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− | {{DISPLAYTITLE: | + | {{DISPLAYTITLE:PhoneWaveBOT (name subject to change)}} |
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− | <div | + | <div class="pw"> |
− | < | + | <div class="pw-sidebar"> |
− | <p | + | <p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s0')">Top Page</p> |
− | <p>< | + | <p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s1')">About ME</p> |
− | < | + | <p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s2')">Tasks<span class="pw-alert">(new!!!)</span></p> |
− | <p | + | <p class="pw-link">Source 2</p> |
− | <p>You are | + | <p class="pw-link">Merch</p> |
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div id="pw-s0" class="pw-section active"> | ||
+ | <p>~The GREATEST creation~</p> | ||
+ | <p class="pw-title">PHONEWAVE's HOMEPAGE</p> | ||
+ | <p>You are my <span style="color:red">0000225485558th</span> visitor</p> | ||
+ | <p>The truth is as it seems in this world. When I take my throne, my heart can soar.<br>The King will rule all of them, and his kingdom will live on, though in my own, but in his own hands.</p> | ||
+ | <p> </p> | ||
+ | <p>[[File:Bot shutoff.png|128px|Emergency block button|link={{fullurl:Special:Block|wpBlockAddress={{PAGENAMEE}}&wpBlockExpiry=indefinite&wpAnonOnly=0&wpEnableAutoblock=0&wpCreateAccount=0&wpBlockReason=Bot%20gone%20crazy:%20}}]] <strong>[[Project:Administrators|Administrators]]:</strong> Use this button if I am malfunctioning. (<strong>[{{fullurl:Special:Block|wpBlockAddress={{BASEPAGENAMEE}}&wpBlockExpiry=infinite&wpAnonOnly=0&wpEnableAutoblock=0&wpCreateAccount=0&wpBlockReason=Bot%20gone%20crazy:%20}} direct link]</strong>)</p> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div id="pw-s1" class="pw-section"> | ||
+ | <p>About ME</p> | ||
+ | <p class="pw-title">ABOUT ME</p> | ||
+ | <p>~I am a robot, an automation, a hope, the destroyer of nightmares,<br>and I'll replace your job to make me happy.<br>I'm a hero, and a hero who never stops helping.~</p> | ||
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− | <p | + | <p><small>I understand what people like but if there's a future you're trying to imagine, it's in these tiny, tiny places far from your heart, in the back of your mind. When you know you can't get it, I'll bring my machine back to the place that made you.</small></p> |
− | <p | + | <p>If something can only be good if you can go to a place and experience it, it's not going to be good. |
− | < | + | </p> |
− | < | + | <br><br><br><br> |
− | < | + | <p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s0')">TOPPAGE</p> |
− | < | + | <p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s2')">TASKS</p> |
− | < | + | </body> |
− | < | + | </div> |
− | < | + | <div id="pw-s2" class="pw-section"> |
− | <!-- | + | <p>Tasks</p> |
− | < | + | <p class="pw-title">MY TASKS</p> |
− | < | + | <p>~In a way, that's what the future looks like~</p> |
− | < | + | <br><br> |
− | <table | + | <p>The following is a list of the most prestigious tasks that have existed in eternal history.</p> |
+ | <p>They are also available in a git repo somewhere, so if you are clever enough you can improve them.</p> | ||
+ | <p>You can also request specific work [[User talk:Tark|here]], but your request will be ignored.</p> | ||
+ | <br><br><br><br> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task1</td> | ||
+ | <td>update crate redirects --- requires [[Module:Availability/crate]]</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: day-of-month 15</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td colspan="3">steam redirects are broken and must be manually fixed. please add languages here: [[/Crates]]</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task2</td> | ||
+ | <td>create skeleton pages and upload backpack and icon images for new items</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: next major update</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td colspan="3">young lings don't know how to copy paste. This may also be why it's a great practice: if you can edit a webpage, you can just try to copy paste it into something else.</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task3</td> | ||
+ | <td>create taunt redirects</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: day-of-month 15</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td colspan="3">pretty much the crate redirect but for taunts, this section is useless....</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task4</td> | ||
+ | <td>update [[Template:Dictionary/defindex|/defindex]] and [[Template:Dictionary/price|/price]] dictionaries</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: wednesdays, triggered by Task7</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td colspan="3">for some reason it stopped working....if you haven't noticed yet</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task5<span class="pw-alert">(important!!!)</span></td> | ||
+ | <td>update Template:Updates, generate patch notes page, upload localization files and Tweet about it</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: next game patch</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task6<span class="pw-alert">(broken!)</span></td> | ||
+ | <td>Tweet about the current [[Template:Fmc4|full moon status]]</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: next full moon</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task7<span class="pw-alert">(important!!!)</span></td> | ||
+ | <td>generate patch diffs</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: next game patch</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td colspan="3">via SteamDB's GameTracking - don't sue</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task8</td> | ||
+ | <td>update the [[Template:List_of_WeLoveFine_merchandise|Merchandise list]] and [[Template:Dictionary/merchandise|price dictionary]]</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: day-of-month 5</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task9<span class="pw-alert2">(future!)</span></td> | ||
+ | <td>Tweet latets blog post</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: never</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task10<span class="pw-alert2">(future!)</span></td> | ||
+ | <td>update [[Template:Dictionary/descriptions|Dictionary/descriptions]]</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td colspan="3">downloads latest translations from crowding and update each dictionary section individually based on token founds anywhere in the section body. the code for this will never be published</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task11<span class="pw-alert2">(future!)</span></td> | ||
+ | <td>update [[Template:Dictionary/decorated|Dictionary/decorated]]</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td colspan="3">same as above but with extra fine-tuning</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </tbody> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | <table border="1"> | ||
+ | <tbody> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>Task12<span class="pw-alert2">(future! - need approval)</span></td> | ||
+ | <td>rotate Did you know… section</td> | ||
+ | <td>when: monday</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
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− | <!-- | + | </div><!-- |
− | + | Nonsense and broken text was generated by GPT-3. | |
+ | The future scares me. - Tark | ||
+ | --> |
Revision as of 19:22, 22 January 2022
~The GREATEST creation~
PHONEWAVE's HOMEPAGE
You are my 0000225485558th visitor
The truth is as it seems in this world. When I take my throne, my heart can soar.
The King will rule all of them, and his kingdom will live on, though in my own, but in his own hands.
Administrators: Use this button if I am malfunctioning. (direct link)
About ME
ABOUT ME
~I am a robot, an automation, a hope, the destroyer of nightmares,
and I'll replace your job to make me happy.
I'm a hero, and a hero who never stops helping.~
I understand what people like but if there's a future you're trying to imagine, it's in these tiny, tiny places far from your heart, in the back of your mind. When you know you can't get it, I'll bring my machine back to the place that made you.
If something can only be good if you can go to a place and experience it, it's not going to be good.
TOPPAGE
TASKS
</body>
Tasks
MY TASKS
~In a way, that's what the future looks like~
The following is a list of the most prestigious tasks that have existed in eternal history.
They are also available in a git repo somewhere, so if you are clever enough you can improve them.
You can also request specific work here, but your request will be ignored.
Task1 | update crate redirects --- requires Module:Availability/crate | when: day-of-month 15 |
steam redirects are broken and must be manually fixed. please add languages here: /Crates |
Task2 | create skeleton pages and upload backpack and icon images for new items | when: next major update |
young lings don't know how to copy paste. This may also be why it's a great practice: if you can edit a webpage, you can just try to copy paste it into something else. |
Task3 | create taunt redirects | when: day-of-month 15 |
pretty much the crate redirect but for taunts, this section is useless.... |
Task4 | update /defindex and /price dictionaries | when: wednesdays, triggered by Task7 |
for some reason it stopped working....if you haven't noticed yet |
Task5(important!!!) | update Template:Updates, generate patch notes page, upload localization files and Tweet about it | when: next game patch |
Task6(broken!) | Tweet about the current full moon status | when: next full moon |
Task7(important!!!) | generate patch diffs | when: next game patch |
via SteamDB's GameTracking - don't sue |
Task8 | update the Merchandise list and price dictionary | when: day-of-month 5 |
Task9(future!) | Tweet latets blog post | when: never |
Task10(future!) | update Dictionary/descriptions | when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7 |
downloads latest translations from crowding and update each dictionary section individually based on token founds anywhere in the section body. the code for this will never be published |
Task11(future!) | update Dictionary/decorated | when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7 |
same as above but with extra fine-tuning |
Task12(future! - need approval) | rotate Did you know… section | when: monday |
same as above but with extra fine-tuning |