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Revision as of 00:53, 20 June 2011


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About Me, The Ginger You Likely Don't Know

I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) I reside in a home in Lynwood, which is near Seattle, with my parents, as I am currently attending highschool. (Don't judge me!) I have a little sister, two cats, a dog, and I live within biking distance of Valve's main building. I plan on someday honing my skills to a point where I can bake an angel food cake for those guys, and possibly get it featured in one of their games. That's not exactly a great dream, but if I can't get a cake featured in one of their properties, then I'll somehow get hired by them.

No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".

Things For Me To Boast About

User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
DaniVoiceMenu.png This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.
Flag of Scotland.png This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates!
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Scout Soldier of Fortune.png This user is a Soldier of Fortune.


Chrome Logo.png This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast!
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user is manly enough to wear the Lo-Fi Longwave number 1829!

Custom Items, Because Valve Won't Listen To My Reccomendations

Template:Dictionary/items/gingerly tousle sweep
Level 14 Hairstyle
+45% female attraction.
+30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
"Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous."


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"Johnny's Gun"
Level 34
You can communicate in morse code, and slam your head against a beadpost.
You can't move. You're basically like that guy from that story where he has no mouth and wants to scream.
"It takes your sight, your speech, your hearing, your arms, your legs, and your soul."