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Pan Puns

14:32 PM - <+Lagg> "I am demopan. I feel through the pan, because of the pan."
14:33 PM - <Esky> "Oh the pan, the pan, the pan of it all!" 
14:33 PM - <MogDog66> Pan on, Pan off
14:34 PM - <Esky> "No pan is an island?"
14:34 PM - <GeminiViRiS> "You're no longer a Pan in the neck"
14:34 PM - <Esky> Ah, terrible puns! Great stuff.
14:34 PM - <GeminiViRiS> Hee hee
14:34 PM - <Esky> "A pan in the hand is worth two in the face"
14:35 PM - <Takamoto> Pan is weaknees leaving the vody
14:35 PM - <Takamoto> body*
14:35 PM - <MogDog66> Alright guys DON"T pan-ick
14:35 PM - <+Lagg> OH
14:35 PM - <+Lagg> "I wear my pan as others do their sword."
14:35 PM - <GeminiViRiS> "I splait your head open wider than the PANama Canal"
14:35 PM - <GeminiViRiS> *Split
14:35 PM - <+Lagg> Okay you guys are terrible at puns. :/
14:36 PM - <Takamoto> Professional PANama
14:36 PM - <Takamoto> O:
14:36 PM - <MogDog66> are they.... pan-fully bad?
14:36 PM - * MogDog66 snickers
14:36 PM - <nVis> (pan intended)
14:36 PM - <Focusknock> we're terrible at pans
14:36 PM - <GeminiViRiS> !hightfive MogDog66
14:36 PM - <Takamoto> im PANins cupcake
14:36 PM - <GeminiViRiS> Bah

Forcing MogDog66 to get Portal 2

17:36 <MogDog66> Ill more than likely cave and buy portal 2
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17:36 <MogDog66> Dont make me cave early
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17:37 <GenCoolio> MogDog66: cave
17:37 <GenCoolio> CAVE
17:37 <GenCoolio> JOHNSON
17:37 <MogDog66> D:
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17:37 <MogDog66> They're trying to make me spend mah money
17:38 <+Tturbo> MogDog66: POOOOOOOOORTAAAAAAAAAAL TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17:38 <GenCoolio> MogDog66: buy
17:38 <Nihilus0> Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it 
17:38 <MogDog66> D:
17:38 <Nihilus0> You know you can't resist
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17:39 <+Tturbo> MogDog66: PoooooooooooRTAAAAAAAAAAAAlllll twooooooooooooooooo
17:39 <MogDog66> plus it would have given me a max head 
17:39 <Nihilus0> Do it 
17:39 <Nihilus0> Do it 
17:39 <maggosh> Do it
17:39 <Nihilus0> Do it 
17:39 <MogDog66> XD
17:39 <+Tturbo> portal 2
17:39 <maggosh> Do it in the water, it's where you oughta...
17:39 <GenCoolio> buy
17:39 <MogDog66> 2 talrop
17:39 <GenCoolio> purchase
17:39 <GenCoolio> spend
17:39 <GenCoolio> comprar
17:39 <GenCoolio> COMP
17:39 <GenCoolio> FUCKING
17:39 <GenCoolio> RAR
17:40 <MogDog66> OKay ill buy it this weekend
17:40 <Nihilus0> :D
17:40 <GenCoolio> NOW
17:40 <MogDog66> D:
17:40 <GenCoolio> :3
17:40 <Nihilus0> He caved. and it only took *looks at watch* 3 minutes
17:40 <MogDog66> XD

When God joins the channel

20:04 == God_ [18be2e00@gateway/web/freenode/session] has joined #tfwiki
20:04 <WindPower> Moussegineer Moussegineer D:
20:04 <WindPower> rodpod is ded! D:
20:04 <MogDog66> Oh dear
20:05 <Moussekateer> qT
20:05 <MogDog66> Hide WindPower!
20:05 <Moussekateer> wat
20:05 <Moussekateer> I see him
20:05  * God_ takes his cookie back from Nihilus0
20:05 <MogDog66> God knows about your black magic!
20:05  * Moussekateer shakes rodpod
20:05 <MogDog66> Get in the Pootis Wagon!
20:05  * God_ eats his cookie
20:05 <God_> Yum
20:05 == God_ [18be2e00@gateway/web/freenode/session] has quit [Client Quit]
20:05  * Nihilus0 tells god about the hidden bomb in the cookie
20:05 <Nihilus0> Oops, too late <:)
20:06 == God_ [18be2e00@gateway/web/freenode/session] has joined #tfwiki
20:06  * God_ tells Nihilus0 I am god, and immune to bombs
20:06  * Nihilus0 weeps
20:06 <MogDog66> HE READS YOUR THOUGHTS
20:06  * MogDog66 puts on his tinfoil cap
20:06  * Esky sits in dark corner and watches
20:06 <God_> Mmm. Explosion flavor
20:06  * Nihilus0 takes cap from MogDog66
20:06 <Nihilus0> I need it moar
20:06 <MogDog66> Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
20:07 <MogDog66> I'm the only one who knows the antidote! 
20:07  * God_ reads MogDog's mind
20:07 <God_> Now I know the antidote too
20:07  * MogDog66 kills God
20:08 <MogDog66> THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOOOOONE
20:08 <God_> You cant kill me. Im already deaf
20:08 <God_> *Dead
20:08 <Nihilus0> Hes deaf>
20:08  * MogDog66 revives God
20:08 <God_> I am both
20:08  * MogDog66 kills God
20:08  * Nihilus0 whispers devious plan
20:08  * God_ checks book of people going to heaven
20:09 <Stevoisiak> Oshi
20:09  * God_ tells stevo to shut up
20:09  * Nihilus0 swaps book witht the book of people going to hell
20:09  * MogDog66 hastily scribbles his name on the page when God isn't looking
20:09 <MogDog66> NUUUUUU
20:09 <Nihilus0> HA
20:09 <MogDog66> I just signed myself up to go to hell
20:09 <God_> So, you put yourself in hell
20:09 <MogDog66> God dammit
20:09 <God_> >:-O
20:10 <God_> YOU DARE PUT MY NAME IN VAIN
20:10 <MogDog66> Oh I'm going to hell anyway
20:10 <MogDog66> What's the point
20:10  * Nihilus0 cloaks in fear
20:10  * God_ removes cloak
20:10 <Nihilus0> FAK
20:10  * Nihilus0 sneaks a dead ringer up his sleeve
20:10 <Nihilus0> Hit me
20:10 <Nihilus0> I dare you
20:10  * God_ gets flamethrower
20:11 <Nihilus0> Oh, merde
20:11 <Nihilus0> Please spare thee
20:11  * God_ activates noclip
20:12  * Stevoisiak noms on popcorn
20:12  * MogDog66 noms on Stevoisiak