User:Sparkpin2/Meet the Pyro (transcript)

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*The setting is a generic house, a table with a collection of soda containers is in the background* *Pyro walks on screen*

*Meet the Pyro title card*

Pyro:Thphm tphh wphtch TE PH!

* Pyro looks at the screen*

Pyro: Mpph? Imph tph cphmrph? RRRR!

*Pyro walks offscreen, retrieves camera and returns*

Pyro:IPH TZZ ON IPHH YER LPHLE PHHENDS?

* Pyro breaks the camera it is holding, followed by the camera recording currently. The footage cuts, and a projecter can be heard*

*Pyro is beating a spy. He sets fire to the spy, then airblasts him to the air. Pyro propells itself with the airblast. It fires a couple of flares at the spy, then cuts his head with an axe.*

Pyro: DPHHD RINGPH SPHHI!

Heavy: AHAHAHA-NO!

*Loud uncloack, the crit sound can be heard. A front view of Pyro is shown, it appears to have been backstabbed. A back view reveals the knife in Pyro's mask, cutting around, and prying the mask off, mask hitting camera as it flies off. The footage starts to fizzle. An Engineer places the camera on a sentry and upgrades it, giving a view of the maskless pyro. We see a person with... a gas mask. The footage cuts. Meet the Team ending burst. Back to the table.*

Pyro:RRRGH!

*Fixes a can in the soda container colection.*

Pyro:DPHD RPHNGPHR!

*PYro sets spy on fire*