User:Paul.Metcalfe

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In The Beginning, Paul Edited This Page...

This is my page on the Team Fortress 2 Wiki. Hmm, quite empty, I should fill it up with words and maybe some pictures, that would look really nice... I guess I could use this page to talk about the game, I mean that is what the Wiki is for right? I don't know about you but I have to be one of the most unlucky players in the whole of Team Fortress 2, I have never received a hat from a drop, not counting achievement hats like the Ghastly/ier/est Gibus, or the Proof of Purchase, which is probably the rarest item I own, so yeah, quite unlucky... I also seem to have a jinxed Item Drop System because I rarely get any good items with it. For example, I was playing Team Fortress 2 for around four hours, and I did receive (Rather bad) items, two Delicious Energy Drinks and a Eyelander. But recently I did receive two Red Tape Recorders in one drop, so I guess that sort of evens it out.

Paul Later Went All Crazy Ass About 'Pyrovision'

Pyrovision, hmm. It's actually a good texture swap, but that's about it. All they did was replace the half decent textures with chalky, eye burning pastel colours. The stripes across the terrain are okay I guess, but the new 'lollipop flowers' don't even look like they do in Meet The Pyro. I was thinking more of game breaking effects that require everyone on the server to vote if they want Pyrovision on, and those without the Pyrovision Goggles or anything that takes you to Pyroland wouldn't be allowed to vote... But the icing on the muffin has to be the violence in Pyrovision. The gibs are mearly Sillygibs, and the flames and burning effects don't match up, using the default Flamethrower with the Pyrovision Goggles results in the aforementioned weapon spewing fire, but the enemy being covered with sparkles and rainbows.

My Personal Tastes And Likes/Dislikes.

♦My favorite music genre is Techno, so I am a fan of Daft Punk, Deadmou5 etc...

♦I hate sports. With a passion. Except maybe Softball.

♦I quite like games of simple nature, so 2D and Side Scrolling (Because I'm simple).

♦I am a slight perfectionist. I like things that work.

♦I am highly skilled in the art of doing nothing.

♦Sprites fascinate me, and I like drawing them, too.

(Expecting lots of groaning from the following ones)

♦My favorite game series is Halo.

♦Not much of a fan of Call of Duty.

♦I suck at both either way.

♦Call of Duty is not in my favorites.

(Groaning cease around about now)

♦Portal 2 is my second favorite game of all time.

♦Team Fortress 2 is in my top ten games.

♦I have a strong distaste for McDonald's.

♦Lesser distaste for Burger King.

♦I feel sorry for those that eat fast food anyway.

♦The intelligence of people amazes me (Lack of in some cases).

May I Just Make A Point, Yes? Good.

I'm sure many of you will know exactly what I'm talking about when I say these five words...

Call of Duty

Vs.

Halo

... Yup, thought you would. all of us have seen the battles raging on the internet, both sides desperately trying to belittle each other, it's pathetic! If you were part of one at any time, look back at what you said, and think. Think hard. I will now lay down facts, to hopefully convert the few of you that read this.

Call of Duty

Is more realistic.

Is a good game.

People play it.

Has sold over 98 million copies.

Is skating on very thin ice, with the earlier games being set in World War II, something no one wants reenacted.

Ditto with the Cold War (Black Ops).

Halo

Isn't suppose to be realistic.

Is a good game.

People play it.

Has sold less copies than Call of Duty, at 46 million.

Halo has a better soundtrack. Don't argue.

Halo has a better habit of killing of the characters that have been with you since the start, the ones that you like.

Still holds the record for most games sold on one day.

Both games are very good, Call of Duty is good for when you want to be immersed in a realistic environment, while Halo is for when you want to run around vaporizing strange and adaptive enemies with hilarious weapons. If you haven't played CoD, play it now. If you haven't played Halo, play it now.

Some Interesting Weapon Ideas

"The Tin Can Terror"
Level 48 Rocket Spewer
+ 400% rockets per shot
+ 50% clip size
Cannot collect ammo from fallen weapons or dispensers