User:Friendgineer

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"Hey look buddy, I'm a Friendgineer. That means I solve conflicts."

"Not conflicts like 'what is love?' Because that's a bad song ."
"I solve practical problems."
"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from racially or sexually discriminating another player?
"The answer?"  "Use a properly formatted argument explaining their flaws and suggest a more politically correct method of expressing their opinion."
"And if that don' work,"
"Use VOTEKICK option"
"Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' key binded to VOTEKICK..."
"...Built by computer manufacturers in china ..."
"And you best hope...not pressed with your name being the follow through key combination ."

Howdy Partner!