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You are an idiot and you hate America.
Awesomesauce on YOU
I'd rather get down there and tell them myself... With my bare hands!
Awesomesauce on Communication
No one can stop my bullets of justice, not even a Ghetto Blaster.
Awesomesauce on Death Wish
I'll beat them to death with my bare hands!
Awesomesauce on DUKE NUKEM
I'm Sorry I can't Hear you over how AWESOME I am
Awesomesauce on Captain James Kirk
Basic information
Icon: User Benjamuffin class demo.png
(Type ): BADASS
Speed: Like Saxton Hale
Team Fortress 2
Contact information

Hail To The King

You may call me "THE3STOOGES"

  • My Real Name is Alessio.Pretty hard to say right.
  • I'm Pretty Awesome
  • Regular on IRC Channel.
  • Hate little kids with Mics.
  • I Am the Original DISCO SANTA.

What I Do

  • Monitor Disambiguation pages
  • Make Helpful Redirects
  • Discuss Important matters on the Wiki
  • Make Helpful Edits
  • Fix Grammar
  • Update Pages
  • And Other Stuff
User Awesomesauce Laggme.png

I am Awesomesauce.

  • Entering the Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, enter) on your keyboard anywhere on the Wiki will trigger an Easter egg where a BLU Spy saps the wiki logo at the top of the sidebar to the left.
  • My steam account is [F|A] The3stooges
  • I edit trivia and create pages.
  • I'm also trying to get a Wiki Cap.
  • Heres my backpack here.
  • I'm waiting right now for Duke Nukem Forever to come out.
  • Played over 200 hours of TF2.
  • Owned game since 2007, computer didn't run it so had to wait 2 years to play so that's why i have a Mercenary badge.
  • I love contributing for the community.
  • Love Tf2 Wiki.
  • I've had the honor to play with someone who had a Golden Wrench.
  • Valve Fan Boy.
  • Play lfd2 , Tf2, Dod:s, and garrys mod.
  • Proud owner of a Rimmed Raincatcher and Defiant Spartan
  • Did you know that there are 11,998 registered users.
  • Also I Don't know how to make userboxes so generally I steal them from others, Especially from you Firestorm.
  • I have also Killed many people with the Golden Wrench.
  • Also I do have a Damn Fine User page.
Killicon golden wrench.png
Killicon train.png
 Your Mind


Sadly, None.

To Do

  • Create a DAMN Fine User Page. Pictogram tick.png Great Success
  • Aquire a Wiki Cap.Pictogram wait.png Work in Progress
  • Have the MOST EPIC collection of userboxes. Pictogram tick.png EPIC
  • Turn into Keith Stone, Keith Stone your so smooth.Pictogram tick.png Great Success
  • Convince Charlie Sheen That he really isn't a Playa.Pictogram wait.png Almost There
  • Eat your BRAIN and GAIN your Knowledge.Pictogram tick.png Accomplished
  • Completetly PWN you ALL.Pictogram tick.png PWNED
  • Make the Needle, Top hat, antler hat, nail bat, deer hat, Pirate hat, scrap and indian hat Disambiguation pages.Pictogram tick.png Done
  • Finish Disambiguation pages Pictogram wait.png Gettin' There
  • Update the Out-of-Date Demoman weapons (competitive) page.Pictogram tick.png Done
  • Make a shitload of Redirects that are useful.Pictogram tick.png Done
  • Update the Out-of-Date Anti-Soldier strategy page.Pictogram tick.png Done
  • Convince the Gaming Community that nOOBs are taking over gaming.Pictogram wait.png Work in Progress
  • Become a Team Fortress Wiki meme. Pictogram tick.png Done

To prove that nOOBs are taking over.


My AwesomeBot

Heres my AwesomeBot here.

My Motto

Can be seen here.


Here's my Sandbox here.

   ==@Spacenet attempts giving Awesomesauce_ a High-Five==
[17:13]  * Spacenet bitchslaps Awesomesauce_.
[17:13] <@Spacenet> Whoops, I missed... ^^;

How I got Esquilax Mad

On The Famous Double-Redirect Randigan Conagher Page, (That's the second time that Awesomesauce has created a double-redirect! I hate these things! If he does it a third time, I cannot be held responsible for my actions... :))

==Hat checklist==                                                             
Rimmed Raincatcher= yes 
Defiant Spartan=yes 
Demoman's fro=had
German Gonzilla=had
Horrific Headsplitter=yes
Noble Amassment of Hats=yes
Larrikkin Robin=yes
Pugilist's Protector=had
Hard Counter=had
Bombing Run=hadx2
Ze Goggles=had
Hustlers Hallmark=had
Frenchman's Beret=hadx2
Sober Stuntman=had
Handyman's Handle=had
Baseball Bill's Sport Shine=hadx2
Blokes Bucket Hat=had
Whoopee Cap=hadx2
Chieftain's Challenge=had
Camera Beard=had
Foster's Facade=had
Professional's Panama=hadx2
Stainless Pot=had
Trophy Belt=have
Ellis Cap=yesx4
Backbiter's Billycock=yes
Whiskered Gentleman=yes
Engineer's Cap=had
Soldier's Stash=yes
Respectless Rubber Glove=had
Football Helmet=yes
Industrial Festivizer=had
Sergeant's Drill Hat=had

How I get Rid of Problems

Colt Defender Mark 1 seen here

What Happens When you Piss Me Off!


Epic Collection of Userboxes

Flag Italy.png This user is Italian and knows more about pizza than you do, amico!
Trading parcel.png This user loves to trade items.
Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 253 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!
Backpack case.png This user owns a complete set of 'classic' Vintage weapons, the first 35 to be added to the game.

Intel Logo.png This user's computer has Intel inside.
Backpack Ghastlier Gibus.png This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap.png If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.
RiftCraft Userbox.png This user crafted his RIFT set.
Achieved.png This user has earned 240 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 46%!
Gentlemen.png This user is a Gentleman!
User LingoSalad Heavy underwater.png This user is an underwater-boxing Heavy.
Outsmart Bullet.png This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
Eyelandertransparent.png This user has cut off 68 heads in one life with the Eyelander!
Scout Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.

Backpack Name Tag.png This user loves to rename his items.
Community contributor.png This user doesn't have a community item.
But wants one!
REDicon.gif This user is an employee of RED.
Portal2.png This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
TF2 crosshair.png This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!
# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
TF2 crosshair.png This user plays TF2 with a brick. Seriously, a brick.
RED Ellis' Cap.png Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?
Item icon Cheater's Lament.png This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
g This user plays Garry's Mod.
Sam and Max The Devil's Playhouse.jpg This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.
Zombie Fortress Logo.png This user enjoys playing Zombie Fortress.
Approved.png This user watches the Recent Changes log.
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
Dell logo.jpg This user's computer is a Dell.
Template:User Slagwapen only
Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.
User Sniper.png This user is a Sniper.
“Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”
Backpack Bounty Hat.png This user owns the Bounty Hat.
Help center.png This user is considerate of fellow editors and does not quick-undo changes that had good intentions.
User Soldier.png This user is a Soldier.
Portal Cake.jpg This user is Still Alive.
Backpack Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.png This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.
L4D2.png This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
Edit icon.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
Backpack Horrific Headsplitter.png This user owns the Horrific Headsplitter.
Heavy Industry.png This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
Monkey typewriter.jpg This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing the Team Fortress Wiki right now.
Banhammer.png This user has been "permanently" banned from the Team Fortress Wiki 3 times!
Grammarnazi.png This user is a Grammar Nazi
Mandelbrot sequence small.gif This user enjoys making people go insane.
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.
SmallEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
Spy No smoking.png No smoking please!
pwn. This user owns you.
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Firefox Quantum Logo.png This user uses Firefox as his web browser.
Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
User Benjamuffin TF2Wiki Paddlin.png "Putting me in a userbox? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'..."
Userbox Nope.png This user is credit to team?...

Golden Wrench IMG.png This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!
HammerEditorIcon.png This user brings forth worlds out of the void with the mighty Hammer.
OnLiveLogo.png This user's head is in the clouds.
Backpack case.png This user owns a complete set of 'classic' Vintage weapons, the first 35 to be added to the game.
Saxton cropped.png This user is Saxton Hale!
“There, there. Have an eagle!”
Melee icon Shovel.png Aaaaaaahhhhh! *bang bang bang*
User Heavy.png This user is a Heavy.
“Which one of you is crying?!”
User Scout.png This user is a Scout.
“I'm battin' a thousand!”
User Sniper.png This user is a Sniper.
“Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”
Melee icon Kukri.png You got blood on my knife, mate!
Melee icon Bat.png This user oughta' be on a baseball card!
Melee icon Fists.png Pow!
Australium Bar Model.png This user collects Australium.

User Lhavelund Idiot.png This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.
Nemesis RED.png This user is dominating you!
Knife ready to Backstab 1st person red.png This user is a Backstabber!
User Pyro.png This user is a Pyro.
“Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”
User Demoman.png This user is a Demoman.
“Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”
User Spy.png This user is a Spy.
“You know, hiding won’t save you.”
Melee icon Knife.png This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!
UserIsPretty.jpg Man this user's pretty! Do the Monkey with them! Come on!
Sandvich.png This user eats far too many sandviches.
END This user is now brain-thrashingly insane because this user has no more userboxes.
Spy No smoking.png No smoking please!
Heavyhater.png This user is a Heavy Hater.
"Eat it, fatty!"
Cow.png This user prefers the Cow as their melee weapon.
Tf soldier gora gora gora.png This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players
Team Fortress Wiki Egg Logo Sap.png This user has sapped this Wiki!
2-dice-icon.png This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.
Sappinmahsentry.png This user is sappin' mah sentry!
Userbox Poké Ball.png This user has gotta catch 'em all!
Crystal xeyes.png This user is afraid of red links.
Mad Milk.png This user drinks far too much milk.
Backpack RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.png This user isn't going to redeem his RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.
Train.png This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.
P Do not want.png This user hates overlinking.
Backpack Whiskered Gentleman.png This user is a Whiskered Gentleman.
RED Resurrection Associate Pin.png This user owns a Companion Cube Pin.
User in a Horse.png This user is on a horse
User Double Sun Power.png This user has double sun power.
Gordon Freeman In Action.jpg This user user took down an entire army of aliens with just a crowbar.
Portal.png This user is a member of the Unofficial Portal Wiki
Music Note Particle.png This user is a musician in real life.
Tf scout kill from behind.png This user edits the wiki in their dreams.
Buffalo Steak Sandvich.png This User Eats Too Much Rjackson Meat!
Mad Milk.png This User Drinks Far Too Much Pilk

Saxton cropped.png This User Will Beat You To Death With His BARE DAMN HANDS!
Killicon cow.png It goes moo. You're not quite sure how.

I Made these! I would Appreciate if no one used these without my permission.
Backpack Wiki Cap.png
"The Grammar Nazi"
Level 20
Backpack Sniper Rifle.png
Level 1
Backpack Revolver.png
"Revolvin' Revolver"
Level 1
Backpack Shotgun.png
Level 1
Backpack Kukri.png
Level 1

Wiki Cap I Don't Have but Want.