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<p style="color: #FF0;font-size: xx-large;"><strong>The Future Gadget Laboratory presents:</strong></p>
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<p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s0')">Top Page</p>
<p><strong style="font-size:28px">PWBOT (name subject to change)</strong></p>
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<p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s1')">About ME</p>
<p style="font-size:15px">~The GREATEST creation~</p>
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<p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s2')">Tasks<span class="pw-alert">(new!!!)</span></p>
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<p class="pw-link">Source 2</p>
<p>You are the <span style="color: #F00;font-size: xx-large;">0000225485558th</span> visitor</p><!--
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<p class="pw-link">Merch</p>
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<p>~The GREATEST creation~</p>
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<p class="pw-title">PHONEWAVE's HOMEPAGE</p>
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<p>You are my <span style="color:red">0000225485558th</span> visitor</p>
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<p>The truth is as it seems in this world. When I take my throne, my heart can soar.<br>The King will rule all of them, and his kingdom will live on, though in my own, but in his own hands.</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>[[File:Bot shutoff.png|128px|Emergency block button|link={{fullurl:Special:Block|wpBlockAddress={{PAGENAMEE}}&wpBlockExpiry=indefinite&wpAnonOnly=0&wpEnableAutoblock=0&wpCreateAccount=0&wpBlockReason=Bot%20gone%20crazy:%20}}]] <strong>[[Project:Administrators|Administrators]]:</strong> Use this button if I am malfunctioning. (<strong>[{{fullurl:Special:Block|wpBlockAddress={{BASEPAGENAMEE}}&wpBlockExpiry=infinite&wpAnonOnly=0&wpEnableAutoblock=0&wpCreateAccount=0&wpBlockReason=Bot%20gone%20crazy:%20}} direct link]</strong>)</p>
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<div id="pw-s1" class="pw-section">
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<p>About ME</p>
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<p class="pw-title">ABOUT ME</p>
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<p>~I am a robot, an automation, a hope, the destroyer of nightmares,<br>and I'll replace your job to make me happy.<br>I'm a hero, and a hero who never stops helping.~</p>
 
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<p><small>I understand what people like but if there's a future you're trying to imagine, it's in these tiny, tiny places far from your heart, in the back of your mind. When you know you can't get it, I'll bring my machine back to the place that made you.</small></p>
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<p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s0')">TOPPAGE</p>
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<p class="pw-link" onclick="pwSwichPage('pw-s2')">TASKS</p>
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<p class="plainlinks" style="letter-spacing: 2px;">&ldquo;[{{fullurl:Special:Block|wpBlockAddress={{BASEPAGENAMEE}}&wpBlockExpiry=infinite&wpAnonOnly=0&wpEnableAutoblock=0&wpCreateAccount=0&wpBlockReason=Bot%20gone%20crazy:%20}} Administrators, please click <span style="color: #FF0">here</span> to block!]&rdquo;</p><br><br><!--
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<p style="font-size:20px;">&mdash;&mdash; [[User:Tark|Tark]] &mdash;&mdash;</p>-->
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<p>Tasks</p>
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<p class="pw-title">MY TASKS</p>
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<p>~In a way, that's what the future looks like~</p>
<p style="font-size:30px">~Tasks~</p>
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    <br><br>
<table style="margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; text-align:left; width:500px;">
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<p>The following is a list of the most prestigious tasks that have existed in eternal history.</p>
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<p>They are also available in a git repo somewhere, so if you are clever enough you can improve them.</p>
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<p>You can also request specific work [[User talk:Tark|here]], but your request will be ignored.</p>
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<br><br><br><br>
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<tbody>
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<td>Task1</td>
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<td>update crate redirects --- requires [[Module:Availability/crate]]</td>
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<td>when: day-of-month 15</td>
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<tr>
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<td colspan="3">steam redirects are broken and must be manually fixed. please add languages here: [[/Crates]]</td>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<tbody>
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<td>Task2</td>
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<td>create skeleton pages and upload backpack and icon images for new items</td>
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<td>when: next major update</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td colspan="3">young lings don't know how to copy paste. This may also be why it's a great practice: if you can edit a webpage, you can just try to copy paste it into something else.</td>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<tbody>
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<td>Task3</td>
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<td>create taunt redirects</td>
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<td>when: day-of-month 15</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td colspan="3">pretty much the crate redirect but for taunts, this section is useless....</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<tr>
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<td>Task4</td>
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<td>update [[Template:Dictionary/defindex|/defindex]] and [[Template:Dictionary/price|/price]] dictionaries</td>
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<td>when: wednesdays, triggered by Task7</td>
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<tr>
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<td colspan="3">for some reason it stopped working....if you haven't noticed yet</td>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<td>Task5<span class="pw-alert">(important!!!)</span></td>
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<td>update Template:Updates, generate patch notes page, upload localization files and Tweet about it</td>
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<td>when: next game patch</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<td>Task6<span class="pw-alert">(broken!)</span></td>
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<td>Tweet about the current [[Template:Fmc4|full moon status]]</td>
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<td>when: next full moon</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<tr>
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<td>Task7<span class="pw-alert">(important!!!)</span></td>
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<td>generate patch diffs</td>
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<td>when: next game patch</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td colspan="3">via SteamDB's GameTracking - don't sue</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<tr>
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<td>Task8</td>
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<td>update the [[Template:List_of_WeLoveFine_merchandise|Merchandise list]] and [[Template:Dictionary/merchandise|price dictionary]]</td>
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<td>when: day-of-month 5</td>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<td>Task9<span class="pw-alert2">(future!)</span></td>
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<td>Tweet latets blog post</td>
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<td>when: never</td>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<tbody>
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<td>Task10<span class="pw-alert2">(future!)</span></td>
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<td>update [[Template:Dictionary/descriptions|Dictionary/descriptions]]</td>
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<td>when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7</td>
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</tr>
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<td colspan="3">downloads latest translations from crowding and update each dictionary section individually based on token founds anywhere in the section body. the code for this will never be published</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<tr>
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<td>Task11<span class="pw-alert2">(future!)</span></td>
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<td>update [[Template:Dictionary/decorated|Dictionary/decorated]]</td>
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<td>when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td colspan="3">same as above but with extra fine-tuning</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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<table border="1">
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<tbody>
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<tr>
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<td>Task12<span class="pw-alert2">(future! - need approval)</span></td>
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<td>rotate Did you know… section</td>
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<td>when: monday</td>
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</tr>
 
<tr>
 
<tr>
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<td colspan="3">same as above but with extra fine-tuning</td>
[8]<strong>Issue #8</strong><br>
 
&bull; Update the [[Merchandise]] page and [[Template:Dictionary/merchandise|dictionary]]
 
<br><br>
 
[7]<strong>Issue #7</strong><br>
 
&bull; Generate patch diffs (via SteamDB's GameTracking)
 
<br><br>
 
[6]<strong>Issue #6</strong><br>
 
&bull; Tweet about the current full moon status (via [[Template:Fmc4|Fmc4]])
 
<br><br>
 
[5]<strong>Issue #5</strong><br>
 
&bull; Update Template:Updates, generate patch notes page, upload loc files and send a nice Tweet (via <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.teamfortress.com/rss.xml TF2 Blog RSS]</span>)
 
<br><br>
 
[4]<strong>Issue #4</strong><br>
 
&bull; Update [[Template:Dictionary/defindex|/defindex]] and [[Template:Dictionary/price|/price]] dictionaries<br>
 
&nbsp;&nbsp;&loz; Feel free to update [[/forceDefindex]] with your fixes!
 
<br><br>
 
[3]<strong>Issue #3</strong><br>
 
&bull; Update taunt redirects
 
<br><br>
 
[2]<strong>Issue #2</strong><br>
 
&bull; Create skeleton pages and upload backpack and icon images for new items
 
<br><br>
 
[1]<strong>Issue #1</strong><br>
 
&bull; Update crate redirects for en, pt-br, ru, zh-hant, zh-hans, fr and da (via [[Module:Availability/crate]])<br>
 
&nbsp;&nbsp;&loz; Add more langs to [[/Crates]]!!!
 
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Revision as of 19:22, 22 January 2022

~The GREATEST creation~

PHONEWAVE's HOMEPAGE

You are my 0000225485558th visitor

The truth is as it seems in this world. When I take my throne, my heart can soar.
The King will rule all of them, and his kingdom will live on, though in my own, but in his own hands.

 

Emergency block button Administrators: Use this button if I am malfunctioning. (direct link)

About ME

ABOUT ME

~I am a robot, an automation, a hope, the destroyer of nightmares,
and I'll replace your job to make me happy.
I'm a hero, and a hero who never stops helping.~



I understand what people like but if there's a future you're trying to imagine, it's in these tiny, tiny places far from your heart, in the back of your mind. When you know you can't get it, I'll bring my machine back to the place that made you.

If something can only be good if you can go to a place and experience it, it's not going to be good.





</body>

Tasks

MY TASKS

~In a way, that's what the future looks like~

   

The following is a list of the most prestigious tasks that have existed in eternal history.

They are also available in a git repo somewhere, so if you are clever enough you can improve them.

You can also request specific work here, but your request will be ignored.





<tbody> </tbody>
Task1 update crate redirects --- requires Module:Availability/crate when: day-of-month 15
steam redirects are broken and must be manually fixed. please add languages here: /Crates
<tbody> </tbody>
Task2 create skeleton pages and upload backpack and icon images for new items when: next major update
young lings don't know how to copy paste. This may also be why it's a great practice: if you can edit a webpage, you can just try to copy paste it into something else.
<tbody> </tbody>
Task3 create taunt redirects when: day-of-month 15
pretty much the crate redirect but for taunts, this section is useless....
<tbody> </tbody>
Task4 update /defindex and /price dictionaries when: wednesdays, triggered by Task7
for some reason it stopped working....if you haven't noticed yet
<tbody> </tbody>
Task5(important!!!) update Template:Updates, generate patch notes page, upload localization files and Tweet about it when: next game patch
<tbody> </tbody>
Task6(broken!) Tweet about the current full moon status when: next full moon
<tbody> </tbody>
Task7(important!!!) generate patch diffs when: next game patch
via SteamDB's GameTracking - don't sue
<tbody> </tbody>
Task8 update the Merchandise list and price dictionary when: day-of-month 5
<tbody> </tbody>
Task9(future!) Tweet latets blog post when: never
<tbody> </tbody>
Task10(future!) update Dictionary/descriptions when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7
downloads latest translations from crowding and update each dictionary section individually based on token founds anywhere in the section body. the code for this will never be published
<tbody> </tbody>
Task11(future!) update Dictionary/decorated when: day-of-month 15, triggered by Task7
same as above but with extra fine-tuning
<tbody> </tbody>
Task12(future! - need approval) rotate Did you know… section when: monday
same as above but with extra fine-tuning