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A list of the Hat Describing Contest Winners. Note only the hats that were in the contest are included in this table.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
{| class="wikitable grid"
 
|-
 
! class="header" | Winner
 
! class="header" | Item
 
! class="header" | Description
 
|-
 
| [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
 
 
 
TheTwoTonHammer]
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Batter's Helmet.png|100px|frameless|link=Batter's Helmet]]
 
| You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of
 
 
 
plastic!
 
|-
 
| [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238
 
 
 
PrO-bOy]
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Bonk Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Bonk Helm]]
 
| When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Ye Olde Baker Boy.png|100px|frameless|link=Ye Olde Baker Boy]]
 
| Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Baseball Bill's Sports Shine.png|100px|frameless|link=Baseball
 
 
 
Bill's Sports Shine]]
 
| Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down
 
 
 
with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them?
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png|100px|frameless|
 
 
 
link=Troublemaker's Tossle Cap]]
 
| Straight outta control point.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Whoopee Cap.png|100px|frameless|link=Whoopee Cap]]
 
| You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion
 
 
 
for the discerning youth.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Soldier's Stash.png|100px|frameless|link=Soldier's Stash]]
 
| This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Tyrant's Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Tyrant's Helm]]
 
| I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Stainless Pot.png|100px|frameless|link=Stainless Pot]]
 
| Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel.  Also heats soup.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Killer's Kabuto.png|100px|frameless|link=Killer's Kabuto]]
 
| A haiku for war.
 
To defeat one's enemies.
 
Honor the crocket.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Sergeant's Drill Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Sergeant's Drill
 
 
 
Hat]]
 
| This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't
 
 
 
feel like shouting yourself hoarse.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Gentle Manne's Service Medal.png|100px|frameless|link=Gentle
 
 
 
Manne's Service Medal]]
 
| Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep,
 
 
 
nourishment, or a social life.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Pyro's Beanie.png|100px|frameless|link=Pyro's Beanie]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Brigade Helm.png|100px|frameless|link=Brigade Helm]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Respectless Rubber Glove.png|100px|frameless|link=Respectless
 
 
 
Rubber Glove]]
 
| It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Triboniophorus Tyrannus.png|100px|frameless|
 
 
 
link=Triboniophorus Tyrannus]]
 
| At least he's still telling you to burn things.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Vintage Merryweather.png|100px|frameless|link=Vintage
 
 
 
Merryweather]]
 
| Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to
 
 
 
quell his flames.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Whiskered Gentleman.png|100px|frameless|link=Whiskered
 
 
 
Gentleman]]
 
| The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the
 
 
 
discerning gentleman of conflagration.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Demoman's Fro.png|100px|frameless|link=Demoman's Fro]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Glengarry Bonnet.png|100px|frameless|link=Glengarry Bonnet]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Scotsman's Stove Pipe.png|100px|frameless|link=Scotsman's
 
 
 
Stove Pipe]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Hustler's Hallmark.png|100px|frameless|link=Hustler's
 
 
 
Hallmark]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Tippler's Tricorne.png|100px|frameless|link=Tippler's
 
 
 
Tricorne]]
 
| Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Football Helmet.png|100px|frameless|link=Football Helmet]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Officer's Ushanka.png|100px|frameless|link=Officer's Ushanka]]
 
| This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Tough Guy's Toque.png|100px|frameless|link=Tough Guy's Toque]]
 
| Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
 
 
 
criticizing your fashion sense.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Hound Dog.png|100px|frameless|link=Hound Dog]]
 
| Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif.
 
|-
 
| [Valve (?)
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Heavy Duty Rag.png|100px|frameless|link=Heavy Duty Rag]]
 
| It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Mining Light.png|100px|frameless|link=Mining Light]]
 
| For Engineers with bright ideas.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Engineer's Cap.png|100px|frameless|link=Engineer's Cap]]
 
| Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering
 
 
 
actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Texas Slim's Dome Shine.png|100px|frameless|link=Texas Slim's
 
 
 
Dome Shine]]
 
| Sometimes you just need a little less hat.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Hotrod.png|100px|frameless|link=Hotrod]]
 
| Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from
 
 
 
your eyeballs.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Safe'n'Sound.png|100px|frameless|link=Safe'n'Sound]]
 
| eballs."
 
Safe'n'Sound:  foxtrot261: "It gets difficult trying to calculate the total
 
 
 
external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of
 
 
 
momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around
 
 
 
you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound!
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Prussian Pickelhaube.png|100px|frameless|link=Prussian
 
 
 
Pickelhaube]]
 
| A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Vintage Tyrolean.png|100px|frameless|link=Vintage Tyrolean]]
 
| This item did not recieve a description in the contest.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Otolaryngologist's Mirror.png|100px|frameless|
 
 
 
link=Otolaryngologist's Mirror]]
 
| We can't pronounce it either.
 
|-
 
| [Valve (This description was given before the contest.)
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Ze Goggles.png|100px|frameless|link=Ze Goggles]]
 
| Nothing.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Gentleman's Gatsby.png|100px|frameless|link=Gentleman's
 
 
 
Gatsby]]
 
| While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its
 
 
 
own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone,
 
 
 
whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery
 
 
 
with a well-polished bonesaw.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Physician's Procedure Mask.png|100px|frameless|
 
 
 
link=Physician's Procedure Mask]]
 
| Scrub in... things are about to get messy.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Trophy Belt.png|100px|frameless|link=Trophy Belt]]
 
| Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
 
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Professional's Panama.png|100px|frameless|link=Professional's
 
 
 
Panama]]
 
| A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Master's Yellow Belt.png|100px|frameless|link=Master's Yellow
 
 
 
Belt]]
 
| Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna,
 
 
 
stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative.png|100px|frameless|link=Ritzy
 
 
 
Rick's Hair Fixative]]
 
| His bullet was close.
 
I lost my hat.
 
My bullet was closer.
 
He lost his head.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Shooter's Sola Topi.png|100px|frameless|link=Shooter's Sola
 
 
 
Topi]]
 
| Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Bloke's Bucket Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Bloke's Bucket
 
 
 
Hat]]
 
| Gone Snipin'.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Fancy Fedora.png|100px|frameless|link=Fancy Fedora]]
 
| This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a
 
 
 
handsome rogue.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Backbiter's Billycock.png|100px|frameless|link=Backbiter's
 
 
 
Billycock]]
 
| For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Magistrate's Mullet.png|100px|frameless|link=Magistrate's
 
 
 
Mullet]]
 
|  They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also
 
 
 
invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder.
 
|-
 
| [ ?
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Frenchman's Beret.png|100px|frameless|link=Frenchman's Beret]]
 
| Because real espionage is an artform.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Camera Beard.png|100px|frameless|link=Camera Beard]]
 
| You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Cheater's Lament.png|100px|frameless|link=Cheater's Lament]]
 
| Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and
 
 
 
incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been
 
 
 
rewarded.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Bill's Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Bill's Hat]]
 
| Left 4 You.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Alien Swarm Parasite.png|100px|frameless|link=Alien Swarm
 
 
 
Parasite]]
 
| This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and
 
 
 
place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Modest Pile of Hat.png|100px|frameless|link=Modest Pile of
 
 
 
Hat]]
 
| Because a Gentleman is not one without one.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Noble Amassment of Hats.png|100px|frameless|link=Noble
 
 
 
Amassment of Hats]]
 
| For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Towering Pillar of Hats.png|100px|frameless|link=Towering
 
 
 
Pillare of Hats]]
 
| A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the
 
 
 
majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Mercenary.png|100px|frameless|link=Mercenary]]
 
| Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Soldier of Fortune.png|100px|frameless|link=Soldier of
 
 
 
Fortune]]
 
| Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it
 
 
 
better.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Grizzled Veteran.png|100px|frameless|link=Grizzled Veteran]]
 
| Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone,
 
 
 
they'll know they weren't the first.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Primeval Warrior.png|100px|frameless|link=Primeval Warrior]]
 
| A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even
 
 
 
started.
 
|-
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Ghastly Gibus.png|100px|frameless|link=Ghastly Gibus]]
 
|
 
|-Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould
 
 
 
and grave dust.
 
| [
 
| [[Image:Backpack_Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png|100px|frameless|
 
 
 
link=Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask]]
 
| Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.
 
|}
 

Revision as of 22:06, 11 November 2010

Me

Steam name : LingoSalad

TF2 Backpack: http://www.tf2items.com/id/LingoSalad

My Contributions: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/LingoSalad


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