a yeti, Mann Co. comes under attack by Gray Mann's legion of robots. Miss Pauling shows a pre-recorded tape of Hale to the mercenaries that informs them that, with the death of the Mann brothers, they are now unemployed. However, with attack of the robots on Mann Co.'s headquarters, they have been re-hired to fight them. Although they are not being paid for their work, to their dismay, Pauling reveals that the robots somehow run on piles of money, and that any money left after destroying them belongs to the mercenaries. Miss Pauling emphasizes to them that it is not just a fight for Mann Co. or Saxton Hale, but a fight for their jobs.

Shadow Boxers

Along with the RED team, Miss Pauling discusses the latest defense job against the robots in a dark room in Coal Town. She tries to figure out which of the many Mann Co. buildings the robots will invade next. When the Soldier claims that he knows the exact time and location, since he supposedly infiltrated Gray Mann's robot base the day before, no one believes him. After some shenanigans which involve keeping the Soldier thinking that all of his teammates are American, he mentions the eagles that raised Gray Mann, something that only Miss Pauling and the Administrator should know, thus cluing to Miss Pauling that he may be telling the truth. The Soldier reveals that he used his cardboard robot costume to sneak into Gray's facility and eavesdrop on their plans. Miss Pauling asks him to make a disguise for the Heavy and herself so that they can infiltrate Gray's facility once more.

In Gray Mann's facility, the three discover that he is frustrated at his robots' stupidity, as well as how they have a problem with security leaks due to a "tactical mastermind" in their base. Gray states the he has found a solution to the problem and unveils his newly-built Mecha-Engineer. The new robot activates and quickly identifies the trespassers.

Ring of Fired

Upon Gray Mann's acquisition of Mann Co., Miss Pauling ran to warn the Administrator only to find a note telling her to hide. Six months later, she received orders from the Administrator to assemble the mercenaries back together. Miss Pauling first finds Soldier in the middle of giving celebrity house tours and murdering Tom Jones. By impersonating a police officer, Pauling is able to keep Soldier out of legal trouble while simultaneously recruiting him. She next lures Pyro from his job as CEO of Frontier Engineering by setting a large fire to a nearby building. Demoman, having become overweight and even more of a slovenly alcoholic, readily joins her crew for a chance at his old job. While preparing to fly to Siberia to pick up Heavy, she finds out that Scout and Spy have both been arrested and are set to be hanged for their crimes of vandalism against Teufort.

Unhappy Returns

Putting the flight to Siberia on hold, Miss Pauling drives the team to Teufort to rescue Scout and Spy. While Demoman and Soldier are assigned to delay the trial and execution, Miss Pauling visits the library to destroy the Administrator's birth records with Pyro's assistance. She stops the execution of the Scout, Spy, Demoman and Soldier, citing that the mercenaries could not have been responsible for the various zoning errors in Teufort, for which they are being executed. Fooling the mayor with a pamphlet, she directs him to the library, followed by all the townspeople, effectively calling off the execution and angry mob. Privately, she admits that the entire population of Teufort suffers from madness induced by lead poisoning, and so the mercenaries were not charged with the murder and property damage they actually caused.

It is later revealed that Miss Pauling also met with a heavily concealed Administrator, who gave her new orders to obtain the last cache of Australium.

Blood in the Water

Having assigned the mercenaries to various duties, Miss Pauling searches for Sniper's home in Australia along with Demoman, finding it apparently abandoned. They are quickly ambushed by Sniper, who had discovered that Mr. and Mrs. Mundy were not his birth parents, and threatens Miss Pauling for information on his actual parentage. Miss Pauling placates Sniper, telling him they are headed to meet his true parents, convincing him to join. Piloting a submarine obtained by Spy and Soldier, Miss Pauling leads the team (sans Scout and Heavy) to the sunken land of New Zealand, where the last cache of Australium lies. However, Miss Pauling discovers that the cache was depleted by Sniper's real father, Bill-Bel; unaware of the metal's potential, he exhausted the supply painting his prototype rockets which have long since exploded. Sniper's mother steals away with the only functioning rocket, prompting Miss Pauling to despair that she has failed in her mission.

Old Wounds

Along with the other mercenaries who were with her, Miss Pauling is captured by the Classic mercenaries who begin torturing them for information. Despairing that she has failed her mission and her team, Miss Pauling accepts Spy's offer to commit suicide with their dignity intact, but is interrupted by Heavy attempting a rescue. The Heavy is revealed to be the Classic Spy, to whom Miss Pauling inadvertently reveals the coordinates where she was meant to meet the Administrator. Before the Classic Spy and Demoman can kill them, Soldier and his girlfriend, Zhanna, show up and kill the Classic mercs, having also brought a dying Gray Mann to Pauling by his request. Angered by their mutual dislike and Gray's request to stop the Administrator, Miss Pauling goes into an emotive speech defending her allegiance to the Administrator, mentioning how she's willingly lied and killed under the Administrator's command. Midway, though, Spy stops her as Gray has died before hearing most of her speech. Spy is none too amused at the implication that Miss Pauling has been lying to the team.

The Naked and the Dead

After the leech robots suck out everyone's blood, Miss Pauling hallucinates about asking the Administrator what her plan really is. Before she can answer, Medic fills her up with enough blood for her to come back to life. Medic reveals to her that the amount of alcohol in Demoman's blood caused the robots to die of alcohol poisoning. Scout and Heavy meet up with the rest of the team, and Scout briefly squeezes Miss Pauling's blood out through her eyes. After Scout's slightly-altered version of what he has been up to, the regular robots surround the team. After a while of fighting, Miss Pauling gets a phone call from the BLU Engineer telling her that he needs the Australium quickly as the Administrator is currently dead. Miss Pauling confides in Zhanna that she doesn't actually know the Administrator's big plan and apologizes for telling her she is not a part of the team. After the Medic and Heavy kill the Classic Heavy, Miss Pauling holds another speech to a near-death person. This time, she manages to finish the speech before he dies.

The Days Have Worn Away

After her speech to the Classic Heavy, Soldier reveals he has a cave full of Australium. Miss Pauling hurries everyone back to the plane, which gets stolen by Maggie after Hale plans to get Mann Co. back. After a second plane gets stolen by Hale, they fly to the Administrator in a rickety plane. After a conversation with the Engineer, he tells her how to find the Administrator, and they head down to her secret room. On their way down, Scout confesses that he realized on their way to the base that there are more women in the world than just her, and that they need less "wearing down". Miss Pauling and the team enter the secret room, where they discover that Zepheniah Mann has been kept alive for all these years. The Administrator taunts Zepheniah and recalls the story of why she dug him up. Miss Pauling asks what Zepheniah did to her, but she replies she doesn't remember. Shocked that Pauling found the room, she asks her if she has found more Australium. Miss Pauling, after witnessing what she uses it for, denies she has found any. She watches as the Administrator and Zepheniah both turn to dust, returning back to the break room where the Engineer advises her to dump the last remaining Australium into the deepest sea trench she can find. Miss Pauling agrees and asks if he knows any trenches. Miss Pauling is not present at the Christmas party seven years later, but does send a big turkey for the team to enjoy.

Expiration Date

Miss Pauling played a large role in Expiration Date, the Source Filmmaker short that came along with the Love & War Update. Having been tricked by the Scout in an attempt to meet Miss Pauling to ask her out on a date, she had arrived to the RED base to help defend the Intelligence. On arrival, she was initially concerned about the presence of the briefcase but became furious after finding out that the Scout had pushed the briefcase alarm. In her frustration, she turns, notices the decor and asks if they are having a prom. She then yells at the Scout for wasting her "one day off a year" and attempts to leave. The Scout attempts to reason with her, stating they should discuss it over dinner, opening a door to reveal a giant bread monster. The other mercenaries arrive to help while Miss Pauling yells at the Scout for pressing the alarm, then notices his death watch and uses it as a timer. She preparing to use the Payload cart to blow up the bread monster, but she and the Scout end up on the wrong side of the blast doors. Without a word, both the Scout and Miss Pauling dive into the bread monster as the Payload explodes. They survive, and the Scout asks Miss Pauling on a date. She does not outright disagree, but begins to describe the tasks on her work schedule, one of which is to kill the person who pressed the briefcase alarm, and then remarks that the Scout would already be there, implying that she is going to kill the Scout.


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