Angel's Armoury

Welcome to my Top Secret Armoury!....Oh wait, you found it. Well, looks like it's not so secret anymore.

My Wiki Page: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/User:Angelostsakiris

Types

Joke Weapons

Skins

Coming soon....

Tiers

Xmas (Limited)

Common (Common Quality)

Uncommon (Unique Quality)

Coming soon..

Joke Weapons

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Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Wrench Part 1
Level 9999 Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep Earrape Maker
Alt-fire: Spawn a level 3 Sentry Gun at your crosshair for the cost of 0 metal.
This weapon has a slight increased melee range, can hit your enemy across the universe.
+99999808% damage bonus
+75% faster attack speed
On Hit: Gain up to +10000 health
On Kill: 9999 seconds of 100% critical chance
+900% faster move speed on wearer
Wearer never takes falling damage

( Note: it's a great alarm clock )

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Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Wrench Part 2
Level 9999 Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep Earrape Maker
+99% fire damage resistance on wearer
+99% critical hit damage resistance on wearer
+99% explosive damage resistance on wearer
+99% bullet damage resistance on wearer
+100 capture rate on wearer
+9999800% health from packs on wearer
+9999900% max health on wearer
9990% speed boost while active weapon

( this is also a good alarm )

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Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Wrench Part 3
Level 9999 Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep Earrape Maker
+9900% damage vs buildings
+200% greater jump height when active

( this is also a good alarm... )