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| Date | Event | Source |
|---|---|---|
| 1972 | Gray Mann, on the verge of bankruptcy, reprograms his robot army to, instead of trying to kill the mercs, sell them robot themed hats to recoup his losses and to edge-in on Mann Co.'s ever growing lucrative hat sales revenue. | Link |
| 1996 | Kisses von Butternubs, a Pomeranian dog in a sweater, is elected president of the United States of America by popular vote. | Link |
| 1999 | Future Dell Conagher (Engineer), now very old (but very muscular and long bearded) and his arm replaced with a cybernetic one, and Pyro, who is now a floating head in a bubble, travel back in time to 1972, very briefly, to warn the mercenaries not to open Gray Mann's robocrates to prevent the impending Hat Wars of the 1990s, before having to return to 1999. | Link |
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