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== Hero of Thyme ==
 
  
 
Hello, I'm Hero of Thyme. I like play-- WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOOVE, YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO IIIII~
 
 
My name ('Hero of Thyme', you slow witted fucker)is in actuality a very clever joke. It relies on the homonymic relation between 'Thyme', the herb, and time, the period of duration. It's also a witty reference to the Legend of Zelda. Finally, it's hilarious how many fucking retards cannot pronounce 'Thyme' on voice-chat.
 
 
I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT WHEN SMALL CHILDREN SPEAK ON VOICE CHAT. SERIOUSLY, IF YOUR VOICE IS TOO HIGH YOU SHOULD NOT OWN A MICROPHONE.
 
 
You can probably catch me on TF2, or L4D. (Please don't add me if I don't know you because then I will rape you.)
 
 
I play as Ellis, Louis and Zoey. Coach and Rochelle are fucking annoying, Nick is a rapist, Francis is juts fucking ugly and Bill is old.
 
 
I play Spy, Pyro and Scout the most.
 
 
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'''Scout:''' Scattergun, Pistol, The Holy Mackerel. ''(Holy Mackerel is fun. FISH KILL. Although the sound effect sounds like an abortion being thrown at a wall :/)''
 
 
'''Soldier:''' Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, Equalizer, Killer's Kabuto. ''(MAGGOTS!)''
 
 
'''Pyro:''' Flamethrower, Shotgun, Axtinguisher, Brigade Helm. ''(I love the Axe taunt. Playing the guitar/axe is so fun. MMPPHHMMPPHHH!!!)''
 
 
'''Demoman:''' Grenade Launcher, Sticky-bomb Launcher, Eyelander. ''(I admire the Demoman's drunkeness.)''
 
 
'''Heavy:''' Minigun, Shotgun, Fists. ''(Heavy is my least used class because he is fat and stupid.)''
 
 
'''Engineer:''' Shotgun, Wrangler, Southern Hospitality, Texas Ten-Gallon. ''(Engineer is a really fun class.)''
 
 
'''Medic:''' Medigun, Syringe Gun, Bonesaw. Prussian Pickelhaube. ''(No-one plays Medic properly.)''
 
 
'''Sniper:''' Sniper Rifle, SMG, Tribalman's Shiv. ''(Such a fake accent lmfao.)''
 
 
'''Spy:''' L'Étranger, Dead Ringer, Knife, Frenchman's Beret. ''(The Spy is a real classy bastard.)''
 
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kbye i can't be fucked writing this anymore.
 

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