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about me
My name's dendodge. (Well, not really... It's George, but I'm dendodge everywhere on the Internet.) I'm a student from the United Kingdom, and I play Team Fortress 2 whenever I have nothing better to do—which is most of the time. I was born on 23 June 1994, which makes me 25 now, and has the added bonus that the Über Update occurred on my 17th birthday, which makes me feel kinda special.

In real life, I've studied biology, maths, and physics to A level, and I'm resitting maths and physics because I didn't work hard enough last year so I have to do it all again. I'd like to study theoretical physics at university.

But theoretical physics isn't much use on a wiki about a game. My more relevant skills include fluency in HTML, CSS, and Wikicode, and skills in creating relatively complex templates—I set up most of the infrastructure and much of the design of OpenGlobe, a relatively successful wiki-based news website (which ended up closing down). I was an administrator on Wikinews for quite a long time, and a project manager (bureaucrat) on OpenGlobe until it died. I can also write half-decently, and have had news articles published on both websites.[1]

However, I suck at TF2.

team fortress 2

Pyro Director1.png
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"My Little Burner"
Face Melting Flame Thrower
(Critical Kills)
(Soldiers Killed)
100% critical hits from behind
+150% airblast cost
"I used to wonder what arson could be, until you all shared its magic with me..."
Backpack Flare Gun.png
Unremarkable Flare Gun 
Backpack Axtinguisher.png
Vintage Axtinguisher 
Level 10 Fire Axe
100% critical hit vs burning players
-50% damage vs non-burning players
No critical hits vs non-burning players

( Achievement Item: Not Tradable )
Backpack Triboniophorus Tyrannus.png
Level 95 Hat
"I have a little brain slug, He is my very pal."
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The HazMat Headcase 
Level 79 Hat
Style: Safety First
This impermeable, gas-tight hood keeps your head at a comfortable 350-degree temperature throughout the day. The tinted visor lets you sweat off that unsightly face fat in the privacy of your own sweltering hell.
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Genuine Russian Rocketeer 
Level 1 Backpack
The latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has ben tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product!

tf2 wiki
I've had an account here since May 2012, and used the wiki as a reference guide for quite some time before that. I made my first edit on 31 May, and created my first article, "Community Doomsday strategy", on 10 July. I'm not particularly active here yet, because I'm not really sure what there is for me to do yet—I like to find a nice little niche to settle into on wikis—but I hope to become more active relatively soon. And no, I'm not here just for the Wiki Cap, but it would be nice to have. ^_^

Edit milestones: 1 | 10 | 25 | 50 | 100 | 200 | 500

Pages I created and/or significantly contributed to
Other stuff I've done
Wikichievement Awarded by Date Reason Link
Tf spy fyi i am a spy.png

Show Me Your War Face!
Create a damn fine user page.

WindPower August 2, 2012 Sweet colorful userpage~ Here

A userpage without userboxes is like a game without hats...

en This user has a native understanding of English.
fr-3 Cet utilisateur dispose de connaissances avancées en français.
# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
Dead Heat Icon.png As of October 21, 2019,
I have been a TF2 Wiki member for 7 years, 5 months, 1 day.

{{ }} This user knows how to edit templates and can create them too.
Tf2 100.png This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
Pyro Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: Nov 21, 2011 (22:10:34)

Achieved.png This user has earned 105 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 20%!
Thats a wrap.png This user has earned 4 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 50%!
Tf win multiplegames.png This user has earned 15 of the 47 general achievements. That's 32%!
Valve Gift Grab 2011 - Tf2.png This user has not earned the Christmas Event achievement.
Tf scout achieve progress1.png This user has earned 3 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 7%!
Tf soldier achieve progress1.png This user has earned 16 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 37%!
Pyro achieve progress1.png This user has earned 28 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 70%!
Tf demo achieve progress1.png This user has earned 1 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 2%!
HeavyMilestone1.png This user has earned 3 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 8%!
Engineer progress1.jpg This user has earned 8 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 21%!
Tf medic achieve progress1.png This user has earned 3 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 8%!
Tf sniper achieve progress1.png This user has earned 2 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 5%!
Tf spy achieve progress1.png This user has earned 1 of the 38 Spy achievements. That's 3%!
Frags to Riches Achievement Icon.jpg This user has earned 10 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 20%!
Tf pass time hat.png This user has earned 0 of the 2 PASS Time achievements. That's 0%!
The Crucible.png This user has earned 2 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 17%!
The Fight Stuff.png This user has earned 8 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 67%!
Tf stand and deliver.png This user has not earned the Standin achievement.
Tf process of elimination.png This user has not earned the Process achievement.
Tf snakewater salesman.png This user has earned 0 of the 5 Snakewater achievements. That's 0%!
The Power and the Glory.png This user has earned 0 of the 5 Powerhouse achievements. That's 0%!
Tf scared stiff.png This user has earned 1 of the 5 Scarechievements. That's 20%!
Tf masked mann.jpg This user has earned 0 of the 4 Ghostchievements. That's 0%!
Tf optical defusion.jpg This user has earned 0 of the 2 Eye-chievements.
Tf wizards never prosper.jpg This user has earned 0 of the 2 Necromannchievements.
Helltower hell's spells-icon.png This user has earned 0 of the 8 Bereavements. That's 0%!
Carnival of carnage bumper crop.jpg This user has earned 0 of the 7 Merasmachievements. That's 0%!
Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
Backpack Mann Co. Cap.png This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.
Poker Night Icon.png This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
Item icon Spiral Sallet.png This user owns the Spiral Sallet.
Backpack Black Rose.png This user owns the Black Rose.
Backpack Ghastlierest Gibus.png This user owns the Ghastlierest Gibus.
Traveller Bronze.png This user has attained the level of Bronze on his World Traveler's Hat!
Backpack Spirit Of Giving.png This user owns The Spirit of Giving.

Painted Tyrant's Helm 729E42.png This user has a Tyrant's Helm painted Indubitably Green

Backpack Robot Chicken Hat.png This user owns a Genuine Robot Chicken Hat.

Backpack Diamondback.png This user owns a Strange Diamondback.

Backpack Pyrovision Goggles.png This user owns a pair of Vintage Pyrovision Goggles.

Backpack Rainblower.png This user owns a Strange Rainblower.

Backpack Lollichop.png This user owns a Strange Lollichop.

Backpack Rocket Launcher.png This user owns a Strange Rocket Launcher.

Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
Portal.png This user enjoys Portal.
Portal2.png This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
Intel Logo.png This user's computer has Intel inside.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Microsoft Windows 7.
Acer Logo.png This user's computer is an Acer.
Userbox Brony Rainbow Dash.png This user is a brony, and likes to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Their favorite character is Rainbow Dash.

Firefox Quantum Logo.png This user uses Firefox as his web browser.
Flag UK.png This user is British, and damn proud of it.

...This userpage, however, is more like a game where everyone wears a Towering Pillar of Hats.


  1. List of articles published on Wikinews