User:Friendgineer
"Hey look buddy, I'm a Friendgineer. That means I solve conflicts."
"Not conflicts like 'what is love?' Because that's a bad song ." "I solve practical problems." "For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from racially or sexually discriminating another player? "The answer?" "Use a properly formatted argument explaining their flaws and suggest a more politically correct method of expressing their opinion." "And if that don' work," "Use VOTEKICK option" "Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' key binded to VOTEKICK..." "...Built by computer manufacturers in china ..." "And you best hope...not pressed with your name being the follow through key combination ."