User:Kittens die everyday
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| Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap? |
| This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus. |
| This user owns the Frying Pan. |
| This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” |
Yeah, I copy and pasted. Screw you.