User:Triscuitable

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I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) Livin' the American dream. At least I put some effort in it to get there.

No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".

Things To Boast About

User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
DaniVoiceMenu.png This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
Flag of Scotland.png This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates!
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Scout Soldier of Fortune.png This user is a Soldier of Fortune.


Custom Items, Because VALVe Won't Listen To Reccomendations

Self-Made Template:Dictionary/items/gingerly tousle sweep
Level 14 Hairstyle
+45% female attraction.
+30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
"Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous."