Team Fortress Wiki talk:April Fools' Day/Cow

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Meet the cow vid

hey i think we should add this video to the page. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Awesomesauce
While that video would fit if this page were about the cow prop, this article is about the cow weapon. Therefore, a "Weapon Demonstration" would be a much better fit. --Stevoisiak 23:41, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
Pictogram nope.png Nope Yeah, just leave the page the way it man. I'm gone for 2 months and THIS is what becomes of the wiki. Leave the joke as it is, don't add any video. User M-NINJA Signature.png 03:51, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Meet The Cow

Made By Machinima

April fools joke?

Or is it? --OddPyroLeaderboard class pyro.png 03:49, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Was it really necessary to bring this to the discussion page? Please keep comments like this to the steam powered user forums. User M-NINJA Signature.png 03:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

WTF???!?!?!?!?!=

[color=red] WHAT SHIT WUZ VALVES THINKIN THIS ITS SOOO FUKING OP IM GOO STIK IT UP GABE'S FAT BUTT

FUCK TEEM FORTRES TOO, ITS RUINED 4EVR NOW!!!!!!!!![/color] The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shine (talk) • (contribs)

Crafting

I swear, if that blueprint works then I'll go like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!?! Stunned.pngThe Noble Scout (T/C) 08:06, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

:O

Wiki is serious business for SPUF. Infi^ 07:24, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Oh, right. Of course...

And I was kinda hoping this thing would be real :/ JakeSanchard 07:47, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

It is real only the Blueprint is not correct, Steam is workin on it! I saw a guy on a server with it, the Heavy looks awesome with it. godlike11219 07:52, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Hahaha... :D--User Kost 2.jpg  ( T|C) 07:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
No, the Cow isn't real. I've had Valve establish this for me just in case you wanted proof. JakeSanchard 12:02, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Too bad people can't enjoy a joke. --Nihilus0Backpack Lugermorph.png(contribs) 14:21, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Vintage Cow?

I've been seeing people running around with Vintage Cows. How did these people managed to get this?Yet Another Shadow 11:08, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

I heard a rumor that a randomly-occurring in-game event involving the cow in 2fort will give you a secret achievement that gets you one. Supposedly, you have to stand near it for a certain amount of time as Heavy, then get Mad Milk'd by a Scout right as the cow moos, then punch the Scout to death within 20 seconds. Details are sketchy, this requires further research. Will-T 17:11, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Will this page remain here after april the 1st?

^Look there^ SlasHDriveR Talk Contribs 12:32, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Viewmodel/Worldmodel?

Do they exist, or is that viewmodel screenshot just a 'shop? Also I can't help but laugh at the guy raging over this "weapon", a few sections up. 404 User Not Found 12:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

Looks like Garry's Mod handposing Balladofwindfishes 13:44, 1 April 2011 (UTC)

All Out

View models, sounds, a strategy page, you put a lot of work into an April fool's joke. Lustacide 18:38, 1 April 2011 (UTC)