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==Useless boxes==
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Unorganized bunch of userboxes? Haters gonna hate.
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{{User Finnish}}
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{{User Wiki translator}}
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{{User Wiki editor}}
| 1 = You are so small! Is funny to me!
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{{User STS}}
| 3 = '''This article is a [[:Category:Stubs|stub]]'''. As such, it is not complete. You can't help Team Fortress Wiki by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it].
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{{User Steam|keisari89}}
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{{User Wiki Cap}}
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{{User TF2 total achievements|458}}
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{{User Grammarhippie}}
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{{User Edits|1000}}
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{{User F5}}
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{{User Scrumpy addict}}
  
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<br><br>{{Quotation|'''The Heavy'''|I am Heavy Editor Guy...and this is my account. She has one thousand fifty+ edits and fires about two hundred byte, custom-tooled edits at ten rounds per minute. It costs four max heads to use this account...for twelve seconds.}}
  
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{{Quotation|'''Soldier's''' tip for getting the cap|"If editing is sure to result in a cap, then you must edit!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about Wiki Cap than you do, pal, because he obtained it, and then he painted it so that no living player could best him in the ring of hats.}}
|image=Engineer.png
 
|class=[[Image:Leaderboard class engineer.png|40px]]
 
|type=[[Offensive]]
 
|health='''80''' <br> 40 <small> with the [[scrumpy|Scumpy]] equipped</small>
 
|speed='''100%''' <br> 10% <small>while using odd wiki commands</small>
 
}}
 
{{Quotation|'''Sniper''' saw Keisari.|
 
[[Media:Sniper_domination12.wav|"Bloody hell, you're awful."]]'''}}
 
{{Quotation|'''Pyro''' commenting the value of Keisari's new edit.|
 
[[Media:Pyro_specialcompleted01.wav|"Tmsmhummg thmmemude mhhetude."]]'''}}
 
'''Keisari''' is a feared, trollish Finn with an interest in all things containing women or [[bottle|Scrumpy]], and chooses to [[Help:Language_translation|translate]] and maintain articles that dont benefit the team rather than make articles that someone would actually use. Keisari's various gadgets include the [[PDA|computer]], an automated machine that obeys his master, the [[PDA|keyboard]], a device that makes stupid ideas come to text, and [[dispenser|monitor]] that shows the stupid ideas and not-so-much clothed human beings on screen.
 
 
 
However, the Keisari's ungenious articles are under constant threat from fixing edits and devious enemy [[admins]]; a bad translator must keep his articles under a watchful eye and in horrible shape with his keyboard at all times. When the translator needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable [[weapons]], combined with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight.
 
  
Keisari is also capable of editing articles which he has already constructed and redeploying them in new locations at the cost of inability to copypaste anything else in the meantime. Articles are vulnerable during the editing process, as they will be destroyed if the translator is banned; they also need some time to redeploy after being edited.
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{{Quotation|'''Soldier''' explaining what to do after getting the cap|Then, he used his edit count to copy every article in the wiki, and then he moved them into a sandbox, and then he undid the crap out of every single one.}}
  
=== Bio ===
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==Trivia==
<div style="background: #eeeeee;color:#333333;padding:8px;font-size:12px;width:30%;">
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*I translate the finnish version of the wiki.
{| style="background: none; border-top: 1px solid #AAAAAA; border-bottom: 1px solid #AAAAAA; width:100%;"
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*I was the moderator of finnish language, before [[User:Asplode|Asplode]] took over!
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*I have participated in competitive [http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561197975731504 UGC Highlander] and [http://etf2l.org/forum/user/47772/ ETF2L Highlander] in wiki-teams.
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*I do some contribution to finnish [http://translation.steampowered.com/ STS]
|'''Name:'''
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*If I make mistake to some page or talk nonsense, I suggest you to listen to [[Media:Demoman_jeers03.wav|this]]
| width=125px | Keisari
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*I love RL scrumpy more than [[Demoman]] does.
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==See also==
|'''Birthplace:'''
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* [[User:Keisari/Keisarievements|Keisarievements]]
| width=125px | {{w|Helsinki|Helsinki, '''Finland'''}}
 
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|'''Job:'''
 
| width=125px |  Article translating
 
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|'''Motto:'''
 
| width=125px |  "Nope"
 
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|'''Description:'''
 
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| width=399px | This trollish, feared bad guy from {{w|Tampere|Tampere, '''Finland'''}} loves meat, scrumpy and women. Fourteen years as a student in various schools this guy is still trying to get his Master of Science degree. Editing the wiki does not help him achieve his goal.
 
|}
 
|}</div>
 
  
== Basic strategy ==
 
  
* Use the [[hands]] to use Computer and Keyboard.
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{{Award Wikichievement
* You need [[scrumpy|Scrumpy]] to build, repair, and upgrade your articles. Collect money to get more scrumpy.
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| wikichievement = parlez-vous francais
* Kick your [[dispenser|Computer]] with your foot to upgrade its power. Each kick adds more health and power.
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| from          = [[User:Stevoisiak|Stevoisiak]]
* Troll [[Team_Fortress_Wiki:IRC|IRC]] to provide your teammates with sadness and headache. They also generate  rage for you to use.
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| reason        = You are a translator. This wikichievement is for translating stuff. What other reason is needed?}}
* Link [[videos]] to help your team reach the rage faster.
 
* Keep an eye out for [[admins]] attaching [[Sappers]] to your articles. Use your Keyboard to remove Sappers.
 
  
 
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{| style="width: 100%;" class="wikitable"
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! style="background-color: #FFD580;" {{!}} Wikichievement !! style="background-color: #FFD580;" {{!}} Awarded by !! style="background-color: #FFD580;" {{!}} Reason
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{{!}}-
 
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{{!}} style="width: 250px;" {{!}} {{Achievement notification
==Weapons==
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| img  = User_Ravecrib9t4_drinkingachievement.jpg
{{main|Weapons}}
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| title = Sauna and Koskenkorva in Tampere, anyone?
Note: Weapon damage is approximate and listed at base value. See individual weapon pages for additional figures.
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| text  = Leading people straight to Finland for party!
 
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}}
===Primary===
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{{!}} style="width: 20%; text-align: center;" {{!}} [[User:Ravecrib9t4|The Noble Scout]]
{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"  
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{{!!}} '''Wikichievement unlocked!'''<br/>
! class="header" width="25%" | Weapon
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{{!}}-
! class="header" width="5%" | Kill Icon
 
! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
 
! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
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! {{icon item|PDA Build|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[PDA|Computer]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=skull}}
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | '''Base''': wiki
 
'''[[Crit]]''': internet
 
|{{Info}}Allows player to build articles.
 
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! {{icon item|Flamethrower|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Flamethrower|Flamer]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=flamethrower}}
 
| align="center" | 200
 
| align="center" | 200
 
| align="center" | '''Base''': All places where you can communicate.
 
'''[[Crit]]''': Places where you cant communicate too.
 
|{{Info}}Allows player to flame in IRC, forums, etc.
 
 
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|}
 
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{{Award Wikichievement
===Secondary===
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| wikichievement = Taskmonkey
{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
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| from          = [[User:Ravecrib9t4|The Noble Scout]]
! class="header" width="10%" | Weapon
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| reason        = Due to the high level of redirections, editing, grammar corrections etc.
! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
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! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
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<br>
! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
 
! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
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! {{icon item|Crit-a-Cola|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[Crit-a-Cola|Cola]]
 
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| align="center" | 1
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
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{{Pro}}Tastes really good.
 
 
 
{{Con}}Makes your teeth go bad.
 
 
 
{{Info}}When used, all damage dealt and damage taken are the same as before.
 
 
 
{{Info}}Reduces the effects of sleep.
 
 
 
{{Info}}The effect lasts 15 minutes then has to recharge while opening new bottle.
 
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! {{icon item|Buffalo Steak Sandvich|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Buffalo Steak Sandvich|Beef Steak]]
 
| align="center" |
 
| align="center" | 1
 
| align="center" | 300g
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
|{{Pro}}Restores health by 40 points.
 
 
 
{{Pro}}Makes your protein level go up.
 
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! {{icon item|Bottle|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Bottle|Bottle of Scrumpy]]
 
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| align="center" | 1
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
|{{Pro}}Everything seems funny.
 
 
 
{{Con}}Makes you more stupid, slow and unbalanced.
 
 
 
{{Con}}-40 Health
 
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===Melee===
 
{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Weapon
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
 
! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
 
! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
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! {{icon item|Fists|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[Fists|Fists]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=fists}}
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" |  '''Base''': Low
 
'''[[Crit]]''' : Pretty low too
 
|{{Con}}Its always a bad idea to use this weapon.
 
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! {{icon item|Fire Axe|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Fire Axe|Axe]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=fire axe}}
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" | '''Base''' 65
 
'''[[Crit]]''' : 195
 
|{{Pro}}Good for chopping wood in your summerhome.
 
|}
 
 
 
== Bugs ==
 
*Keisari can't spell english right.
 
*Keisari can't spell anything right after consuming scrumpy or wine.
 
 
 
== Trivia ==
 
*He is 22 years old.
 
*He lives with his girlfriend.
 
 
 
<br><gallery widths=150px heights=150px>
 
File:Build_Tool_1st_person.png|Keisari making bad edit 1st person.
 
File:Nope.png|Keisari saying "Nope".
 
File:Bird.png|Image that does not relate to the article in any way.
 
</gallery>
 
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== Videos ==
 
 
 
{{youtube|Ah3D8LCRIig}}
 
↑ <small>TF2 video made by keisari with tf2 video editor. Watch and make his achivements go up.</small>
 
 
 
== See also ==
 
 
 
*[[Help:Language_translation|Translating]]
 
*[[User_talk:Keisari|Keisari's talkpage]]
 
*[[Glossary_of_player_terms#N|Noob]]
 
 
 
==External links==
 
*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/keisari89/ Keisari's steam profile]
 
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire/ Satire]
 
 
 
{{User:WindBOT/Item checklists/Keisari}}
 

Latest revision as of 04:45, 13 July 2015

Useless boxes

Unorganized bunch of userboxes? Haters gonna hate.

Flag Finland.png This user is Finnish and knows a little more about sauna than you do, pal, BECAUSE THEY INVENTED IT.
TF2 crosshair.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki translator!
Edit icon.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
Userbox STS.gif This user contributed to the translations of Steam and Valve games.


Steam tray.png This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user owns a Wiki Cap.
Achieved.png This user has earned 458 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 88%!
Peace sign.png This user is a Grammar Hippie
Tf medic heal under fire.png This user has made over 1,000 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!
User Soldier F5.gif This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
BottleScreen.png This user drinks far too much Scrumpy.




I am Heavy Editor Guy...and this is my account. She has one thousand fifty+ edits and fires about two hundred byte, custom-tooled edits at ten rounds per minute. It costs four max heads to use this account...for twelve seconds.
The Heavy
"If editing is sure to result in a cap, then you must edit!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about Wiki Cap than you do, pal, because he obtained it, and then he painted it so that no living player could best him in the ring of hats.
Soldier's tip for getting the cap
Then, he used his edit count to copy every article in the wiki, and then he moved them into a sandbox, and then he undid the crap out of every single one.
Soldier explaining what to do after getting the cap

Trivia

  • I translate the finnish version of the wiki.
  • I was the moderator of finnish language, before Asplode took over!
  • I have participated in competitive UGC Highlander and ETF2L Highlander in wiki-teams.
  • I do some contribution to finnish STS
  • If I make mistake to some page or talk nonsense, I suggest you to listen to this
  • I love RL scrumpy more than Demoman does.

See also


Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
Tf play game everymap.png

Parlez-Vous Français?
Provide help translating the Team Fortress Wiki to your language.

Stevoisiak Wikichievement unlocked!
You are a translator. This wikichievement is for translating stuff. What other reason is needed?
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
User Ravecrib9t4 drinkingachievement.jpg

Sauna and Koskenkorva in Tampere, anyone?
Leading people straight to Finland for party!

The Noble Scout Wikichievement unlocked!
Wikichievement Awarded by Reason
Tf scout kill from behind.png

Taskmonkey
Contribute to the Wiki by doing a lot of "manual edits" (such as migration of data to templates).

The Noble Scout Wikichievement unlocked!
Due to the high level of redirections, editing, grammar corrections etc.