Lord Angel

“

When will Valve make a sequel to Portal 2? — Myself, when Valve ignores Portal 3.

”

Lord Angel
Basic information
Icon:
Type:	User, Translator and the Scout's Private Healer.
Gender:	Male
Health:	2056
Speed:	1337
Birth place:	A Hospital
Native language:
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Medic, Spy, Soldier, Scout, Engineer
Contact information
Steam page:

Credits

Fahgetti for the My Body part.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Faghetti_V.2

Tark, for helping me by correcting some of my mistakes.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Tark

xKito Music, for giving me the Le Dank music while I'm editing.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMOgdURr7d8pOVlc-alkfRg

About Me

Listen to this while you look at my page m8.

Hey look buddy, I'm an editor, that means I solve problems. Not problems like, what is the perfect edit, because that would fall within the purview of your knowledge of editing. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Do some editing. And if that won't work... do more editing. Like this heavy-edited wiki page with a little number designed by me, scripted by me... And you worse hope... it's not your page.

My Body

style=vertical Angel's Own Brain Limited Level 2056 Brain ★ Unusual Effect: Circling 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's Aperture Logo 420% FPS Quickscoping..............lol 69% Random thoughts of Mountain Dew And Doritos 1337% Thoughts of Dank Memes 60% Understanding of editing 99999.....999% Of thinking with Portals 50% Stupidity, you Dumbass! Embarrased of Valve not counting to 3 +20% Of wanting a Wiki Cap. Element No. 2056: Angeltonium. ( Not tradable, Craftable or Marketable ) My Golden Heart Limited Level 14 Heart ★ Unusual Effect: Circling Mtn Dew 32% Beating speed 10% Rhythm Chance of heart attack -43% Of finding the perfect girl.. :( Wake me up inside... ( You are not the one I wanna give my heart to, you know m8? )

Angel's Products

Welcome to my shop! One of TF Industries's best shops for purchasing leisure, manufacturing or weapons items!

style=vertical-align:top Angel's Own Jarate Strange Piss - Sodden Victims: 0 90% Piss Recharge Rate I think- WAIT IS THAT PISS!??!?! ( I'm not giving it ) style=vertical-align:top Wheatley the Moron Level 24 Core 90% Slower Hacking 30% More Talking Aperture Science Dampening Sphere. ( Tradable at ANY cost. ) style=vertical-align:top World War 2 Rocket Launcher Elite Grade Rocket Launcher (Factory New) My trusty weapon that I used at my battles. Good times. ( Not tradable or craftable ) style=vertical-align:top Angel's Saxxy Level 25 Weapon Symbol Winner: Best Overall 2056 Imbued with an ancient power Thank you so much! ( Not tradable or craftable ) style=vertical-align:top Philips GoGear Vibe Earbuds Limited Level 2009 EarBuds ★ Unusual Effect: Music Notes 100% Music Sound You will not hear anyone with these Earbuds! ( Not used in Crafting ) style=vertical-align:top Motherboard Limited Level 1-100 Circuit Board 100% Usefulness at making robots With a whole lot more of these babies, we will easily defeat Gray Mann! ( Not Tradable ) style=vertical-align:top Bonk Disguised Mountain Dew Level 1-100 Drink 100% MLG N0scoping 420% Recharge Rate This soda is a spy. ( Not Tradable ) style=vertical-align:top Golden Wrench Limited Level 25 Wrench Imbued with an ancient power Wrench no. 2056 ( Not Tradable ) style=vertical-align:top HTC Vive Limited Level 100 VR Headset 100% Pure Beautifulness 100% Chance if you play a beautiful game you will cry from the amazing scenery Introducing the HTC Vive to TF2! ( Not Tradable ) style=vertical-align:top Angel's Dapper Topper Limited Level 100 Top Hat 100% Dapperness HAHAHA! MY HAT MAY BE LIKE YOUR'S BUT IT HAS A 1st RIBBON! ( Not Tradable ) style=vertical-align:top FaZe Clan Pride Limited Level 1-100 FaZe Clan Medal 100% MLG N0scoping 420% Dankness GET NOSCOPED! GET NOOOOO00000OOOOOOSCO0PED!!!1!!!!1!!!!111111!!!!eleven ( Not Tradable ) style=vertical-align:top Long Fall Boots Level 99999....999 Boots +100000% Fall resistance They're expensive as hell ( Tradable ) Unused Content This user was going to be a playable second Pyro class but he remained unused. Luckily the Voice Actor of Scout hired him as his Private Healer This user was going to have fire particle effects coming out of his hair but this idea was scrapped. This User was going to create the plot of Half-Life 3, but Gabe Newell said to him that he will give it to someone else. Medals Some Medals like Golden Wrench, Polycount Pin, Cheater's Lament, Golden Frying Pan and Saxxy are not real. It's just for fun! Is this user credit to team? This user found two of every kind of typo…herded them on to an editor…then they typed the crap out of every single one. This user thinks Sun Tzu knows a little more about grammar than you do, pal, because he invented it. This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!” This user is a Mercenary. This user owns a Strange Red-Tape Recorder. Rank: Mildly Menacing Kills: 45 This user does the Dew This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench. This user owns the Lumbricus Lid. This user's computer has Intel inside. This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update. This user is Greek, and happy! Γειά σας! This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction. This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!” This user enjoys Portal. This user is an active Portal 2 test subject. Logitech is this user's gaming companion. This user is Saxton Hale! “There, there. Have an eagle!” This user has a Steam profile, which they won't tell you about. This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!” This user owns 19 hats! (Probably 18 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.) This user uses Microsoft Windows 7. This user has earned 337 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 65%! This user is a Gentleman! en-2056 This user has a native understanding of English. This user participates in the Perpetual Testing Initiative. This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen! This user HATES Spies. This user is a fan of Gabe. This user feels like Gabe Newell's watching them. This user can't think of fun things to do with their userpage, so they steal them from others! This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid! This user watches the Recent Changes log. This user owns a Golden Wrench, and shall be enshrined forever. This user earned the Polycount Pin. This user owns the Cheater's Lament. This user is all set for a lovely holiday in Ullapool. Wrench smashin' mah Spy! This user is credit to team?... “Nope” User:Twolfe/Template:Knock on the Door This user is a Backstabber! EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION! This user collects Australium. This good samaritan loves to play in Medieval mode, they say. This user enjoys playing Mannpower. This user owns a pet Bread. This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan. This user witnessed the Meet Your Match Update! This user witnessed the Scream Fortress 2016 Update! This user is one of the 11,112 owners of the Gentle Manne's Service Medal. This user crafted their RIFT set. This user owns a Genuine Companion Cube Pin. This user owns a Genuine Aperture Labs Hard Hat. This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask. This user owns the Haunted Metal Scrap. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head. This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies! This user thinks bow ties are cool. This user tore their hat off a Dalek! This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry. If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead. This user is NOT A MORON! User:Twolfe/Template:GB Cosmetics This user eats far too many fishcakes. This user drinks far too much Bonk! This user didn't obtain any potatoes on their Steam Community profile. Oh well, no starch-based reward for them... pwn. This user owns you. This user just wants their damn Hoverboard already. This user enjoys watching Doctor Who. This user uses Google Chrome as their web browser. This user uses Firefox as their web browser. This user uses Chromium as their web browser. There's a Mac at this user's home. This user plays TF2 with a mouse. This user loves the Paint Mann Co. Orange and paints everything that color. This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation. This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya." This user is a Mentlegen! This user is often given the cold shoulder. This user is Redmond Mann! "What the gravel am I paying you for?!" This user is Merasmus! “Magic!” This user has spent way too many hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2! This user is a Clinical Trial Medic. This user cannot count to three. This user is an employee of RED. This user owns a Strange cosmetic item.