User:Scurve

Scurve is a quantum particle phenomenon of moderate proportions. While it is generally accepted that he/she/it exists, some academic debate yet rages over the matter of how. This phenomenon (or time-cluster event, as some have postulated) appears to have motives of its own, and often appears to make decisions autonomously. Many suspect that the entity in fact yields a sort of "beta-consciousness"; that is, he/she/it only appears to subscribe to specific avenues of thought simply because such avenues are the manner in which the entity is perceived.

Notably, this time-cluster event appears to be some sort of karate monkey.

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Greetings, fellow travelers. I'm a proofreading genius, fiction-writing idiot savant, and rocket-jumping idiot. And don't worry, ma'am - I'm here to help. I may or mayn't jazz this page up later, but for now I'm content to just do some minor copy editing. I don't quite trust myself enough to lend others actual advice (particularly since all I have to offer is "Think" and "Don't just run in like an idiot.") All my friends like payload, and if you don't like payload, well, then you're no friend of mine.

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