Derpy One

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Basic information
Type:	PonY
Gender:	Male
Health:	150
Speed:	90%
Birth place:	Irlland
Native language:	Russian
Age:	16
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Scout
Favourite weapons:	The Soda Popper
Favourite hats:	Milkman
Contact information
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/AppleCrab

This user is Russian. Beware of bears!

This user owns 68 hats! (Probably 67 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”

This user was a participant in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge.

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Level 69
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