Derpy One

Give me the bullets!!

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Basic information
Type:	PonY
Gender:	Male
Health:	150
Speed:	90%
Birth place:	Irlland
Native language:	Russian
Age:	16
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Scout
Favourite weapons:	The Soda Popper
Favourite hats:	Milkman
Contact information
Steam page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/AppleCrab

This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user owns 68 hats! (Probably 67 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”
This user was a participant in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge.	This user is a Gentleman!	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
This user is Russian. Beware of bears!	This user constantly calls for MEDIC!	This user loves rocking out with their Earbuds.
This user thoroughly enjoyed the Engineer Update!	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is an employee of RED.

"Milky way Man"
Level 69
"Milky Pie Mix"

Unusual Derpy Portal Maker
Level 70 Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Effect: Sunbeams