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==Homophones==
 
==Homophones==
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Also known as "those two words that sound the same but have completely different meanings".
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===Its, It's, and Its'===
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*'''Its''' is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "it".
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*'''It's''' is a contraction of "it is". ''"Don't run, '''it's''' just ham!"''
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*'''Its'''' is not a word.
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===They're, Their, and There===
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*'''They're''' is a contraction of "they are". ''"I've killed plenty of Spies; '''they're''' dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scum-bags."''
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*'''Their''' is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "them".
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*'''There''' is a place that is not here. It can also be used in a more abstract manner: ''"'''There''' can only be one!''

Revision as of 20:01, 3 February 2011

Hello! My name is The Awesomatorist, and I am a major grammar stickler. Do you remember that one English teacher from your school that handed F's out like they were party favors, and beared a slight resemblance to Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket?

Yeah, she was a puppy compared to me.

Most of my work here involves correcting your mistakes and making snarky comments. Since I do not like work, this user page is a crash course in not being stupid.

Homophones

Also known as "those two words that sound the same but have completely different meanings".

Its, It's, and Its'

  • Its is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "it".
  • It's is a contraction of "it is". "Don't run, it's just ham!"
  • Its' is not a word.

They're, Their, and There

  • They're is a contraction of "they are". "I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scum-bags."
  • Their is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "them".
  • There is a place that is not here. It can also be used in a more abstract manner: "There can only be one!