User:Keisari/Trivia

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Keisari
Keisari
Basic information
Icon: Leaderboard class engineer.png
Type: Offensive
Health: 80
40 with the Scumpy equipped
Speed: 100%
10% while using odd wiki commands
"Bloody hell, you're awful."
Sniper saw Keisari.
"Tmsmhummg thmmemude mhhetude."
Pyro commenting the value of Keisari's new edit.
Imagine if I hadn't been drunk! Ah heh.
Keisari after making some articles.

Keisari is a feared, trollish Finn with an interest in all things containing women or Scrumpy, and chooses to translate and maintain articles that dont benefit the team rather than make articles that someone would actually use. Keisari's various gadgets include the computer, an automated machine that obeys his master, the keyboard, a device that makes stupid ideas come to text, and monitor that shows the stupid ideas and not-so-much clothed human beings on screen.

However, the Keisari's ungenious articles are under constant threat from fixing edits and devious enemy admins; a bad translator must keep his articles under a watchful eye and in horrible shape with his keyboard at all times. When the translator needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable weapons, combined with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight.

Keisari is also capable of editing articles which he has already constructed and redeploying them in new locations at the cost of inability to copypaste anything else in the meantime. Articles are vulnerable during the editing process, as they will be destroyed if the translator is banned; they also need some time to redeploy after being edited.

Bio

Name: Keisari
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland
Job: Article translating
Motto: "Nope"
Description: This trollish, feared bad guy from Tampere, Finland loves meat, scrumpy and women. Fourteen years as a student in various schools this guy is still trying to get his Master of Science degree. Editing the wiki does not help him achieve his goal.

Basic strategy

  • Use the hands to use Computer and Keyboard.
  • You need Scrumpy to build, repair, and upgrade your articles. Collect money to get more scrumpy.
  • Kick your Computer with your foot to upgrade its power. Each kick adds more health and power.
  • Troll IRC to provide your teammates with sadness and headache. They also generate rage for you to use.
  • Link videos to help your team reach the rage faster.
  • Keep an eye out for admins attaching Sappers to your articles. Use your Keyboard to remove Sappers.


Weapons

Main article: Weapons

Note: Weapon damage is approximate and listed at base value. See individual weapon pages for additional figures.

Primary

Weapon Kill Icon Ammo
Loaded
Ammo
Carried
Damage Range Notes / Special Abilities
PDA Build
Stock
Computer
Killicon skull.png unlimited unlimited Base: wiki

Crit: internet

Pictogram info.png Allows player to build articles.
Flamethrower
Unlock
Flamer
Killicon flame thrower.png 200 200 Base: All places where you can communicate.

Crit: Places where you cant communicate too.

Pictogram info.png Allows player to flame in IRC, forums, etc.

Secondary

Weapon Kill Icon Ammo
Loaded
Ammo
Carried
Damage Range Notes / Special Abilities
Crit-a-Cola
Stock
Cola
1 unlimited N/A

Pictogram plus.png Tastes really good.

Pictogram minus.png Makes your teeth go bad.

Pictogram info.png When used, all damage dealt and damage taken are the same as before.

Pictogram info.png Reduces the effects of sleep.

Pictogram info.png The effect lasts 15 minutes then has to recharge while opening new bottle.

Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Unlock
Beef Steak
1 300g N/A Pictogram plus.png Restores health by 40 points.

Pictogram plus.png Makes your protein level go up.

Bottle
Unlock
Bottle of Scrumpy
1 unlimited N/A Pictogram plus.png Everything seems funny.

Pictogram minus.png Makes you more stupid, slow and unbalanced.

Pictogram minus.png -40 Health

Melee

Weapon Kill Icon Ammo
Loaded
Ammo
Carried
Damage Range Notes / Special Abilities
Fists
Stock
Fists
Killicon fists.png N/A N/A Base: Low

Crit : Pretty low too

Pictogram minus.png Its always a bad idea to use this weapon.
Fire Axe
Unlock
Axe
Killicon fire axe.png N/A N/A Base 65

Crit : 195

Pictogram plus.png Good for chopping wood in your summerhome.

Bugs

  • Keisari can't spell english right.
  • Keisari can't spell anything right after consuming scrumpy or wine.

Trivia

  • He is 23 years old.
  • He lives with his girlfriend.


Videos

TF2 video made by keisari with tf2 video editor. Watch and make his achivements go up.

See also

External links