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Gentlementlemen, hello. I welcome you and shake you warmly by the hand. If I wrote some descriptions with that imagination filling some percent of my brain...


Crates

Backpack Refreshing Summer Cooler.png

Refreshing Summer Cooler
Level 10
Crate Series #22

The lock has iced over, only a small slot can be seen. Mann Co. Keys won't fit in the slot. The sun isn't helping. By the eleventh, the entire cooler will have given way and it's contents will be rotten, steel jaw or not.


This item will expire on Jul 11, 2011 (23:00:00).

Backpack Festive Winter Crate.png

Festive Winter Crate
Level 10
Crate Series #6
What a nice cold crate! We could be able to melt the ice between the cracks, eh? Wait, the sun isn't out. And you probably left your crowbar back in 1998 or somethin'.

This item will expire on Dec 31, 2010 (23:00:00).

Backpack Mann Co. Supply Crate.png

Mann Co. Supply Crate
Level 10
Crate Series #21
A locked crate. Need a key to open it. Mann Co. Locksmiths might be able to help. The Mann Co. Store is their middlemann.


















Hats ETC.

Backpack Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun.png

Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Level 1-100
Seemingly a bear trap, this intracite jaw is ready for any fat Sandvich lover killing puny pancake lovers.

Backpack Old Guadalajara.png

Old Guadalajara
Level 1-100
La Pyro es muy caliente!

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Texas Slim's Dome Shine
Level 1-100
For trading, just use hat. And if that don't work, use LESS hat.